Christmas is my favorite time of year, but it has nothing to do with the crass commercialization that the secularists have foisted upon us. I love Christmas because it allows me to reflect on the wisdom and mercy of God and His decision to impregnate a married virgin nine months earlier.
As we commenorate Christ's birth in just a few weeks, let us all remember what we are celebrating. We are celebrating the birth of God, who was His own Father. His birth, though He was destined to be tortured to death at an early age, was the most glorious occasion of all time, for with it, The Lord gave True Christians™ the opportunity to serve Him forever in His Kingdom.
With this in mind, I decided to tone down my holiday decorations this year, so that I could more completely concentrate on the real reason for this highest of holidays. I think you will all agree that I made the right choice.