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Talking Frozen Drainpipe DISPROVES Global Warming! - 03-16-2011, 02:42 PM

Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

There is much talk by ecofascist hippies nowadays that the earth's climate would be growing warmer by human activities.

Of course, we True Christians™ realize that such a thing is preposterous. After all, God explicitly gives us dominion over the earth:

Hebrews 2:6-8:
But one in a certain place testified, saying, What is man, that thou art mindful of him? or the son of man that thou visitest him?
Thou madest him a little lower than the angels; thou crownedst him with glory and honour, and didst set him over the works of thy hands:
Thou hast put all things in subjection under his feet. For in that he put all in subjection under him, he left nothing that is not put under him. But now we see not yet all things put under him.

Therefore, we realize that we are allowed to do whatever we like with the Earth. We do not have to care about the "environment" in any way.

Of course, lying, climate change believing scientists will stop at nothing in their fearmongery. I don't know why they do it, probably it's just an attempt to destroy America's Godly Free Market Economy, and hand the world over to the communists.

But I have definite proof now that the global warming industry is one big SCAM! Look at this picture:



Yes, that's a picture of a frozen drainpipe. I've taken this picture on the 2nd of March weeks ago while I stayed in a small cabin in the mountains of Western Canada. I was doing flood geological research there with several other Creation Scientists of Landover University.

The point is, in 2010 we also were in this cabin, and then there wasn't even snow there, let alone a frozen drainpipe. It was much colder this year! If global warming were true, wouldn't you expect winters to be shorter instead of longer? That's common sense!

I hereby declare the global warming theory to be effectively disproven.

Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Frozen Drainpipe DISPROVES Global Warming! - 03-16-2011, 03:42 PM

I hear ya Brother, Here it is mid-March and the snow is about to kill my spring flowers! Global Warming my rump.
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I hereby declare the global warming theory to be effectively disproven.
I am glad we can finally put this global warming hoax behind us. During the 1970s there was the global cooling hoax and recently it suddenly became the global warming hoax. Clearly these hoax makers don't even bother to do a little research before they invent a new hoax. I wonder what will be next.


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Default Re: Frozen Drainpipe DISPROVES Global Warming! - 03-16-2011, 06:52 PM

Yep, two isolated incidents in places quite far north definitely disprove global warming once and for all. Thanks for that!
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Yep, two isolated incidents in places quite far north definitely disprove global warming once and for all. Thanks for that!
If you would start using your fingers instead of your hands for counting you would learn that there exist numbers even higher than two...


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Default Re: Frozen Drainpipe DISPROVES Global Warming! - 03-16-2011, 07:30 PM

It has occurred to me you chaps get pretty hot under the collar about some things, why not just live and let live. It makes for life being more fun cause you can just say no one bothers me cause I get along with everyone! Just take a chill pill and go and live life rather than getting all mad at gays. I know a couple of gay guys myself, pretty cool cats if you ask me. Also what's with the tell her once badge? Does that mean you batter your wife cause that's the sort of thing I'm talking about just dont get so angry about stuff and say well that's life and move on it makes for you being pretty cool dudes, like my gay friends.
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It has occurred to me you chaps get pretty hot under the collar about some things, why not just live and let live. It makes for life being more fun cause you can just say no one bothers me cause I get along with everyone! Just take a chill pill and go and live life rather than getting all mad at gays. I know a couple of gay guys myself, pretty cool cats if you ask me. Also what's with the tell her once badge? Does that mean you batter your wife cause that's the sort of thing I'm talking about just dont get so angry about stuff and say well that's life and move on it makes for you being pretty cool dudes, like my gay friends.
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Default Re: Frozen Drainpipe DISPROVES Global Warming! - 03-16-2011, 07:40 PM

Im just saying that if when we're dead that's it you've wasted quite a lot of time getting angry at life rather than just enjoying it and taking it for what it is.
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I am NOT hot under the collar like ANY of your gay friends. You can call them and tell them that. I'm not going to be interested in any of them.


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Im just saying that if when we're dead that's it you've wasted quite a lot of time getting angry at life rather than just enjoying it and taking it for what it is.
And they're just saying that if when we're dead that's not it you've wasted quite a lot of time getting angry at God and serving Satan. Happy? Now go away.


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Dude, I dont get angry at anyone I just think some people are a bit silly. Also why does felicity keep sending me infractions, does she have a thing for me?
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Dude, I dont get angry at anyone I just think some people are a bit silly. Also why does felicity keep sending me infractions, does she have a thing for me?
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Default Heat just moves around - 03-21-2011, 12:43 AM

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Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

There is much talk by ecofascist hippies nowadays that the earth's climate would be growing warmer by human activities.

Of course, we True Christians™ realize that such a thing is preposterous. After all, God explicitly gives us dominion over the earth:

Hebrews 2:6-8:
But one in a certain place testified, saying, What is man, that thou art mindful of him? or the son of man that thou visitest him?
Thou madest him a little lower than the angels; thou crownedst him with glory and honour, and didst set him over the works of thy hands:
Thou hast put all things in subjection under his feet. For in that he put all in subjection under him, he left nothing that is not put under him. But now we see not yet all things put under him.

Therefore, we realize that we are allowed to do whatever we like with the Earth. We do not have to care about the "environment" in any way.

Of course, lying, climate change believing scientists will stop at nothing in their fearmongery. I don't know why they do it, probably it's just an attempt to destroy America's Godly Free Market Economy, and hand the world over to the communists.

But I have definite proof now that the global warming industry is one big SCAM! Look at this picture:



Yes, that's a picture of a frozen drainpipe. I've taken this picture on the 2nd of March weeks ago while I stayed in a small cabin in the mountains of Western Canada. I was doing flood geological research there with several other Creation Scientists of Landover University.

The point is, in 2010 we also were in this cabin, and then there wasn't even snow there, let alone a frozen drainpipe. It was much colder this year! If global warming were true, wouldn't you expect winters to be shorter instead of longer? That's common sense!

I hereby declare the global warming theory to be effectively disproven.

Yours in Christ,

True Disciple

Even when it is hot in Canada, its cold in New Zealand. GOD just blows the same hot air over the surface disk of earth.
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Default Re: Frozen Drainpipe DISPROVES Global Warming! - 03-21-2011, 12:56 AM

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