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Re: Greetings and salutations -
12-12-2013, 11:04 PM
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...Would it not, then, be wiser to observe the essence of God's Holy Word than the letter of mankind's translation of it?
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So why don't you just tell us what "essence of God's Holy Word" is, and how you arrived at that conclusion?
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Re: Greetings and salutations -
12-12-2013, 11:39 PM
Twyla, Sweetie: Welcome to the place where Jesus goes when He wants to have good conversation, kick back, and have communion with His saints. Way back in 1611 they decided to get the Bible correctly translated. This was done by the power of GOD Himself. He guided the hands of the translators and said that this one was the real thing. Until Oprah started consorting with new age devils, even she swore by the KJV 1611. I completely understand your questions, but you must at some point in your life make a decision to either follow our LORD or to turn your back upon Him. This decision alone with allow the Holy Spirit to guide your thoughts and open you mind to His teachings and truth. Don't be fooled by the obstacles satan tries to present you. Don't allow your mind to think as one normally does. In spiritual matters, you must allow the Holy Spirit to guide you. Completely. When you do, you will think how silly it has been to constantly question everyone, for God's light and truth will descend upon you. Your only price? Having faith in Him. May God richly bless you!
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Re: Greetings and salutations -
12-12-2013, 11:40 PM
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I've tried quite a few churches, but most have been so vain and self-centered that it makes me nauseous. Like my great-grandfather, I've seen corruption and vice become far too common among those who profess to speak the Word of God. Though, also like my great-grandfather, I'm seldom more than arm's reach from a Bible - which says:Even as tight as my finances are, I do try my best to do His will. Stopping to help those with car trouble, buying extra tacos on Taco Tuesday to hand out to beggars, assisting the elderly with their shopping, and so forth. Before my back gave out I'd spend my spare time assisting with community construction projects, mow lawns and shovel sidewalks for elderly/disabled neighbors, and so forth.
God is everywhere - not just in church - and the tithes we give unto even the least of His creations is given unto Him.
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You are confused, obviously. Church is where you praise God. Not 'Gods', and most certainly not the huddled masses.
You need to stop being so selfish and give to God. He will repay your love a hundred fold. It is in the Bible.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Greetings and salutations -
12-13-2013, 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by TwylaFox
No need for namecalling, please.
The primary motivation behind the King James Version was trying to contend with all the inaccuracies which had crept into the then-current versions of the Bible - including the Tyndale, Bishops', Coverdale, Geneva, and Great Bibles and the Latin Vulgate. All of these versions were labored over by devout men of God, yet the discrepancies still occurred.
Would it not, then, be wiser to observe the essence of God's Holy Word than the letter of mankind's translation of it?
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You did not answer to my questions -
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OK, so we both agree that the Holy Bible is the the perfect word of the perfect God and that God intended it to be used as an instruction manual for the faithful, right?
Do you think that God has not foreseen that the Bible would be hand-copied for thousands of years before the advent of copying machines and translated into a myriad of languages?
Why do you think that God would allow us to follow a flawed (wrongly copied/translated) instruction manual?
There are three possibilities:
1) There is no God, and the Bible is just a book. We both agree this is not true.
2) God exists, but He doesn't care what we do. I think you'll agree that if this was true, there wouldn't be any Bible to begin with.
3) God guided hands of copyists and translators, so the Bible that we read is the unaltered, perfect Word of God.
You must see that the third option is the only viable, logical explanation.
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Re: Greetings and salutations -
12-13-2013, 03:11 AM
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...the Inuit language having over 400 words for "snow".
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Urban myth, not real.
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Yeah. I doubt those savages have 400 words total in their language. It's mostly grunts, screams, and moose calls.
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Would it not, then, be wiser to observe the essence of God's Holy Word than the letter of mankind's translation of it?
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Yes. That's why we use God's only Certified Correct Version of His Word®, the 1611 King James Version.
Be welcome and make yourself at home, Twyla. You have some very strange ideas, no doubt fostered by all of the false churches you have attended, but you seem to be interested in finding the path to Jesus--so you have come to the right place! You should know that you will not be able to convince us of anything because, as Paul said in 1 Timothy 2:12:
I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
However, we will be glad to instruct you in what the Bible actually says. Nice to have you on board!
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Re: Greetings and salutations -
12-13-2013, 03:31 AM
Lady, does your husband even know that you're here? Does he teach you daily Bible lessons, or do you just make it up in your pretty little head?
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Re: Greetings and salutations -
12-13-2013, 09:11 AM
Twyla, I don't think you have any formula for determining which parts of the Bible are corrupt. I think you've come up with this idea as an excuse to reject those bits you don't like. God's Word is an instruction manual for the Christian life. If any of its intended meaning has been lost in translation, then it is as useless as one of those instruction manuals that has been put through Chinese-to-English translation software.
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Re: Greetings and salutations -
12-15-2013, 04:05 AM
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You are confused, obviously. Church is where you praise God. Not 'Gods', and most certainly not the huddled masses.
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Interesting, because Jesus says otherwise:
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Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me. Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink? When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee? And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me. Matthew 25:34-40
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
OK, so we both agree that the Holy Bible is the the perfect word of the perfect God and that God intended it to be used as an instruction manual for the faithful, right?
Do you think that God has not foreseen that the Bible would be hand-copied for thousands of years before the advent of copying machines and translated into a myriad of languages?
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No one among humankind has the insight or authority to say what God did or did not foresee - you and I included.
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Why do you think that God would allow us to follow a flawed (wrongly copied/translated) instruction manual?
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The same reason as the Bible says He expects us to be able to discern the false prophets from among the true. The same way Jesus died upon the cross to cleanse the world of all its sins and establish His New Covenant in place of the Old. That our course to Heaven was no longer in the hands of the temples and priests but in His hands alone.
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You should know that you will not be able to convince us of anything because, as Paul said in 1 Timothy 2:12:
I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
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Neither 1st Timothy, 2nd Timothy, nor Titus were written by the Apostle Paul - unless he somehow managed to pen them 120-150 years after his death. (BTW - That's from Reverend Raymond F. Collins, a renowned and highly authoritative Biblical scholar and historian.)
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Yes. That's why we use God's only Certified Correct Version of His Word®, the 1611 King James Version.
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As in the version which was specifically edited to conform to the dictates of the Church of England? As in the one where King James had all the translators executed and their notes burned so no one could challenge its veracity? (Also from Reverend Raymond F. Collins.)
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Lady, does your husband even know that you're here?
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A tad difficult considering that I've been widowed since 2008.
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Does he teach you daily Bible lessons, or do you just make it up in your pretty little head?
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That was part and parcel to being an AoG Minister, as were both our fathers as well.
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You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™.
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I have been nothing but respectful throughout, even when your "True Christians™" resorted to namecalling. And as for the notion of "betters"...
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Where there is neither Greek nor Jew, circumcision nor uncircumcision, Barbarian, Scythian, bond nor free: but Christ is all, and in all. Colossians 3:11
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So let's just check all this emotional baggage and put it behind us, shall we?
Prov 29:11 A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards.
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Re: Greetings and salutations -
12-15-2013, 04:43 AM
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Interesting, because Jesus says otherwise:
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Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me. Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink? When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee? And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me. Matthew 25:34-40
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I think you're trying to suggest that charitable works count as a substitute for church. This is not true. God requires that His people attend church.
Heb 10:25 Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.
I also hope you realise that in the passage you quoted, Jesus is talking about good deeds done to "the least of these my brethren" -- that is to say, fellow Christians, not the unwashed masses.
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The same reason as the Bible says He expects us to be able to discern the false prophets from among the true. The same way Jesus died upon the cross to cleanse the world of all its sins and establish His New Covenant in place of the Old. That our course to Heaven was no longer in the hands of the temples and priests but in His hands alone.
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Do you think the Old Testament is completely irrelevant now? Because it's not.
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Neither 1st Timothy, 2nd Timothy, nor Titus were written by the Apostle Paul
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Well, they claim to be (1 Tim 1:1; 2 Tim 1:1; Tit 1:1). There's a serious problem with the authority of Scripture if Paul did not write those epistles.
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As in the version which was specifically edited to conform to the dictates of the Church of England? As in the one where King James had all the translators executed and their notes burned so no one could challenge its veracity? (Also from Reverend Raymond F. Collins.)
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Source (link) and quote, please.
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Re: Greetings and salutations -
12-15-2013, 05:45 AM
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...As in the one where King James had all the translators executed and their notes burned so no one could challenge its veracity?...
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Your source for that preposterous claim? Oh, and just saying "Rev.Collins" won't cut it, as I searched a lot of his work and found nothing anywhere near that outlandish and controversial. In what published work did he claim that?
The notes being burned thing happened with the Koran, btw.
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Re: Greetings and salutations -
12-15-2013, 04:41 PM
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I also hope you realise that in the passage you quoted, Jesus is talking about good deeds done to "the least of these my brethren" -- that is to say, fellow Christians, not the unwashed masses.
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Seems to me that we are meant to treat ALL of God's creations as His - not just the ones WE deem worthy of it.
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but God hath shewed me that I should not call any man common or unclean. Acts 10:28
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All are equal before God, and none but Him has the authority to pass any judgments claiming otherwise.
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Well, they claim to be (1 Tim 1:1; 2 Tim 1:1; Tit 1:1). There's a serious problem with the authority of Scripture if Paul did not write those epistles.
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Yes, there is.
Paul's ministry ended somewhere around 65AD, yet Timothy and Titus spend a great deal of time railing against then-current Gnosticism - which didn't even arise until around 150AD and didn't attain any sort of prominence until after 200AD. The earliest mention of Gnosticism anywhere else comes from the writings of Irenaeus around 180AD - still more than a century beyond the time of the Apostle Paul.
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By the end of the twentieth century New Testament scholarship was virtually unanimous in affirming that the Pastoral Epistles were written some time after Paul's death.
~ Collins, Rev Raymond F. 1 & 2 Timothy and Titus: A Commentary. Westminster John Knox Press. 2004. ISBN 0-664-22247-1
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One of the greatest ironies of history, is that many Protestant Christian churches today embrace the King James Bible exclusively as the “only” legitimate English language translation… yet it is not even a Protestant translation! It was printed to compete with the Protestant Geneva Bible, by authorities who throughout most of history were hostile to Protestants… and killed them. While many Protestants are quick to assign the full blame of persecution to the Roman Catholic Church, it should be noted that even after England broke from Roman Catholicism in the 1500’s, the Church of England (The Anglican Church) continued to persecute Protestants throughout the 1600’s.
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BTW - Such a wonderful display of Christian fellowship you've been displaying... altering my signature and profile picture to suit your own aims... calling me a "hatemonger" for knowing God's scripture well... "insolent backsass" despite having been nothing but civil throughout...
Prov 29:11 A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards.
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Re: Greetings and salutations -
12-15-2013, 04:54 PM
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BTW - Such a wonderful display of Christian fellowship you've been displaying... altering my signature and profile picture to suit your own aims... calling me a "hatemonger" for knowing God's scripture well... "insolent backsass" despite having been nothing but civil throughout...
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People aren't hatemongers for knowing the Holy Bible. That's just silly!
You just happen to be arrogant, egotistical, argumentative, and an all around angry contrarian. I think you just have a problem with the fact that God didn't write the Holy Bible from a 21st century feminist point of view. The sooner you can lay down your own perceived notion of justice and adopt the LORD's, the sooner you will find peace.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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