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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: Donna from Australia -
01-02-2016, 12:04 PM
I have to say that you sound very mixed up.
Just what exactly have you done for Jesus, lately? He gave His life for you over a weekend on that fateful day when He sacrificed Himself to Himself to save us from Himself.
What have you done? Please answer in normal sentences: something's not right here; I have my eye on you.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: Donna from Australia -
01-02-2016, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by AussieDonna
Oh!! Okay, Brother Larry . . sorry, I thought verse two would be okay, but it was verse three anyway, so now I'll put verse one as you have so politely advised me to do:
Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me
I once was lost, but now am found
Was blind but now I see.
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Dear, I know we feeble minded women have tiny brains unable to perform even the simplest of tasks, but I must say that your brain seems to be even more feeble.
How do you manage to type on a keyboard, dear?
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Re: Donna from Australia -
01-03-2016, 03:49 AM
Thank-you Dr Niles for saying that I sound mixed up. I'm impressed!! How could you hear me singing when I only typed the words?
And Sister Basilissa, you know very well that I type on the keyboard by pushing on the keys with my fingers . . just like most people, except for maybe people without hands who use other extremities or rich people who can just talk to their computer and the computer types eveything for them or they might have a secretary who steals or takes dictation and then types it for that other person who is rich enough to pay them to do that, maybe, I think. Do I?
I bet you were just teasing me, Sister Basilissa, and I thank-you for being friendly like that.
I am trying very, very hard to be as smart ass everybody else. Thank-you so much for your patience.
Wonderfully, in nomine Domino sort of,
Donna
Genesis 1:1 through Revelation 22:21 "In the beginning God created . . . Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen."
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Donna from Australia -
01-03-2016, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by AussieDonna
Wonderfully, in nomine Domino sort of,
Donna
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Hold it right there.....Are you a ring-kissing Papist?
We don't speak godless Latin, Sheila, nor does God. We speak AMERICAN (God's favorite language). I suggest you learn American too.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Donna from Australia -
01-04-2016, 04:12 AM
Yes, Pastor Ezekiel, I should learn American. We here in Australia have learned quite a lot of the American language.
Golly, I haven't kissed a ring before. Should I do that? I kissed a man who gave me a ring, but he kissed me first, and the Reverend said he could right after a pronunciation thing he did where he pronounced the words, "you man and wife". Religion at that level is beyond my understanding, but the Reverend might have not pronounced it very well (though it sounded normal to me) because my mother burst out crying when he pronounced it.
I checked our family tree, Reverend. There were no Papists in either my mother or father's line. So, no, I'm not a Papist, Reverend Ezekiel. Do you know some?
Well, that should help clarify it all really clearly.
Thank-you ever-so wonderfully,
Donna
Amazing Grace, Verse One
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