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Default Re: Hello - 03-25-2019, 07:55 PM

How many times a year does your husband take your children to hunt?


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Default Re: Hello - 03-25-2019, 08:50 PM

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Are we to take it that you are no longer allowed to do so? If so, goodbye dear.
Sorry Miss Joanna. I am still allowed to post on these forums. Ask my Pa. I speak American English well but sometimes the tenses can be switched up by accident.


My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Default Re: Hello - 03-25-2019, 09:01 PM

Don't let it happen again, Maxine. Goodish grammar next to Godliness, you know.
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Default Re: Hello - 03-26-2019, 05:22 AM

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Mrs Williams do you have your husband’s permission to be on these forums? It’s always customary to ask the man of your household before partaking in anything. My Pa is the man of my house and I was allowed to post on these forums under his strict supervision.
your such a fat cow lol. Lose some weight you blob. my goodness do you be stealing food from your siblings miss piggy.


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Default Re: Hello - 03-26-2019, 06:42 AM

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your such a fat cow lol. Lose some weight you blob. my goodness do you be stealing food from your siblings miss piggy.
Hey, you may disagree with her, but there is no need for name calling and insults. That was just downright rude and uncalled for. You don't know if that's her at her worst or best. Either way, that's not ok.
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Default Re: Hello - 03-26-2019, 03:39 PM

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your such a fat cow lol. Lose some weight you blob. my goodness do you be stealing food from your siblings miss piggy.
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Hey, you may disagree with her, but there is no need for name calling and insults...
Not bad, but you missed the opportunity to point out where Mr. Wilson truly failed with his comment above:

He did not challenge any part of BR's argument. Not her premise, none of her claimed "facts", nor her conclusions, so they all still stand. Instead, he attacked her, and we all know that true is true and false is false, no matter where they come from (the source does not matter).

The technical term is "ad hominem", and it's a logical fallacy. You would do well to read the Wikipedia entry on it, and the other fallacies linked from there.


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Default Re: Hello - 03-26-2019, 05:29 PM

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Hello, my name is Abigail Williams. I am married to my Godly husband, Daniel Williams, and have eight children, five sons and two daughters. We are members of Kinnelon Baptist Church, and my favorite Bible verse is Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire"
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Why are you not covered woman? Why your husband allows you to be uncovered? Is your husband... a Dayouth? (I think you americans translate this as “<<<expletive deleted by JesOS>>>”)
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Default Re: Hello - 03-26-2019, 06:16 PM

Musty, dear, are you suggesting that Mrs. Williams has been praying or prophesying when this photo was taken?

Here is the verse in its proper context:

1 Corinthians 11:4-6
4 Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head.
5 But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.
6 For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.

So, here, it's clear: men cannot pray or prophesy with their head covered (so I hope you weren't praying nor prophesying when your photo was taken), and women cannot pray nor prophesy with their heads uncovered.
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Default Re: Hello - 03-26-2019, 11:09 PM

Well the introduction seems to be going OK. No "funny smells" as they say ——— oh,

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Yes, one of those "magic words" we wish we'd never heard but occasionally you'll run into someone with kitchen linen on their head (probably just cotton really) and it's pretty clear their cunning plan is just a deceptive façade. Which brings us to the next "magic" word.

Murana

In certain circumstances (those now pertaining in Christendom) such antics as may appeal to the least ethical Dayouth are sanctioned in the cause of jihad. It's a bit like pretending to be an infringer of copyright..or any ownership rights I suppose..knocking out bootleg literature, coining it in, spending up big, the champagne, the trophy companion(s) I'm sure I don't need to go on but the point is that you're not really a bootlegger are you. Really your objective is to inundate the world with Krishna consciousness through the medium of selling flowers.

No-one needs to know what the cunning plan actually is, because it's so obvious that some plan is operating and utterly devoid of subtlety at that! Similarly, whatever façade they think they're operating behind, we need look no farther than the lands ruled by whatever paradigm they think they've got up their sleeves to see what the outcomes are.

"Inspiration" is not a word I often use and I won't be using it here. Its antonym would be far more apposite. The only inspiration afforded by the horror pits they've left behind seems to be to leave. North Korea has a similar problem but its denizens never seek to set up a Juche state where they land. Unless they. have a cunning plan. Now that would be guileful indeed!
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Default Re: Hello - 04-04-2019, 06:02 AM

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your such a fat cow lol. Lose some weight you blob. my goodness do you be stealing food from your siblings miss piggy.
Apologize for your ill manner, your insult was uncalled for and unwanted.


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