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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven
Personally, I think she's gone insane, after an unnatural life of celibacy.
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Fit to be hog-tied for sure...but I firmly believe that most, if not all, nuns take advantage of the fact that the Bible doesn't specifically reference the use of insanely large, suction-cup mounted, black rubberized vibrating dongs; they probably believe that since no seed is expelled during the course of their hyper-frenetic plungings, that they are not subject to Onan's curse.
They think they've found a loophole which will allow them to delve ever deeper into their dark, twisted, self-abusive fantasy realm without repercussion from Above. But hell awaits them, nevertheless.
Sigh....
I could fill a book with my musings on the Naughty Nun Phenomenon...and God willing, some day I will!