Them Chinese and their Coronavirus -
03-10-2020, 09:29 AM
When them Chinese gonna learn that eating bats is a sure fire way to bring down the Big Man’s wroth with a plague somethin’ Biblical?
Maybe we can put it in terms theys would understand: “A-Ching chong, Mao Zedong, a chow ching Chia pet, Yangtze, a chong a-chong Tommy Chong, Red Dragon Harold and Kumar. Chiggity chong chang diggity Xiao, Confuscious motherpifflein’ Say, a ching a ching a chong. Tai Chi, Kung Fu, Jackie Chan, Chaing Kai-Shek Mr. Shrek Mr. Spock, a Chan Chang shields at 30 percent Captain, He Kexin, Michelle Lee Carrie Lam a Hong Kong a chong dong Chang! With broccoli beef!”
Stop eating them bats, you dog-eating, cat-eating, IP-stealing mothercrackers, or Perish in President Trump’s righteous fury! Gumpzilla!
Pastor and CEO, Shatter Creek Baptist Church.
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