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Default American "Patriots" and why they're in HELL - 05-03-2009, 05:58 PM

John Adams: 2nd President of the United States who denied the Divinity of America.


Signed Treaty of Tripoli which says, "the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion".


Thomas Jefferson: (Explained very well in this thread.)

"Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity."

(As if it were a bad thing!)

"Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason more than that of blindfolded fear."

(This is contrary to Matthew 18:3, which says: "And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.")

“Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man”

(Calling GOD a pervert is not how GOD intended His followers to treat Him!)

Mark Twain: Uppity GOD-hating atheist and damned satirist.

"Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion -- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight."

(First of all man is not an animal, but a sacred vessel made in the image of GOD. [see Genesis 1:27]. Further more, the Old Testament is quite clear that killing unbelievers in an honorable thing!)

"It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand."

(Insinuating that there's something wrong with the Bible and it's meanings!)

Benjamin Franklin: Loud-mouthed blasphemer. Founded the liberal media with "Poor Richard's Almanac."

"I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life I absented myself from Christian assemblies."

(Blatant disregard for the 5th Commandment by encouraging kids to rebel against their True Christian upbringing!)

"Light houses are more helpful than churches."

(Suggesting that churches can't save lives!)

James Madison: Promoted fluffy-bunny Sissy Christian doctrines!

"We hold it for a fundamental and undeniable truth that religion, or the duty which we owe our Creator, and the manner of discharging it, can be directed only by reason and conviction, not by force or violence. The religion, then, of every man must be left to the conviction and conscience of every man: and that it is the right of every man to exercise it as these may dictate."

(Suggesting that you should do what you "feel" is right instead of what the Bible teaches!)


"The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep forever from these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe in blood for centuries.
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(Scaring people into thinking that melding church and state might be a bad thing.)

Abraham Lincoln: Hurt GOD's feelings by rejecting the divine gift of slavery.

"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues."

(In a fit of jealousy, accused True Christians of being two-faced or immoral.)

"Whatever you are, be a good one."

(Liberal hippie philosophy of 'be-who-you-wanna-be' nonsense! We are not good on our own! [Isaiah 64:6])



If you have any others, let's put them on the list and show America why we need another George W. Bush in office!



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Default Re: American "Patriots" and why they're in HELL - 05-03-2009, 08:25 PM

James Buchanan, Jr. demoncrat president and well known homer. He was against the war of Northern Agression but was against doing anything about it. Even his interest in the Dred Scott v. Sandford case* is not enough to prevent his being the worst US president ever.

*people of African descent imported into the United States and held as slaves, or their descendants - whether or not they were slaves—were not legal persons and could never be citizens of the United States.





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Default Re: American "Patriots" and why they're in HELL - 05-04-2009, 01:46 AM

For over 200 years, the liberals have been writing the History books, making these clowns look like All-American saints! It is time for some revisionism to take place in the classroom.

Perhaps in as little as 50 years, George W. Bush will be seen as a patriot, and the rest of these "free-thinkers" will be erased from the annals of history.


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Default Re: American "Patriots" and why they're in HELL - 05-04-2009, 01:55 AM

FDR For being a damned joo who sold this country up the river to Stalin. He also cut the military budget in order to force social welfare entitlement programs on America like social security. He almost lost the war due to his bungling, and he stocked the Supreme Court with ultra liberals!

Plus he was a cripple, which God hates.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: American "Patriots" and why they're in HELL - 06-16-2009, 09:40 AM

a good righteous man uttering one sentence says more than you demented faggots say in 10 million pages of ungodly ramblings and wicked, imbecilic laughing and giggling.

you mock and disparage what you don't understand, none of you love eachother, the armies of love angels that build relationships between good men and women, that found countries and keep the planet in order, is precisely the thing you attack, and Satan attacks through you.
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Thumbs up Re: American "Patriots" and why they're in HELL - 06-22-2009, 09:27 AM

First off "the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion",

why in the hell would god want a country full of idiots!?

"Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity."

AINT THAT THE TRUTH!

“Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man”

And no you freaking mormon, learn the context of different meanings before you post on a blog how dumb you truly are. Perverted in this context means that system was wrong....go back to school....wait you probably learned in church...well nvm than

"Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion -- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight."

This quote is amazing! And so very true, just look how you idiots go about killing anyone thats not "you".


"It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand."

Like homer simpson once quoted when he picked up a Bible looking for answers "THIS THING HAS NO ANSWERS!

"I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life I absented myself from Christian assemblies."

Becuz your all flippin insane, it seems even the smartest man at that time believed it too

"Light houses are more helpful than churches."

Yes churches cant save lives! All churches do is make the children that go to them turn into you...and all you contribute to is death, greed, retardism, murder, petafilia, murder, death, retardism...did I mention death?

"We hold it for a fundamental and undeniable truth that religion, or the duty which we owe our Creator, and the manner of discharging it, can be directed only by reason and conviction, not by force or violence. The religion, then, of every man must be left to the conviction and conscience of every man: and that it is the right of every man to exercise it as these may dictate."

Well what hes saying here is without violence there wouldnt be Christianity.....hmmm I would pick the no violence anyways, but I know you psychos wouldnt! hah

"The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep forever from these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe in blood for centuries."

MIGHT BE A BAD THING!!? LOL...WOW you mean would...yeah lets put the churches teachings in school so we can drop everyone's IQs to 1. Sound like a good idea? Or better yet lets just kill everyone whos not Catholic. Hmmm also sounds like a good idea, it will be like Genocide because the only true catholics are the ones on this website...than you can all be gay together because next you'll take your frusteration out on your woman. But lets face it most of you are just hiding in the closet anyways. <I love these little emotes!
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Default Re: American "Patriots" and why they're in HELL - 06-22-2009, 11:25 AM

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First off "the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion",
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands; one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
Recognize that, you traitor?


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why in the hell would god want a country full of idiots!?
I think you would be better placed to answer that.

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"Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity."

AINT THAT THE TRUTH!
You have some difficulty with God's Judgment? You have a problem with God. [...]
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"The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep forever from these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe in blood for centuries."
Obviously, if everyone sang from the same hymnbook, there would be no so-called strife.





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