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Default Did you learn all you need about Islam on 9/11? Then you're an UN-AMERICAN & ANTI-CHRISTIAN BIGOT! - 09-11-2015, 11:47 PM

While celebrating 9/11 today with my family, I saw this photo...



"Everything I needed to know about Islam I learned on 9/11"

Really? REALLY?!?! I got so pig-biting mad I broke a couple of plates! My husband, Mr. Whitford, came into the kitchen to find out what the ruckus was and just as he was about to make me fast for a few days to pay for them I showed him this photo and he got so steamed he threw a few more plates and the only punishment he figured I needed was a good smack across the face!

EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT ISLAM I LEARNED FROM 1611!!!

If I didn't see that tailgate, I would have thought the truck driver was a good, patriotic American. But then I saw that nonsense and I just knew that no matter what he thought, he's actually an un-American, anti-Christian bigot who doesn't know a Bible from marihuana cigarette!



Jeremiah 14:15 Therefore thus saith the LORD concerning the prophets that prophesy in my name, and I sent them not, yet they say, Sword and famine shall not be in this land; By sword and famine shall those prophets be consumed.

That tells me all I need to know about Islam! What? Need more?

Exodus 23:24 Thou shalt not bow down to their gods, nor serve them, nor do after their works: but thou shalt utterly overthrow them, and quite break down their images.

These words were written WELL before 2001! If you didn't heed them the, then that's on YOU!

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

MORE?!?

2 Chronicles 15:13 Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

MORE!!!

Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

I don't see a whole lot of Mudslimes baptized in the name of Jesus, do you?!?!



2 John 1:7 For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.

2 John 1:9-11 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

AND THERE'S MORE!

2 Corinthians 6:14-17 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? ... Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord.

I am a and an TRUE AMERICAN! I didn't need 9/11 to tell me all I needed to know about Islam! I already had for that!

Thank you, and God Bless.



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Default Re: Did you learn all you need about Islam on 9/11? Then you're an UN-AMERICAN & ANTI-CHRISTIAN BIGOT! - 09-12-2015, 02:02 AM

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And how beautiful that the LORD makes it easy enough to understand this doesn't stop with the Muslims! This applies to Mormons, New Age Gurus, Astrologers, Kabbalahists, Hindus, Liberal Bloggers, Abortionists, Injuns and their Peyote, and those African ladies who wear stupid hats that look like Granny's old bedsheets.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Unhappy Re: Did you learn all you need about Islam on 9/11? Then you're an UN-AMERICAN & ANTI-CHRISTIAN BIGOT! - 09-12-2015, 03:19 AM

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[move]This applies to Mormons, New Age Gurus, Astrologers, Kabbalahists, Hindus, Liberal Bloggers, Abortionists, Injuns and their Peyote, and those African ladies who wear stupid hats that look like Granny's old bedsheets.
Yes, Mrs. Etheldreda. It is Harsha Shah here. I am very happy that my faith is no longer included in the list of lost souls. Yes. I am also thinking that 9/11 was a terrible act of extreme non-non-violence. It exemplified everything that was contrary to ahimsa, yes! Many good things that once were, they were lost, and while the world was developing into a more harmonious unity, this development was being interrupted. It was a very sad day and I was a young girl and I am still remembering the horror. Yes.


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A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."
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Default Re: Did you learn all you need about Islam on 9/11? Then you're an UN-AMERICAN & ANTI-CHRISTIAN BIGOT! - 09-12-2015, 04:31 AM

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I am very happy that my faith is no longer included in the list of lost souls.

Oh yes, it most certainly is. Mrs Etheldreda can't possibly list every crackpot cult. There is no salvation, save through Jesus.


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Default Re: Did you learn all you need about Islam on 9/11? Then you're an UN-AMERICAN & ANTI-CHRISTIAN BIGOT! - 09-12-2015, 03:23 PM

God has righteously spoken against them!

GLORY

Praise Jesus for sending a clear signal to the evil ones in the heart of their false death cult!



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Default Re: Did you learn all you need about Islam on 9/11? Then you're an UN-AMERICAN & ANTI-CHRISTIAN BIGOT! - 09-12-2015, 04:38 PM

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Exodus 23:24 Thou shalt not bow down to their gods, nor serve them, nor do after their works: but thou shalt utterly overthrow them, and quite break down their images.
Talk about circular reasoning! I don't bow down to objects whether observed close up, telephoto or time lapse with moon idols in the foreground.
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Deuteronomy 5:8 KJV
Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing
that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the waters beneath the earth

Deuteronomy 5:9
KJV
Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them
, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me


No wonder this hajj affair has such a high death toll.



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In the worst tragedy in seven years at the annual Muslim pilgrimage, 244 worshippers were trampled to death and hundreds more were hurt beneath a crush of people making their way to a ritualistic stoning of the devil.
Panic ensued when a few pilgrims fell on a bridge, and others tried to escape the push of the oncoming crowd, authorities said.
Safety measures were in place at the site -- one where fatal stampedes have been frequent -- but "caution isn't stronger than fate," Saudi Hajj Minister Iyad Madani said.
The tragedy marked the worst disaster at the annual pilgrimage, or hajj, since 1997, when 340 pilgrims died in a fire at the overcrowded Mina tent camp. Seven of those injured today were in critical condition, Madani said.
The site of the deaths was a two-story walkway in Mina, the location of the stone pillars where pebbles are thrown. The same area was the scene of deadly tramplings in 1998, 2001 and last year.
"All precautions were taken to prevent such an incident, but this is God's will," Madani told journalists at a press conference.





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Lo! the worst of beasts in Allah's sight are the ungrateful who will not believe
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