Oh, my! What a terrible thing for you to witness, dear Mr. Rutherford. It must have scared the living daylights out of you, to have seen that fire taking place. I am most grateful to the
that you suffered no injury. Now, then, I so hope that this little setback won't keep you from finishing the re-paving of the gold tithers' parking lot. One must not become slack in one's line of duty!
As for the most unfortunate event of the burning cross, I asked my sister (Agatha) if she had heard about it. No, she had not; so, I checked with some online resources. Nobody seems to have any knowledge of this, including Fox News. I could find nothing — except for some dastardly, insulting nonsense, created by those evil Demonrats, designed to target our beloved President Trump. I shall include the item here, just so you can see — for yourself — how disgusting those LIE-beral losers are! Now, isn't this just the most horrible thing that you've ever seen in your entire life, dear Mr. Rutherford?