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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
05-11-2009, 08:43 PM
In World of Warcraft (moar like World of WHOREcraft, amirite amirite?) Players can strip down until they're naked and perform sexual acts. Lets not forget that players can also roll a whorelock to summon lustful succubus with the Hellfire spell. You have a WoW ministry, and I am very dissapointed about how many homers now chase after children in the game.
And now you focus on Runescape? Do not forget that you can worship evil gods in this game, but please do something about Whorecraft first.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
05-13-2009, 05:45 PM
Hello I play runescape because i am a lonley human i make my character a girl just to seek the attention of older men, so they can comfort me and if i get really lucky engage in cyber intercourse with them, im a bad bad girl(boy really) is it wrong to go seeking attention of men?
Why believe in 1 god when i can believe in 3
Saradomin, Guthix, and Zamorak,
RUNESCAPE FTW
WUT WUT IN MY BUTT
anyone up for a GWAS trip? For all you insane holy rollers that probably abuse meth all day GWAS@@@@@@ is god wars where we go in runescape to worship gods bandos, armadyl, zamorak, and saradomin.
Yall are more then welcome to join us we can teach you how to do the brew and get some armadyl done so you can get a AGS and go kill ppl in the wilderness.
http://www.runescape.com/
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
05-13-2009, 06:06 PM
More proof that Runescape makes you gay.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
05-14-2009, 12:41 AM
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More proof that Runescape makes you gay.
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Takes a Fag to know a fag, you fag, gatorade owns u.
Ill shove your bible so far up your ass and make it penetrate your lungs but youd like that fag.
you phail
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
05-14-2009, 01:06 AM
You really know how to hurt an old man's feelings. I don't cry very often but I'm tempted to do so, now. I hope you don't talk to your dad like that.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
05-14-2009, 02:40 AM
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Takes a Fag to know a fag, you fag, gatorade owns u.
Ill shove your bible so far up your ass and make it penetrate your lungs but youd like that fag.
you phail
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What does Gatorade have to do with this?
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
05-17-2009, 12:36 AM
hmm, alrighty then, this forum is nothing but a bunch of religous, bible thumping, hypocrites, I mean seriously, one guy keeps telling you to donate to this forum, or your burning in hell, on the top forum, it says unsaved unwelcomed, but I kinda find that odd, since Jesus himself sat with sinners, and ate with them.........lol, this forum made me laugh, thanks.
any rs players readin this, I need 2000 ****** bones away for ** *******, i'll purchase ******* *** **.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
05-17-2009, 12:44 AM
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hmm, alrighty then, this forum is nothing but a bunch of religous, bible thumping, hypocrites, I mean seriously, one guy keeps telling you to donate to this forum, or your burning in hell, on the top forum, it says unsaved unwelcomed, but I kinda find that odd, since Jesus himself sat with sinners, and ate with them.........lol, this forum made me laugh, thanks.
any rs players readin this, I need 2000 ****** bones away for ** *******, i'll purchase ******* *** **.
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We are filled with the Love of Jesus, harlot! That's REAL love!
And may I as who invited you here? Don't you have a floor to scrub?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-17-2009, 04:15 AM
alright, after rereading some threads on this forum, and coming to my senses, I apologizes for my outburst, I have quit runescape for good, for indeed, it is nothing but witchcraft, and its bad for the soul, not to mention, it takes away time that I could very well spend reading the good book. I will get down on my knees, and beg Jesus to forgive me, can I have my old nickname back now? lol, being called sally is a little.......fruity and God doesn't like fruits.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
05-22-2009, 12:00 AM
I play Runescape aswell. I PvP 90% of my time in the new Bounty Hunter. It is ORGASMIC. I love it. Bounty Hunter controls my life, because I let it. All I think about is dropping a kid for full Bandos, it makes a tent in my pants. I even skip school sometimes to play, IT IS THAT AMAZING. If I am going to hell over the love of my life then let it be.
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05-22-2009, 12:13 AM
Why do your parents allow you to play so much? They must really hate you to have abandoned you to some computer game. Jesus has called you here for a reason, Son! Be prepared to see THE LIGHT! This might be the best day of your life. Do you have a Bible nearby?
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
05-22-2009, 12:18 AM
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I play Runescape aswell. I PvP 90% of my time in the new Bounty Hunter. It is ORGASMIC. I love it. Bounty Hunter controls my life, because I let it. All I think about is dropping a kid for full Bandos, it makes a tent in my pants. I even skip school sometimes to play, IT IS THAT AMAZING. If I am going to hell over the love of my life then let it be.
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Why are you here? We could care less about how proud you and your fag buddies are for wallowing in sin. We want to help you fing Jesus! There's no better game than His!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
05-30-2009, 01:58 PM
To be honest... Runescape is a game of combined (medieval)reality, fantasy and MOST OF ALL fun. Why do you care so much about games that many people (in total more then 100million people play games like Runescape) dont care about if there are Demons and other creatures in a game. The vid u saw about the sex in the game is not done by many people, just occasionally. Isn't sex a divine thing that's good? And should be done as much as possible? How do you think people get born... -.- Get realistic. It's time for a CHANGE: ATHEISM is the new belief!!! It says enough many of the people who posted before me that support the "destruction of non-christian games" have more then 5000 posts. GET A LIFE and stop using the "machine of the devil" (computer) cuz this machine will lead to the destruction of orthodox-christianity. People will get annoyed by you guys preaching about a heaven or a hell. Maybe this so-called abyss with Lucifer is much better then the heaven with god. Quite ironical that the majority of the world is either poor, has diseases, gets killed, etc. This world was created by God, so were we (humans) Hasn't god failed and Lucifer won? god couldnt help everyone. Lucifer can!
I would get in the Devilish Abyss and make some more death-runes now...
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
05-30-2009, 02:18 PM
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To be honest... Runescape is a game of combined (medieval)reality, fantasy and MOST OF ALL fun. Why do you care so much about games that many people (in total more then 100million people play games like Runescape) dont care about if there are Demons and other creatures in a game. The vid u saw about the sex in the game is not done by many people, just occasionally. Isn't sex a divine thing that's good? And should be done as much as possible? How do you think people get born... -.- Get realistic. It's time for a CHANGE: ATHEISM is the new belief!!! It says enough many of the people who posted before me that support the "destruction of non-christian games" have more then 5000 posts. GET A LIFE and stop using the "machine of the devil" (computer) cuz this machine will lead to the destruction of orthodox-christianity. People will get annoyed by you guys preaching about a heaven or a hell. Maybe this so-called abyss with Lucifer is much better then the heaven with god. Quite ironical that the majority of the world is either poor, has diseases, gets killed, etc. This world was created by God, so were we (humans) Hasn't god failed and Lucifer won? god couldnt help everyone. Lucifer can!
I would get in the Devilish Abyss and make some more death-runes now...
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Atheism is the new belief? It's about non-belief! But then you claim you worship satan! Which is it?
Tell me this, who's your favorite Atheist from this list:
Joe Stalin
Mao tse Tung
Ho chi Minh
Pol Pot
Kim JongII
Real nice guys.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-09-2009, 02:15 AM
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Why are you here? We could care less about how proud you and your fag buddies are for wallowing in sin. We want to help you fing Jesus! There's no better game than His!
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I notice that in your little signature it doesn't mention nothing about priest molesting countless children being a sin, or nothing about how badly young orphan lady's/girls were treated by the "sisters" in Ireland, including being beaten, starved, tested drugs on them. All while collecting money off blind celibate retards with nothing else to hold onto except false hope in a old carpenter that apparently could turn water to wine but couldn't get his ass down from being pegged up by a few romans lol
Your definatly going to delete most of this an call me something childish, but in all honesty I never understood why muslems where so pissed off untill i found this site. This blew me outa the water all this mindless preaching even to your own kind. People have posted on here saying im sorry for playing this game an you have replied an smashed them making them feel guilty an try to donate to one of the smartest companys in the world, chirstianity. Rob from the poor give to the rich should be the bibles motto
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Why do your parents allow you to play so much? They must really hate you to have abandoned you to some computer game. Jesus has called you here for a reason, Son! Be prepared to see THE LIGHT! This might be the best day of your life. Do you have a Bible nearby?
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I also love your signature tucked away quitley in the bottem right hand side. Come sit on uncle norbits lap LOL I dont even have to meet you to know your a sadistic child abusing pedofile, Hows them apples norby
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-09-2009, 03:58 AM
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I notice that in your little signature it doesn't mention nothing about priest molesting countless children being a sin, or nothing about how badly young orphan lady's/girls were treated by the "sisters" in Ireland, including being beaten, starved, tested drugs on them. All while collecting money off blind celibate retards with nothing else to hold onto except false hope in a old carpenter that apparently could turn water to wine but couldn't get his ass down from being pegged up by a few romans lol
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We agree. Those pedophilic papists are going to hell.
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Your definatly going to delete most of this an call me something childish, but in all honesty I never understood why muslems where so pissed off untill i found this site. This blew me outa the water all this mindless preaching even to your own kind. People have posted on here saying im sorry for playing this game an you have replied an smashed them making them feel guilty an try to donate to one of the smartest companys in the world, chirstianity. Rob from the poor give to the rich should be the bibles motto
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I think your inability to spell or express an idea in a coherent fashion is indication enough of your childishness.
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I also love your signature tucked away quitley in the bottem right hand side. Come sit on uncle norbits lap LOL I dont even have to meet you to know your a sadistic child abusing pedofile, Hows them apples norby
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From www.changingminds.org:
Neurotic projection is perceiving others as operating in ways one unconsciously finds objectionable in yourself.
Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-09-2009, 04:02 AM
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I also love your signature tucked away quitley in the bottem right hand side. Come sit on uncle norbits lap LOL I dont even have to meet you to know your a sadistic child abusing pedofile, Hows them apples norby
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First of all, I can't believe you didn't get an infraction for your slanderous comments. How many times a day must I read these baseless accusations?
You know that what your wrote is slander, don't you? You are tarnishing my good name, which is worth a lot to me. I'm going to have to sue you now in civil court. Do you have a good lawyer? The Joos who represent me are among the highest paid in Iowa. How will you pay for your lawyer? Ask mom and dad to sell their house? They're going to really love you, then. It's too bad that they were either too stupid or too careless to raise you properly to behave like a real man and not a m oron. I sure hope you're not a bunch of gypsies, because you know how hard it is to collect a judgment from people with no money address.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-10-2009, 11:02 AM
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We agree. Those pedophilic papists are going to hell.
I think your inability to spell or express an idea in a coherent fashion is indication enough of your childishness.
From www.changingminds.org:
Neurotic projection is perceiving others as operating in ways one unconsciously finds objectionable in yourself.
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Firstly where is my spelling error retard do you mean where used where instead of were?
Secondly how does someone who thinks there intelligent base most or all of there life on a STORY BOOK, which could of been writing by anyone.
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First of all, I can't you didn't get an infraction for your slanderous comments. How many times a day must I read these baseless accusations?
You know that what your wrote is slander, don't you? You are tarnishing my good name, which is worth a lot to me. I'm going to have to sue you now in civil court. Do you have a good lawyer? The Joos who represent me are among the highest paid in Iowa. How will you pay for your lawyer? Ask mom and dad to sell their house? They're going to really love you, then. It's too bad that they were either too stupid or too careless to raise you properly to behave like a real man and not a moron. I sure hope you're not a bunch of gypsies, because you know how hard it is to collect a judgment from people with no money address.
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To norby the pedophile this ones for you so listen up mate, your judging me , slandering me and threatening me in one forum post how many hail Marys is that lol, I dont give a rats ass how many lawyers have to get you off your child molestation charges. An innocent person wouldnt need to surround themselves with the HIGHEST PAID lawyers. You sick piffle
Also seeing as we are all professional spellers an pronouncers here hows this one "First of all, I can't you didn't get an infraction" i think you missed a word mate an its what you do everyday to a non-existant god its called believe
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-10-2009, 01:36 PM
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To norby the pedophile this ones for you so listen up mate, your judging me , slandering me and threatening me in one forum post how many hail Marys is that lol, I dont give a rats ass how many lawyers have to get you off your child molestation charges.
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More slander! What does one have to do to escape this kind of persecution?
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An innocent person wouldnt need to surround themselves with the HIGHEST PAID lawyers. You sick piffle
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Unless they had to defend themselves from baseless accusations like yours. Your logic is about as bad as your spelling, and by that I mean that you must have some kind of mental deficiency. I understand that MDIs are a protected class, but it's not slander when it's true.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: RUNESCAPE: WITCHCRAFT SIMULATOR! -
06-11-2009, 01:29 AM
I'm just glad you haven't resorted to posting quotes from the bible yet but before you get the chance to I'm going to quote something which is probably more real then the bible which you base your life on, The Simpsons.
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Homer Simpson
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And the winning prayer before eating that makes the most sense to me is
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"Dear God, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing."
Bart Simpson
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Now I'm guessing that your trying to re-write the bible an add to the list of sins something along the lines of "Those who watch The Simpsons shall be banished to hell for all eternity to blister away into the dark fiery abyss forever" unless you click here on the paypal button an give several generous donations an pray to God that he doesnt smite you from your very existance.
All quite the joke i think, and that video on the first page about runescape (the original topic if anyone remembers) is utter bullshit, some nerd has no life made a female charater "bow" which is one of the emotions in the game, an made the male character "head bang" write behind her, and I very much doubt the makers of this game had any intention of having anything like that in there game. If you log onto the site and see the kind of stuff you have to go throught to make an account there, such as age restrictions an several rules and if you play for a while you will notices Moderators walking around the very area you play looking out for trouble making piffleers to be banned.
Also Jeb the makers of the game are actually Jagex which is a company based in the UK mate. Have a read about them here ,Im quite sure they donate a large amount of money to relegous hospitals even thought St. Jude isnt appart of your chirstian believe's I think its all the same shit.
On a lighter note what modern video game's would jesus allow us to play, I havnt seen any "hide the sausage in the 7 year old" games being released yet
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