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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 05:33 PM

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Busy day for me with Vice President Dick Cheny flying in tonight to Freehold for the 6th Annual 911 Celebration. Fireworks are always a bear with when we do these high security deals.
Last year he handled his own security. Does he still have that shotgun?


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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 05:48 PM

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Last year he handled his own security. Does he still have that shotgun?
Of course the Secret Service is doing Mr Cheny's security and in a pure coincidence we are doing our own security for you pastors. Yes Mr Cheny will have his famous shotgun, you know how he just loves to fire it off during the celebration after he has had a drink or two. Most men on heart medication take alcohol pretty bad but now our Dick.

Also, on a totally unrelated note Pastor I think you will be pleased to note your Security assistant for tonight Cletus Watly. You remember Cletus, he stands about six foot five and is just about that broad.



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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 06:13 PM

I shall be giving a special sunday school class to all the boys on the importance in killing muslims and homers in the middle east. This Iraqi war is the closest to a crusade that are young me can partisapate in. And god neeeds all the holy warriors he can get in the face of this left wing peacenik movement.
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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 07:17 PM

Friends, I am spending all day today and every day THANKING GOD for arranging the 9/11 attack.

I don't know how anyone could possibly see it as a BAD thing! It brought nothing but benefit to America, just as JESUS intended.

Let's look at the results. What did we actually lose? A few old airliners that were headed for the boneyard. What were they full of? Democrats. The twin towers? Merely edifices to the fact that the JOOS had taken over Wall street and they were right in the way of the proposed Trump Towers so they were in the process of being condemned anyway.

What did we GAIN? A guarantee of two terms for President Bush in exchange for a couple thousand New York JOOS. That's a good trade by ANY standard!

And before the blessed event we had no coherent middle east policy. We WANTED to kill diaperheads, but the LIEBERALS, Qweers and Eurotrash wouldn't let us. But now we have killed over two MILLION islamofacists, left several countries teetering on the brink of disaster, destroyed any chance of education for an entire generation of Iraquizoids, Made Libya suck up, stared down North Korea and are getting ready to nuke Iran. Friends, this is a HUGE BLESSING!

But it doesn't stop there. The Patriot Act allows us to spy on our own citizens, 'disappear' people without a trace, deny due process to FALSE CHRISTIANS™ and use US troops against our own citizens if they are denounced as terrorists. WE DON'T NEED PROOF ANYMORE! WE CAN JUST LOCK THEM UP! How wonderful is that, especially now that all librarians are government watchdogs!

Before 9/11 the Constitution, which is merely a piece of paper after all, got in the way of everything we, as TRUE CHRISTIANS® wanted to do. Now we are free to do it. By next year witch burnings will be back, mandatory bible study, the draft and everything else we have been fighting for since we began killing injuns in the 1600s. Slavery, stoning, the closure of colleges, IT IS ALL A REALITY FOR US!

JESUS' VISION FOR THE WORLD IS COMING TRUE NOW, PRAISE!


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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 07:27 PM

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Friends, I am spending all day today and every day THANKING GOD for arranging the 9/11 attack.

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Before 9/11 the Constitution, which is merely a piece of paper after all, got in the way of everything we, as TRUE CHRISTIANS® wanted to do. Now we are free to do it. By next year witch burnings will be back, mandatory bible study, the draft and everything else we have been fighting for since we began killing injuns in the 1600s. Slavery, stoning, the closure of colleges, IT IS ALL A REALITY FOR US!

JESUS' VISION FOR THE WORLD IS COMING TRUE NOW, PRAISE!
Godly words pastor. I think Pastor Deacon Fred said it best that September 11 is now the Christian 4th of July.



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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2007, 09:00 PM

One day soon, the DEMONcrats and Obama bin Laden will rue the day they conspired with Saddam Hussein to attack America. It will be sooner than they perhaps might think, too. It will be VERY soon. Sooner than they bargain for, no doubt. It will be an ugly comeuppance, and it will be very soon. That day is coming, and it's only right around the corner. Any day now, trust me, they will pay for what they did six years ago. Very soon. Probably within a year or two.
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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-12-2007, 12:19 AM

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I'm going to Bible Study and then I will go home and do my usual arts and crafts in the afternoon.

This is a card I made for my Honeypie, Pastor Zeke last year.

Lve, Sister Thumper
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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-12-2007, 02:01 AM

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Which CDs of theirs did you order? I listen to both Voltaire and Malice Mizer, truly enjoyable bands.
Yay, another person with good musical tastes.
I ordered Voltaire's Almost Human CD. I had ordered his first CD earlier and fell in love with it.
For Malice Mizer? I got the merveilles CD.
They sound great. *le sigh*
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Yay, another person with good musical tastes.
I ordered Voltaire's Almost Human CD. I had ordered his first CD earlier and fell in love with it.
For Malice Mizer? I got the merveilles CD.
They sound great. *le sigh*
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Will you please request my favorite song?



I'm jealous.
I don't know if they played your favorite song, maybe you can find it online, but the concert was horrible. The opening act's name was "the Confession", although I'm pretty sure their songs weren't confessions. Just some noisy kids.

Megadeth was even worse. Besides being too loud, and too much bass, there was some controversy about whether Dave Mustaine had become a BA Christian. There was some preachy between song banter, but nothing that showed glory unto the lord (from what I could hear). Mostly a bunch of fans complaining about his new outlook.
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We've got a group called 'Campus For Christ' up here, actually (among the bazillion other clubs there are to cater to nearly everyone)...they were giving out a Creationism book, a Bible, a highlighter...and for some reason a pillowcase. I didn't see the giveaway though (but I want to...I'm going to try and head down early enough if I can), so I'm not sure what the pillowcase was for...might they be planning a witch hunt?
Did they have eyeholes in?

Ah well, I spent the day at DSEi, drooling over all the GODLY raghead-killing technology they had on sale there. It seemed a tasteful date to hold it on, anyway.


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I spent the day at DSEi, drooling over all the GODLY raghead-killing technology they had on sale there. It seemed a tasteful date to hold it on, anyway.
I think I saw you there at the Glock booth! You've let your hair grow long, you hippie:




I'll have a booth there next year: my plant is already tooling up for my first foray into the national defense industry: a fine anti-personelle ordinence. Basically it's just plastic baby-dolls with explosive inside, triggered when you put something into its mouth. The idea is to airdrop a few into villages that aren't pro-coalition enough.

I know, there's some international treaties that have to be scrapped first, but that will be done: 9-11 changed EVERYTHING, after all.

Oh, check out http://www.dsei.co.uk/exhibitors/

281 official delegation members in 86 countries were hosted by UK MOD for DSEi 2005.

86 countries all spending big bucks to preemptively defend themselves against each others preemptive defenses....

See you next year!

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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-13-2007, 01:31 AM

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Did they have eyeholes in?

Ah well, I spent the day at DSEi, drooling over all the GODLY raghead-killing technology they had on sale there. It seemed a tasteful date to hold it on, anyway.
I didn't see them, they weren't giving them out anymore, and seemed really reluctant to tell me any info about said pillowcases when I asked...

I did join a few other groups though, and got some free swag from others (none of which I'm sure LBC would approve of...a lot of dance classes or 'save/free ____' type groups...and free food and post-its from a Jewish group, though I'm not Jewish and don't intend to be, really). As I said...they do have about a bazillion different campus groups (and yes, about 6 Christians ones as well for those so inclined. I would have given the free Christian books a read if I had been there during their giveaway...)

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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-13-2007, 03:42 AM

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Megadeth was even worse. Besides being too loud, and too much bass, there was some controversy about whether Dave Mustaine had become a BA Christian. There was some preachy between song banter, but nothing that showed glory unto the lord (from what I could hear). Mostly a bunch of fans complaining about his new outlook.
Oh great, he must be following after Korn. Next, he will now for sure come out with a book to make money and how he converted.

I guess that does make up for lost ticket sales.



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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-13-2007, 11:34 AM

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I did join a few other groups though, and got some free swag from others (none of which I'm sure LBC would approve of...a lot of dance classes or 'save/free ____' type groups...and free food and post-its from a Jewish group.
This ex-vegan rapist's barely been at college for a few days and already she is on the drugolas. No way were there JEWS giving things out for free. You must have been smoking the acid mushrooms or something.


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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-08-2008, 04:26 AM

I don't have any big plans for 9/11 this year. It falls on a Thursday, not the best day for political activism.


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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-08-2008, 04:33 AM

I will be away from Freehold that week (instead of tending to The Monthly Visitor), so will look online to see if the Paliban are holding an anti-Islamofascist Prayer Vigil in my area. It's not likely, what with all the hippies around, but you never know . . . maybe down in Klanmath Falls there will be something! Or I can always join in online.


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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-08-2008, 11:03 AM

two of the members of our small community are repenting middle eastern types.

Both of these young females seek to reform and repent their tragic birth and , the horror of those years spent forced to offer allegiance to the demonic allahlallalala ...
As part of their reform and attempted road to a new salvation in christ by his works and words in the KJV , both willingly and eagerly offer themselves up for the day as symbollic representatives of the sins committed by their former mooslem countrymen.
One is saudi the other is 'persian '...she even renounces the new fangled names some countries have adopted.

They joyously offer themselves as a gift to the Lord so they might suffer sufficient chastisement to allow them a chance at redemption and salvation.
The eagerness with which they submit to the physical tribulations of their trials and tribulations is , in its own heathen waay, inspiring.
No mattter what the nature of the test, sacrifice , or symbollic humiliation, these young women engage with it as a cleansing force flooding through them sent to seek out the demons yet within them and purge them so room is made for the Lord's presence.

This will be the second year they have been with us , and they are joyous in their anticipation of offering their small, and what they see as unworthy, sacrifice to the true Lord. Indeed, both have asked me personally if I might increase the severity and frequency , of their trials so they might hope for a larger tally of , what they term, 'blessed redemption points'
They hope that their dedication, zeal , and eagerness to serve Him ( praise His Glory) through their symbollic acts of service and submission to His word will allow them closer to a day when they might be accepted as True Christians and reformed in Christ.
Many might doubt they have any hope in thheir personal missions.
But if you could see how those two girls apply themselves to their ardent repentance, you too would be deeply moved to offer whatever guidance and input you could..
My day will be spent supervising tthe repentant activities these girls seek to experience.

It may seem unusual , but if any might offer up a prayer for these repentant sinners, it would be appreciated...

Matthew 3:8
Bring forth therefore fruits meet for repentance:

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But go ye and learn what that meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

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I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

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When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

These are some of the girls' most cherished verses, which they have found during their assiduous study of the KJV. They draw hope from them.

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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-08-2008, 11:24 AM

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I just noticed about an hour ago that it was September 11th....
LOL! Look at this moran! September 11th is still 3 days away!

I celebrate 9/11 by reading 9:11 verses. I'm reading Ecclesiastes now. (Please! Don't give it away! This is my present for myself!)
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Default Re: 9/11 How do you plan to spend your time - 09-11-2008, 04:58 PM

I spent most of the morning reading about 911 and the USS New York.


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