[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

I must say this is such a thoughtful offer ...
Unfortunately I must decline.

My goodness, that's quite a bold move! I do hope it doesn't mean that your paperwork for residence in Freehold ends up at the bottom of the pile (or in the office shredder).

[Red Army]

How happy I feel to know that you are moving to one of our most precious communist jewels in the world. It was this or North Corea, I think you have chosen wisely.

If you need my counsel, you MUST read all of Mao Tse Tung bibliography. You can read all the Tsun Tsu crap, but that is not absolutely necessary.


If you want to create a bigger compromise with the people of China, you can start reading Marx, then Lenin, then Mao.


Also, you can learn a little bit of Kung Fu while you are there. It keeps you young, and ready to battle against the capitalist forces.


Buy a Huawei before leaving the States.

[BrotherLarry]

I just came from my meeting regarding what I need to do for a move to China. Everything seems complicated but they have joo lawyers to handle much of it. Jesus is surely working this out for me and I am grateful for His Grace.

I have a flight to Hong Kong 🇭🇰 to look for gnathology opportunities tomorrow. I will be staying with reps from the church I mentioned and offering a large tithe in return.

Sister Joanna, I am sure my application won’t be buried again. Just because your husband is unfair doesn’t mean Landover is.

I must pack for my journey. Mr. Commie guy, I have no intention of doing anything against my country or my beloved Donald Trump. The very thought sickens me. Be off with you.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

I just came from my meeting regarding what I need to do for a move to China. Everything seems complicated but they have joo lawyers to handle much of it. Jesus is surely working this out for me and I am grateful for His Grace.

I have a flight to Hong Kong 🇭🇰 to look for gnathology opportunities tomorrow. I will be staying with reps from the church I mentioned and offering a large tithe in return.

Have fun, and don't forget your passport! By the way, re the food problem, as well as McDonalds there are 60 branches of KFC there.

[BrotherLarry]

Uh
Passport?

I think I need to cancel this flight temporarily. My South American trip resulted in loss of my passport at the Colombian airport. Hey that shouldn’t be a big deal to rectify right?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

Uh
Passport?

I think I need to cancel this flight temporarily. My South American trip resulted in loss of my passport at the Colombian airport. Hey that shouldn’t be a big deal to rectify right?

I don't know, Larry dear. Maybe Sister Basilissa's fiancé knows someone who could help - always assuming you're on good terms with him and haven't been badmouthing him on some public forum. That's rarely a good idea, as of course you know.

[BrotherLarry]

I wouldn’t ask that beaner for -
Wait. You think he could help?

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

I wouldn’t ask that beaner for -
Wait. You think he could help?

I forgive you, Brother.

I'm sure Enrique has forgiven you, too, for getting into business with his competitors. When I asked if he could intervene on your behalf, he just laughed for a good while. I think that means he can't help you.

After he stopped laughing, he asked, um, what's the polite way to say it? Well, basically, he wanted to know for whom you had to perform, uh, a special sort of favors for in order to get out of Colombia without a valid passport.

[BrotherLarry]

Do I have to spell it out? I am not in business with his competitors. I'll use Spanish so no one will get it.


I amo el-running el producto por Enrique and providingo el profit to his el-secreto banco en El Caymans.


I don't do this so he'll help me - it's out of the kindness of my heart. But if he will help, I mean, that's really cool. Check his el banco and you will buscando el dinero mucho.