Pet Clothes - Page 2

Cranky Old Man · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-21-2010, 11:38 PM

Pets are silly. Animals are for us to hunt, kill and eat.

qamarun · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-21-2010, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Pets are silly. Animals are for us to hunt, kill and eat.

Animals are way better than humans!

Old Man Hatchet · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-21-2010, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Pets are silly. Animals are for us to hunt, kill and eat.

You eat cats and dogs? Are you Korean?

Cranky Old Man · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-22-2010, 12:03 AM

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You eat cats and dogs? Are you Korean?

No I don't eat those. But I do kill them if they get too close. I think I killed about 19 of those annoying dogs of Mrs. Johnson by now.

Pastor Ezekiel · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-22-2010, 12:12 AM

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Animals are way better than humans!

That was a truly blasphemous thing to say. Are you married to your goat? A "furry" pervert of some kind?

Can you back up your ridiculous claim with Scripture?

Old Man Hatchet · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-22-2010, 12:12 AM

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No I don't eat those. But I do kill them if they get too close.

If my little Trixie "gets too close," I scratch her tummy-tums. Do you have a problem with that?

Dwayne DeKalb · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-22-2010, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Pets are silly. Animals are for us to hunt, kill and eat.

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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

You eat cats and dogs? Are you Korean?

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

No I don't eat those. But I do kill them if they get too close. I think I killed about 19 of those annoying dogs of Mrs. Johnson by now.

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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

If my little Trixie "gets too close," I scratch her tummy-tums. Do you have a problem with that?

Cool, a geezer fight!

qamarun · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-22-2010, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

No I don't eat those. But I do kill them if they get too close. I think I killed about 19 of those annoying dogs of Mrs. Johnson by now.

I'm sure that's the right way to Heaven, but since I don't believe in it, I wouldn't really know.
I do, however, believe in karma, and I'm pretty sure you'll get punished for that.

Cranky Old Man · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-22-2010, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet

If my little Trixie "gets too close," I scratch her tummy-tums. Do you have a problem with that?

If you need to have a dog for some weird reason, at least have the courtesy to get a real one.

BelieverInGod · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-22-2010, 03:49 AM

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Pets are silly. Animals are for us to hunt, kill and eat.

Well I have to say that I go with Cranky Old Man on this one. I've always considered dressing animals up as something silly Hollywood whores do. I've also never quite understood this having a dog/cat just for the sake of having a dog/cat. Animals were put on this earth to help man. The cats keep the rodents away, the hunting dogs put food on the table and the Rottweilers keep it there.

And I'm considered the softie in my family. I actually put out cat food (my father always tells me that makes cats lazy hunters) and I feed dog food and take the animals to the vets for shots etc.

Petal · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-22-2010, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Old Man Hatchet

The typical cat saunters about with its tail raised so the anus is exposed--it's like God's Eye watching you.

i never ever thawt about kitty butts like that before, Mr.Hatchet!

i gonna dress my kittys all the times now, an i gonna starts when they still baby kittys. i gonna covers them up so even they not ables to see thier nawty bits,

cuz it be the only way to learns them some christain decencys

Sidoain · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-23-2010, 04:41 PM

Seriously, that thread is ridiculous. These dressed animals are for fags. If you want a pet, get a real one that is ready to serve you or protect you.

I know some friends that raise dogs to do dog fight and gain money for that.

Im just saying... get a pet for a reason. Not only for gay cuteness reasons.

Old Man Hatchet · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-23-2010, 07:12 PM

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These dressed animals are for fags.

Looking at your dog's marble bag all the time seems pretty gay to me. Covering up your dog's unmentionables is manly and Godly.

Mrs. Mary Whitford · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-23-2010, 07:26 PM

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whoooaaaaa..
werent we all born naked? now you say animals should wear clothes? give me a scripture about animals wearing clothes

Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
20:16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Granted, it's not directly about animals wearing clothes, but by leaving animals naked and exposing their genitals to the world, you are leaving them open to stirring lustful thoughts in the heads of men and women who would lie with the beasts! If you think putting animals in clothes is worse than having to kill a man and a dog because the nude dog stirred up too much lust in the man to resist, then you are sick! SICK!

Seth Campbell · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-23-2010, 07:28 PM

I just don't think the Rottweilers would have the same effect on intruders if they were wearing little outfits.

Although I do put a hunting vest on my other dogs, especially when we're in brambly areas.

Daisy Mae Johnson · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-23-2010, 07:41 PM

Brother Hatchet is right. Animals bits are disgusting and evil.

Brother Hatchet is a good and thoughtful man. He helped me "put down" my perverted, cat butt sniffing hellhound a few years ago by stomping the demons out of it! I don't know what I would have done without him!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=16143

Sidoain · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-24-2010, 06:42 AM

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Looking at your dog's marble bag all the time seems pretty gay to me. Covering up your dog's unmentionables is manly and Godly.

Are you blind or what? Its easy to see that these dogs try to bike each others. Its their only way to hurt each others. They dont have claws like wolf. Now, you made yourself look stupid and a bit less immature before the other true Christians with your claim.

Cranky Old Man must be a shame of you for sure.

Cranky Old Man · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-24-2010, 07:08 AM

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Are you blind or what?

No, we are not blind. I can see very well that you are a retard.

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Cranky Old Man must be a shame of you for sure.

How dare you to suggest that! Old Man Hatchet is an amazing guy. Didn't your parents learn you to respect your elders?

Levi Jones · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-24-2010, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Sidoain

Are you blind or what? Its easy to see that these dogs try to bike each others. Its their only way to hurt each others. They dont have claws like wolf.

Friend, is this a poor attempt at Haiku or are you suffering from demonic possession?

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Now, you made yourself look stupid and a bit less immature before the other true Christians with your claim.

What? Is this some sort of back handed compliment?

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Cranky Old Man must be a shame of you for sure.

No doubt your parents are as well.

Sidoain · **Re: Pet Clothes -** 04-24-2010, 07:10 PM

No where in the thread i saw a verse to back all these ridiculous pet tools. As a result, dressing up our pets is a choice, i dont think the bible ask us to cover them.