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Default Re: PROOF: America in the Bible! - 12-11-2010, 03:13 PM

Waaaaaait a minute.

Bamah..... Alabama... OBAMA! :O

Well I guess that proves it, Obama is great after all because the Bible mentions something great that shares the same four letters!!!
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Default Re: PROOF: America in the Bible! - 12-11-2010, 03:16 PM

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As something speaking to you all from a land outside America, are not all the people of the earth loved by God and are his children? I know some children have been treated more favourably than others but surely we are all equals before God, man and country alike.
No, we are not all equal before God. Only real Christians who believe in Him are equal in His eyes. Do you think He loves the islamofascists who attacked America on 9/11? Do YOU? Because, that's what you are suggesting.


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Default Re: PROOF: America in the Bible! - 12-11-2010, 03:25 PM

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As something speaking to you all from a land outside America, are not all the people of the earth loved by God and are his children? I know some children have been treated more favourably than others but surely we are all equals before God, man and country alike.
Where does it say that in the Holy Bible?

You know, I am sick and tired of you half-baked liberals waltzing in here and pulling lies out of your asses about God.

The only thing "equal" about all mankind is that we all have an equal shot at Salvation®. Jesus holds that possibility out to everyone. But it doesn't follow that all will partake. God does not love unrepentant queers, witches, atheists, mudslimes, and so on. Without sincere repentance, there can be no Salvation®!


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: PROOF: America in the Bible! - 12-11-2010, 03:41 PM

I'm sorry if I came off badly. I did mean that, because we are all God's children, we all have an equal chance at salvation and getting into heaven, exactly what you said. I never meant that the heretics and the unbelievers would instantly get into Heaven when they never believed in Jesus or God. I'm just saying that, no matter where you live in the world, if you believe in the One and True God, then you will hopefully be worthy of salvation.
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Default Re: PROOF: America in the Bible! - 12-12-2010, 01:43 PM

I would rub whipped cream all over this *DELETED* and lick it clean. Then I would have his fat throbbing *CENSORED* *CENSORED* me so hard in my *CENSORED* until I bleed.

REMOVED EXTREME FILTH

Then I would have him tie me up. GOD I LOVE BEING SUCH A GAY BOTTOM SLUT. Fill my *CENSORED*, mouth and *CENSORED*, with hot sticky *CENSORED*.



I TAKE FISTS IN MY
*CENSORED*.



I'm not totally gay though...this is the kind of woman I like.

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Default Re: PROOF: America in the Bible! - 12-13-2010, 08:48 PM

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Lord, forgive me for chancing upon those absolutely vile images.

Hubert, I am disgusted and appalled with you. For shame.


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Default Re: PROOF: America in the Bible! - 12-13-2010, 09:11 PM

Hubert, what is your problem?

As a Christian I wouldn't know where to find this filth and I do not wish to look at it when I am here for Bible study. I am truly disgusted by you and think this is a grave violation of the terms and spirit of this Godly forum. Shame on you.


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Default Re: PROOF: America in the Bible! - 12-13-2010, 11:29 PM

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I am disgusted that you would post such disgusting images on a True Christian forum. The actions you spoke of a most vile indeed. I thought you were making great progress in becoming a True Christian and then you do this.

Please take time to ask God for forgiveness and apologize to everyone here for doing such a thing.

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Default Re: PROOF: America in the Bible! - 12-14-2010, 08:17 PM

America is really a God chooses country, unfortunately Libs, Medias, misinterpretation of the 1st Amendment and Supreme Court fight against it.


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As something speaking to you all from a land outside America, are not all the people of the earth loved by God and are his children? I know some children have been treated more favourably than others but surely we are all equals before God, man and country alike.
Deuteronomy 20:16 But of the cities of these people, which the LORD thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth:
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Bamah..... Alabama... OBAMA! :O

Well I guess that proves it, Obama is great after all because the Bible mentions something great that shares the same four letters!!!
That just proves how devious Satan is, that he would try and corrupt a great set of four letters like "Bama" by sending one of his minions to occupy it. Is there no end to that old serpent's craftiness?


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Deuteronomy 20:16 But of the cities of these people, which the LORD thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth:
17 But thou shalt utterly destroy them; namely, the Hittites, and the Amorites, the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites; as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee.

Apparently not.

That just proves how devious Satan is, that he would try and corrupt a great set of four letters like "Bama" by sending one of his minions to occupy it. Is there no end to that old serpent's craftiness?
Indeed, Brother! How sick and twisted! And the H must be from Hussein, right?
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I TAKE FISTS IN MY *CENSORED*.



I'm not totally gay though...this is the kind of woman I like.
Wow. That was far more than I ever needed to know about you, Mr. Hope.

I always thought you were a little off, but I had no idea you were a militant sodomite power-bottom.


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Default Re: PROOF: America in the Bible! - 05-04-2011, 03:55 AM

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Furthermore this PROVES that God exists, since how in the world could Ezekiel have known about Bama if it wasn't for the guidance of our Lord?
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This is obviously just a coincidence. 1 little city. 1 place. he never mentioned AMERICA, just 1 place in it. Do you know how many cities are in america? Countless. It's only reasonable that at least 1 city would be named after some place in the bible.

Its like me saying 'I believe in Astronopia'.
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This is obviously just a coincidence. 1 little city. 1 place. he never mentioned AMERICA, just 1 place in it. Do you know how many cities are in america? Countless. It's only reasonable that at least 1 city would be named after some place in the bible.

Its like me saying 'I believe in Astronopia'.
After WW3, people view my knowledge, and appreciate it.
Since they think I'm smart, and it's catchy, they name a new town Astronopia.

OMG! I KNOW THE FUTURE!
Uhh............

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Default Re: PROOF: America in the Bible! - 05-04-2011, 06:11 AM

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What indicates I'm intoxicated or stoned? I have not even touched marijuana or seen any drugs in real life.

I really dont see... how you can say that
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Default Re: PROOF: America in the Bible! - 05-04-2011, 10:14 AM

Well, TBH, you did start banging on about founding a city called Astronopia, which is not in the Bible (KJV1611).

I can honestly say that I have never heard someone not on drugs talk about that.





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Well, TBH, you did start banging on about founding a city called Astronopia, which is not in the Bible (KJV1611).

I can honestly say that I have never heard someone not on drugs talk about that.
I was just proposing.

I could name a random, gibberish name out right now on this forum. I cannot read the future.

In 2000 years, there may be over 10,000 new cities, depending what happens.
If this post becomes popular, as the bible has, they might just as well name a city 'Astrotinopia' or any other gibberish name i could come up with. I just made up a name.

So by your logic. If this post would become famous somehow, and a city would be named after it, I could read the future.

This, sir, is what you are saying.

'I believe the nation who owns Ochnad shall be blessed by angels'

If somehow, in 2000 years, a city is named 'Ochnad', or whatever other gibberish name I can come up with, it means I can read the future, which I obviously cannot.

Therefore, God didn't know america existed. Then he would say 'AMERICA'.
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blah, blah, blah, blah.....Therefore, God didn't know america existed. Then he would say 'AMERICA'.
Oh I see, so this is another case of God not living up to your incredibly high standards. Must be tiring to be so perfect that not even the CREATOR OF EVERYTHING is perfect enough to impress you.


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Default Re: PROOF: America in the Bible! - 02-02-2015, 01:11 AM

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As we all know, America is God's favorite country. However, a lot of godless atheists try to dispute that fact with their silly arguments, saying that "America isn't even in the Bible" and so on.

Well, if America isn't in the Bible then how come that the state of Alabama is mentioned in Ezekiel 20:29?
"Then I said unto them, What is the high place whereunto ye go? And the name whereof is called Bamah unto this day."
As you can see, this PROVES that God told the ancient prophets about Alabama and the existence of America thereof.

Furthermore this PROVES that God exists, since how in the world could Ezekiel have known about Bama if it wasn't for the guidance of our Lord?

And finally, this PROVES that atheists are stupid retards who can't read and hate America, WHICH IS A CHRISTIAN NATION!!!


Your an idiot Bahma could mean anything. Or people there read the bible and named it after the place in the bible it dosnt even have the Ala- part in it.
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Default Re: PROOF: America in the Bible! - 02-04-2015, 02:06 AM

Mormons believe that America is mentioned in the Bible, or the Book of Mormon. Are you a Mormon?
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