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Default hello - 09-27-2008, 03:00 AM
i am new,what more is there to say?hi everyone nice to meet you.
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Default Re: hello - 09-27-2008, 03:02 AM
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i am new,what more is there to say?hi everyone nice to meet you.
Are you a Christian or do you work for Satan? Do you have any deformities? Do you you go to church weekly? How old are you? Sins?

Spill the beans boy!

Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Default Re: hello - 09-27-2008, 03:04 AM
No you're not. Maybe you should be truthful and fess up to your previous invasions on our forum.

May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: hello - 09-27-2008, 03:32 AM
I didnt relize i had to come here first,I am sorry.I did not mean to offend you nobar king.I am a well nothing,my parents are christian. I am in a mainly catholic place,with no (assembly of god) chruches.I know there is a god,and believe he exist.But its hard for me to believe in him at this time.I havent been in a church in 3 1/2 years,but i do own a bible and have read it.I am a girl.Sins well i have many,disobediance of my parents.Also I went to a methodist church once,if that is even a sin.Ignorance. To name a few. I turned 18 two days ago.
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Default Re: hello - 09-27-2008, 03:32 AM
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I turned 18 two days ago.
That's convenient.

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Default Re: hello - 09-27-2008, 07:41 AM
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That's convenient.
She must have been waiting until she turned 18 to start posting here, Brother Nobar. We should send here some money to get her space bar fixed, it still seems to be on the fritz.



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Default Re: hello - 09-27-2008, 02:19 PM
Greetings, Dimacusa , and welcome to Landover Baptist Church. Please take a few moments to review the following list and unburden your household and person of any items you may own that are on it:

American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.), carvings, pictures
East Indian items
Paisley pattern on anything
Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
Statues/pictures of false gods/goddesses (Buddha, Krishna, et al.)
Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes
Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses (e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess)
Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed)
Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
Any items used in witchcraft
The Book of Mormon
The Satanic Bible
Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
Books on other religions
Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
Flamingos, sundials
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Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis

Thank you, and I hope your time with us is blessed.

Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
 Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Default Re: hello - 09-27-2008, 05:24 PM
My space bar works fine,thank you for your consideration. Also Justina Thyme thank you for the list, most of those items, well indian stuff i have.

My quotes were evil.
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Default Re: hello - 09-27-2008, 05:45 PM
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Greetings, Dimacusa , and welcome to Landover Baptist Church. Please take a few moments to review the following list and unburden your household and person of any items you may own that are on it:

American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.), carvings, pictures
East Indian items
Paisley pattern on anything
Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
Statues/pictures of false gods/goddesses (Buddha, Krishna, et al.)
Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes
Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses (e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess)
Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed)
Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
Any items used in witchcraft
The Book of Mormon
The Satanic Bible
Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
Books on other religions
Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
Flamingos, sundials
Books/tapes/CDs/DVDs from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions
Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis

Thank you, and I hope your time with us is blessed.


\o/ HIGH SCORE! what do I win if if I have one or many of all these things??
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Default Re: hello - 09-27-2008, 06:08 PM
You win a first-class ticket to Hell, Witch.

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Default Re: hello - 09-27-2008, 06:18 PM
Sweet! jackpot!
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Sweet! jackpot!
Let's see how happy you are when you become satan's "jackpot."


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Let's see how happy you are when you become satan's "jackpot."
Sweet this keeps getting better... what if I play in a black metal band spreading the word on antichristianity will I get there faster?
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Sweet this keeps getting better... what if I play in a black metal band spreading the word on antichristianity will I get there faster?
It is possible. But I suggest that you do not tempt the LORD! He may choose to strike you down at any moment! REPENT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!


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It is possible. But I suggest that you do not tempt the LORD! He may choose to strike you down at any moment! REPENT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

Oh lord please strike me down now so that I may go and have some fun in hell at the expense of fools... I am sorry I havent been more evil to attain my goal, but strike me down... but after I finished my bottle of Finnish vodka and my cigarette
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Oh lord please strike me down now so that I may go and have some fun in hell at the expense of fools... I am sorry I havent been more evil to attain my goal, but strike me down... but after I finished my bottle of Finnish vodka and my cigarette
And I was just about to ask the little gothtard to post in the introduction forum. Oh well.



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Default Re: hello - 09-27-2008, 11:17 PM
Gothtard , a new word mabey? goth and wicca have nothing to do with each other. Any one who says they are both is not speaking the truth. Also I read on wikipediea that this site is a hoax,and does not truly exist. Is that true?

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Gothtard , a new word mabey? goth and wicca have nothing to do with each other. Any one who says they are both is not speaking the truth. Also I read on wikipediea that this site is a hoax,and does not truly exist. Is that true?
Wikipedia vandals often post untrue things about us. I'll post the link to the real wiki page in a moment.



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Gothtard , a new word mabey? goth and wicca have nothing to do with each other. Any one who says they are both is not speaking the truth. Also I read on wikipediea that this site is a hoax,and does not truly exist. Is that true?
Here is the real wikipedia page before the vandals got to it.

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Default Re: hello - 09-27-2008, 11:29 PM
Oh, so it is real. Thank you for the link.

My quotes were evil.
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