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Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-22-2010, 10:00 PM
Another home run from Pastor Sanderson!
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-22-2010, 10:11 PM
Praise The Lord!
Jesus did not die on the Cross so I can wear pants
God loves me so much
that he killed his only son so I can live forever.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-23-2010, 12:00 AM
Amen to that Sisters!
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-23-2010, 02:48 AM
Amen! What an excellent pastor! I love his sermons.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-24-2010, 06:33 AM
So I'm not even allowed to wear pretty pink ones with little flowers on them?
Zephaniah 3:17 The LORD thy God in the midst of thee is mighty; he will save, he will rejoice over thee with joy; he will rest in his love, he will joy over thee with singing.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-24-2010, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Eden Nevin
So I'm not even allowed to wear pretty pink ones with little flowers on them?
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According to this close-minded retard, who thinks he has the right to tell us anything solely because of his greater number of physical appendages, you shouldn't.
However, if you obey a retard, that makes you a retard too. We women are just as divine as our male counterparts, just as the Moon Goddess is just as divine as the Horned Hunter. I myself wear a dress, because I think that's more suitable for a young wiccan lady, but that's a choice made myself. Feel free to do what you like. Never let a man tell you anything.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-24-2010, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
However, if you obey a retard, that makes you a retard too.
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If you know this, then why do you not stop pleasing satan?
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-25-2010, 01:40 AM
Pastor Sanderson is 100% on fire for God and correct in his prohibition of the pant-ed female. Besides, why would a girl want to wear a pair of dungarees when she could wrap her feminine charms in an attractive dress like this one?
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-25-2010, 06:06 AM
I prefer Pastor Fred, Pastor Anderson just takes too long to get to the point and my mind wanders.
I like his wifes blog though.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-25-2010, 10:51 AM
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If you know this, then why do you not stop pleasing satan?
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1. I do not worship Satan, I worship the Moon Goddess and the Horned Hunter.
2. Your God isn't a bright one either. What kind of idiot places a tree right in the middle of a garden, so you walk into it all the time, then says "thou shalt not eat from this tree," and then is disappointed when people fail to obey him? how stupid is that?
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-25-2010, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
1. I do not worship Satan, I worship the Moon Goddess and the Horned Hunter.
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Why you filthy minx! How DARE you post the words "Horned Hunter" on this most GODLY of forums, knowing what sort of depraved images are conjured up in the minds of ladies!
You will NOT take me to Hell in your wiccan handbasket, missy, as I rebuke you in the name of JESUS! Amen.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-25-2010, 11:56 AM
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knowing what sort of depraved images are conjured up in the minds of ladies!
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To be honest, I have no idea what images my God conjures up on your mind. Please tell me about it, then can I be more careful about it in the future.
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You will NOT take me to Hell in your wiccan handbasket, missy, as I rebuke you in the name of JESUS! Amen.
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You are grossly overestimating the size of my handbasket, Mrs Rogers.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-25-2010, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
To be honest, I have no idea what images my God conjures up on your mind. Please tell me about it, then can I be more careful about it in the future.
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Hmmm, you'd like that, wouldn't you. But I am not about to post pornographic descriptions regarding what you implanted in my mind!
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You are grossly overestimating the size of my handbasket, Mrs Rogers.
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Oh I doubt it, tree stump squatter.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-25-2010, 01:05 PM
@Cassandra:
Is by any chance the 'Horned Hunter' the same as Cernunnos of my own distant ancestors' superstitious pantheon (later personified as the Irish Conall Cernach - Tamer of Snakes?). I did some illustrations of this blasphemous personage back in my Lost and Godless days. Unfortunately I have been unable to destroy them as I gave them away as presents to some friends back in my home country with whom I have lost contact as I no longer live in Scotland.
The same? If so, why do you choose to worship something that does not exist and was abandoned at least 1,700 years ago as a cult?
And if you do worship this thing, have you got an evil pet name for it?
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-25-2010, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean
Is by any chance the 'Horned Hunter' the same as Cernunnos of my own distant ancestors' superstitious pantheon (later personified as the Irish Conall Cernach - Tamer of Snakes?).
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Indeed, that's one of his many names!
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The same? If so, why do you choose to worship something that does not exist and was abandoned at least 1,700 years ago as a cult?
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It never was abandoned. Ancient European pagan religions went into hiding when their age of spiritual enlightenment was ended by the Dark Ages of Christianity that followed. However, through the ages, ancient rituals and teachings were passed on from father to son, and mother to daughter, and there always have been daughters of the Moon Goddess, who denied the hateful teachings of the bible and tended nature. Rituals like Drawing Down the Moon were preserved that way, just as ancient festivals like the eight sabbaths.
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And if you do worship this thing, have you got an evil pet name for it?
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What's your evil pet name for your God then?
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-25-2010, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
Indeed, that's one of his many names!
It never was abandoned. Ancient European pagan religions went into hiding when their age of spiritual enlightenment was ended by the Dark Ages of Christianity that followed. However, through the ages, ancient rituals and teachings were passed on from father to son, and mother to daughter, and there always have been daughters of the Moon Goddess, who denied the hateful teachings of the bible and tended nature. Rituals like Drawing Down the Moon were preserved that way, just as ancient festivals like the eight sabbaths.
What's your evil pet name for your God then?
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I must admit, I always thought the idol had more style than most.
Pet name? Nothing at all. If anything 'High Heid Yin' - in my local dialect.
Regarding the cult - I hadn't realised it had been allowed to continue. I stand corrected. It also explains the evidence of animal sacrifices and Cernunnos symbols in the woods near my home village. Thank you for solving a riddle for me. I knew it wasn't just barbecues they were having there.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-25-2010, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean
Regarding the cult - I hadn't realised it had been allowed to continue. I stand corrected. It also explains the evidence of animal sacrifices and Cernunnos symbols in the woods near my home village. Thank you for solving a riddle for me. I knew it wasn't just barbecues they were having there.
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Wow, you're unusually polite for a christian.
About the barbecues and sacrifices, most of us are vegetarians, and we do not think it is just to slaughter animals to eat, as they are spiritual children of the Moon Goddess as well as we, and she demands no sacrifices, unlike some gods.
Maybe you are confusing us with the followers of the Left-Hand Path, also known as satanists. However, we just view them as a more radical cult of christianity, who listen the wrong sort of metal music.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!
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I'm confused! -
02-25-2010, 05:19 PM
What the pastor said about men not having long hair or wearing dresses makes so much sense.
Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so [are] abomination unto the LORD thy God.
So how do I explain this to the children?
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-25-2010, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
Wow, you're unusually polite for a christian.
About the barbecues and sacrifices, most of us are vegetarians, and we do not think it is just to slaughter animals to eat, as they are spiritual children of the Moon Goddess as well as we, and she demands no sacrifices, unlike some gods.
Maybe you are confusing us with the followers of the Left-Hand Path, also known as satanists. However, we just view them as a more radical cult of christianity, who listen the wrong sort of metal music.
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Well it's nice to be nice sometimes. Regarding those cults then, it must have been something else. some other pagan type cult.
I know that Drumshaggie was one of the last refuges of the Picts, but they were apparently Christian. I will delve into the matter. See if my cousin remembers anything. He reckons he's a pagan. Paints himself blue and re-enacts historic battles against imaginary Romans and so on.
In his village (Larkhall) they don't actually have a village idiot you see - they all take turns.
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Re: Women should NOT wear pants! -
02-25-2010, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Cassandra
I do not worship Satan, I worship the Moon Goddess and the Horned Hunter.
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What is the difference between satan and horned hunter?
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Your God isn't a bright one either. What kind of idiot places a tree right in the middle of a garden, so you walk into it all the time, then says "thou shalt not eat from this tree," and then is disappointed when people fail to obey him? how stupid is that?
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God knows everything so he knew this would happen in advance. He just wanted to teach Adam a lesson, the lesson that women can not be trusted.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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