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Default 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-16-2010, 10:44 PM

5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

Unfortunately, feminist lesbians have seduced many men into changing laws and regulations, allowing women to perform all kinds of activities they were never supposed to perform. Activities like voting, driving cars and surfing on the Internet. This has created a disastrous situation in which women fill the Internet with senseless babbling, drawing away attention from the important issues men are trying to discuss! This has to end!

#5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!
God is very clear on this. Women should just keep their yap shut and serve their husband! And how can they do this if they are yapping away on the Internet behind a computer?
  • 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
  • Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
#4 Women are seduced into slutty behavior!
Women should dress and behave like ladies. Unfortunately evil web sites like Harry Potter sites, Goth sites, Pokemon sites and Disney sites are seducing women to behave like sluts. Because of this, there are many slutty women behind webcams, on MSN, in forums and in chatrooms trying to seduce men into sinful behavior. They are dooming both the women and the men involved into eternal damnation to hell .
  • 1 Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
  • Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
  • Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

#3 Internet turns women into lesbians!
Lesbians are actively abusing the internet to recruit new victims into lesbian behavior. Often they pretend to be sexist male pigs to create the fake impression that men can be something else than nice and friendly fellows. This way they turn innocent women away from men into lesbian behavior. The internet even promotes Lesbian sex in Church! It is very clear all our innocent women have to be protected from this by refusing them access to the Internet!

#2 Women are seduced to behave like witches!
The Internet is filled with evil false religions. This is not just harmful, it can be lethal! Women start reading about all kinds of dangerous rituals and lose their soul in the process. Hell is filled with victims of Wicca Internet sites.
  • Deuteronomy 18:10-12 "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee."
  • Romans 1:25 "Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen."
  • Mark 7:8 "For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do."

#1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!
There are many many many many examples of women acting like complete idiots on the Internet.A very stupid women who is about to lose an eye:


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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-16-2010, 11:17 PM

What an excellent, Biblically sound analysis of why women should not be on the world wide internet, Brother Cranky! These are just some of the reasons I keep my wife off the internet without my supervision. I am kind and generous enough to allot her 30 minutes of world wide internet usage a day, while I stand behind her and watch what she does. Mostly she just reads some Christian women's inspirational blogs or looks up recipes for dinners that I command her to make. One time, I did catch her on the world wide internet without my permission and found her reading some gossip column talking about Jennifer Aniston's lovelife. After my firm hand taught her a lesson, I instructed her on the dangers of gossip and talking about people behind their backs.

Proverbs 6:16-17 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

Romans 1:29-30 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,


There is also the extreme danger of a woman spending more than she should on the world wide internet. We know all women are compulsive shoppers who take their husband's credit cards and spend all his hard-earned money on superfluous items like shoes, handbags, makeup, beauty products, and other female nonsense. The internet makes it very easy for a person to purchase thousands of dollars worth of products in minutes.

MEN: Do your Christian duty. Keep your wife under control. Do not allow them on the internet, and if you do, make sure they are under your supervision.



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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-16-2010, 11:26 PM

Rev Osborne is indeed a good example of why you should keep your wife off the Internet. Few years back he lapsed in his attention and she began using the internet unsupervised and spent like 240 hours in one month viewing nothing but porn websites. Dear God the woman was a porn dog with websites like "barely legal coeds" and "anal Asians"

She single handily supplied Landover with it's blocked website list.

But once informed Rev Osborne did the righteous thing and restricted her internet time. He also took the precaution of getting his own personal lap top and wireless system from an ISP outside Freehold so he wasn't at risk of inadvertently compromising his home computers security and exposing his wife to the perils of unsupervised internet use again.



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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-17-2010, 03:08 AM

Preach it Brother!

The internet makes most women whores.

They can talk to complete strangers from all around the World! The next thing they know they are meeting up with them in a seedy hotel room and fornicating like wild monkeys!

The internet was probably Satan's idea!




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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-17-2010, 07:27 PM

My friend refuse to let his daughter use the internet because of these specific reason. He is not even a christian himself, but its easy to know that the internet turn woman into sluts, lesbian and others.

I dont know if you guys know it, but being lesbian seem to be the fashion nowdays. As a result, we have fake lesbian that will kiss a woman only to show off, not for real love.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-17-2010, 07:33 PM

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My friend refuse to let his daughter use the internet because of these specific reason. He is not even a christian himself, but its easy to know that the internet turn woman into sluts, lesbian and others.

I dont know if you guys know it, but being lesbian seem to be the fashion nowdays. As a result, we have genuine lesbian that will kiss a woman only to show off, not for real love.
Thanks to the internet I found that one out the hard way.

I swear I was just searching for girl models for a photo shoot for the annual church calendar.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-18-2010, 08:52 PM

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The internet was probably Satan's idea!
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And yet you are using it.
Did anyone ask for your opinion?


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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-12-2010, 03:18 AM

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MEN: Do your Christian duty. Keep your wife under control. Do not allow them on the internet, and if you do, make sure they are under your supervision.
So who's gonna supervise you?

1) Love your wife as Christ loved the church. Give yourself up for your wife. [Ephesians 5:25]

2) Love your wife in the same way you love your body and yourself. [Ephesians 5:28-33]
Are you going to punch yourself?

3) Be considerate as you live with your wife. [I Peter 3:7]

4) Do not be harsh with your wife. [Colossians 3:19]

5) Praise your wife. [Proverbs 31:28-29]

6) Be thankful for your wife and realize the favor you have received from God. [Prov 18:22]
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 06-12-2010, 06:04 AM

Please burn your gay Bible and get a real one! A KJV1611 Holy Bible! Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.

For example the real Colossians 3:19 says "Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them.". And I assure you I love my wife with True Christian™ love. It's the reason I do not allow her to use the Internet. And I am never bitter against her. I always tell her what to do in a firm and loving way. We love each other almost as much as we love Jesus.


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2) Love your wife in the same way you love your body and yourself. [Ephesians 5:28-33]
Are you going to punch yourself?
I don't sin, and I don't punch my wife when she doesn't sin. Are you saying there should be a double standard, and men should be punched regardless of whether or not they sin, while women are only punched as a punishment?


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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 11-21-2010, 12:41 AM

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What an excellent, Biblically sound analysis of why women should not be on the world wide internet, Brother Cranky! These are just some of the reasons I keep my wife off the internet without my supervision. I am kind and generous enough to allot her 30 minutes of world wide internet usage a day, while I stand behind her and watch what she does. Mostly she just reads some Christian women's inspirational blogs or looks up recipes for dinners that I command her to make. One time, I did catch her on the world wide internet without my permission and found her reading some gossip column talking about Jennifer Aniston's lovelife. After my firm hand taught her a lesson, I instructed her on the dangers of gossip and talking about people behind their backs.

Proverbs 6:16-17 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

Romans 1:29-30 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

There is also the extreme danger of a woman spending more than she should on the world wide internet. We know all women are compulsive shoppers who take their husband's credit cards and spend all his hard-earned money on superfluous items like shoes, handbags, makeup, beauty products, and other female nonsense. The internet makes it very easy for a person to purchase thousands of dollars worth of products in minutes.

MEN: Do your Christian duty. Keep your wife under control. Do not allow them on the internet, and if you do, make sure they are under your supervision.
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Default Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 01-15-2011, 12:31 PM

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What an excellent, Biblically sound analysis of why women should not be on the world wide internet, Brother Cranky! These are just some of the reasons I keep my wife off the internet without my supervision. I am kind and generous enough to allot her 30 minutes of world wide internet usage a day, while I stand behind her and watch what she does. Mostly she just reads some Christian women's inspirational blogs or looks up recipes for dinners that I command her to make. One time, I did catch her on the world wide internet without my permission and found her reading some gossip column talking about Jennifer Aniston's lovelife. After my firm hand taught her a lesson, I instructed her on the dangers of gossip and talking about people behind their backs.

Proverbs 6:16-17 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

Romans 1:29-30 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,


There is also the extreme danger of a woman spending more than she should on the world wide internet. We know all women are compulsive shoppers who take their husband's credit cards and spend all his hard-earned money on superfluous items like shoes, handbags, makeup, beauty products, and other female nonsense. The internet makes it very easy for a person to purchase thousands of dollars worth of products in minutes.

MEN: Do your Christian duty. Keep your wife under control. Do not allow them on the internet, and if you do, make sure they are under your supervision.
Not being an American I can not know the culture of your Nation. Mr Cranky does have a point but, what of the Nation's leaders and State leaders legalising homosexuality ? Both mine and your Nations are doing the same thing. I have began protesting to politicians, those who will listen that is, to reverse this evil legislation. They each open their sessions with " prayer " then do this ?

Well regardless of our Salvation and Faith in Christ Jesus, God will still bring to ruin those Nations who do participate and encourage such homosexuality. We are now the Political Babylon of Revelation..
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Not being an American I can not know the culture of your Nation. Mr Cranky does have a point but, what of the Nation's leaders and State leaders legalising homosexuality ? Both mine and your Nations are doing the same thing. I have began protesting to politicians, those who will listen that is, to reverse this evil legislation. They each open their sessions with " prayer " then do this ?

Well regardless of our Salvation and Faith in Christ Jesus, God will still bring to ruin those Nations who do participate and encourage such homosexuality. We are now the Political Babylon of Revelation..
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Default Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-19-2010, 04:54 PM

The truth is that to assure a woman to be saved, she should not go on the internet because its the most risky way to stay unsaved. The risk for them to stay unsaved is not comparable to the risk a man have.

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Default Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet! - 04-21-2010, 01:28 PM

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#1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!
Are you really saying that all women are stupid?
What's your IQ?
I could easily be smarter than you!


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That is what the man said, are you a female?

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150 and you?


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That is what the man said, are you a female?
Well, my teacher(woman) Said that women brains is the same size of a gorilla brain.
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Well, my teacher(woman) Said that women brains is the same size of a gorilla brain.
And that says a lot, doesn't it?



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And that says a lot, doesn't it?
Actually that still seems too large to me. Aren't female brains even smaller than that?

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Impossible! You clearly watched too many Twilight Zone episodes.


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