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Devil Mind Control: It IS Real and Makes You Lose Faith in Jesus! - 12-28-2015, 11:14 AM

Extremely bad news.

A piece of scientific information was released in 2015 but it was mostly ignored by both the secular media (because they want to suppress it) and by Godly Discussion Boards (because the secular media wants to suppress it). Many people have ridiculed the dangers of chemtrails and other inventions to make the current populace of the Earth a docile sodomistic mass in the service of the Enemy. No longer can they do that. The new research shows that it is possible to manipulate EVEN TRUE CHRISTIANS™ to lose their faith without microchips, implants of chemical modification of the brain. All it takes is a device that sends forth some kind of magnetism.

This study was conducted by the University of York in Godless UK by a Dr. Izuma, who is apparently Chinese and strives for world dominion. Well, he has good reasons to do so, as he's discovered the way to do it!

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...both belief in God and prejudice towards immigrants can be reduced by directing magnetic energy into the brain.
The participants were given surveys assessing their Faith in God and their attitudes towards strange nations. After magnetic stimulation of the frontal part of the brain, the subjects lost a third of their Faith in God.

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'We decided to remind people of death because previous research has shown that people turn to religion for comfort in the face of death.
'As expected, we found that when we experimentally turned down the posterior medial frontal cortex, people were less inclined to reach for comforting religious ideas despite having been reminded of death.'
Dr Holbrook added that the findings are consistent with the idea that regions of the brain that have evolved to deal with threats are 'repurposed' to also produce ideological reactions.
Why is this wrong?

1. If you lose 30% of your Faith, it is all over.
God demands total commitment. He cannot be diluted and taken partially.

Luke 8:13
They on the rock [are they], which, when they hear, receive the word with joy; and these have no root, which for a while believe, and in time of temptation fall away.


Hebrews 10:35
Cast not away therefore your confidence, which hath great recompence of reward.


2. Apprehension towards strange heathen nations is a part of the way we've been Created by God for God's Sake!

Nehemiah 9:2
And the seed of Israel separated themselves from all strangers, and stood and confessed their sins, and the iniquities of their fathers.


Now let us look at the way they're carrying our this abomination, this repulsiveness!

They're using Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation. This means that they don't even have to drill any holes in the skull. The victim feels no pain nor discomfort. He only loses his Faith and then goes on apparently "business as usual".



Do they really need all those plates and other devices to cause this apostatic effect? Possibly yes but probably no. We can very well conceive a situation where this apparatus can transmit this magnetism over long distances, not dissimilar to radio waves, to cause whole populations to lose Faith! Just look at the nations of Switzerland, Denmark, UK and Canada. We can assume that this has been going on for a while now.

How do we know this? Because God has revealed all this to us beforehand!

1 Timothy 4:1
Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
  • Depart from Faith? Check, 30% reduction.
  • Seducing Spirits? Check, the "magnetism"
  • Doctrines of Devils? Check, losing the healthy, life- and purity-preserving forms of xenophobia.

2 Timothy 4:3
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
  • Not enduring sound doctrine? Check, 30% loss.
  • After their lusts? Check, this must be connected to sodomy, as well. Isn't everything?!
  • Itching ears? Check, the device is placed near to the earlobes.

Jude 1:18
How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
  • Ungodly lusts? Check, sodomy again.

Matthew 24:12
And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.
  • Check? Definitely, cold steel and magnetism instead of the warmth of Jesus' bosom. Obviously, ultimately the Furnace with warmth returning.

2 Corinthians 4:4
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
  • Check, check, check....

Are there additional pieces of evidence for you among the readers that fail to trust the Bible? There is.

It is not well known but magnetism and electricity are, in fact, two facets of the same thing called electromagnetism. This is one of the Mysteries that Creation Science has revealed. Thus, if you can protect yourself against electricity, you can also protect yourself against magnetism.

Normally, I would recommend prayer (Jeremiah 33:3) but the very nature of this device is so revolting, so deceptive that if might make you lose your Faith before your prayers reach Jesus and He'd no longer be interested in your utterances as you'd become a sinner once more (John 9:31).

But there is hope. A Christian Creation Scientist, Mr. Faraday, once developed a Faraday cage, a metal mesh that prevents electricity from entering you. Hence, it must also work against magnetism. It is possible that our brains and henceforth our souls could be protected from this Transcranial Stimulation and Apostasy by this device. In fact, this is the ultimate proof that is IS targeted at us by the Enemy to make us lose the Faith.

The atheist mockers are already using it. They are trying to make us believe that it is a joke. What better way to obscure the true agenda of these protective shields than to present them as jokes to mock Jesus! Yes, I am referring to the FSM cult, the Flying Spaghetti Monster heresy. They claim that they are joking. Now we know that they aren't!



Additional proof is provided by the fact that they are also trying to protect their children from these magnetic rays.



They're in it. The Chinese (remember the principal investigator of the "study") are in it. The current government is in it. It is working. Secularization has reached unprecedented levels.



We ARE working on a solution right now. We're trying to construct a metallic shield that would follow the curves or our precious heads and protect us. Meanwhile, please stay indoors under tin roofs.


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Mind Control: It IS Real and Makes You Lose Faith in Jesus! - 12-28-2015, 01:04 PM

Can these "things" make us think gay? Because I had some strange thoughts lately about one of our Pastors.

(I was able to fight the gay-thoughts but now I remember it felt like someone put magnetism in my head)
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I have cut that down to its essentials, i.e. the parts that us True Christians can grasp without rushing to a Bible for guidance:
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Extremely bad news.

[…] The new research shows that it is possible to manipulate EVEN TRUE CHRISTIANS™ to lose their faith without microchips, implants of chemical modification of the brain. All it takes is a device that sends forth some kind of magnetism.
[…]
The participants were given surveys assessing their Faith in God and their attitudes towards strange nations. After magnetic stimulation of the frontal part of the brain, the subjects lost a third of their Faith in God.
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'[…]As expected, we found that when we experimentally turned down the posterior medial frontal cortex, […]’

Just for clarification …
1 “Posterior”… so this has got something to do with the ass, right? Demons up it... that sort of thing?

2. Magnetism … how does that work? Does it suck out the Godliness?
3. Are refrigerator magnets safe?





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Can these "things" make us think gay? Because I had some strange thoughts lately about one of our Pastors.

(I was able to fight the gay-thoughts but now I remember it felt like someone put magnetism in my head)
Brother Titus,

Of course this Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation is a leading cause for homosexuality. It is perfectly clear that sodomistic behavior is in a causal relationship with abandoning our Lord God Jesus Christ!

Romans 1:23-24
And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:


This tells us how people discard the word of God for idolatry, of which secular naturalistic science is probably the worst. How do we know that this dismissal of our Triune God causes the victims to become gay? Because Jesus Christ with the scribe of Paul as His scribe continues what these "lusts of their own hearts" are:

Romans 1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


Whatever the cause of the loss of faith is, mind control in our case, the inevitable outcome includes sodomy. Let us look at the correlations:



Less religion, more homers.
This is crystal clear. Now we know another cause for this.



Please, Brother Titus, stay inside preferably under a tin roof until we invent a suitable material (I'm wondering if we could process metal into a thin sheet to mold caps suitable for each True Christian™ skull shape). Do not despair.


Yours in Christ,

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Scared Re: Mind Control: It IS Real and Makes You Lose Faith in Jesus! - 12-28-2015, 02:01 PM

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I have cut that down to its essentials, i.e. the parts that us True Christians can grasp without rushing to a Bible for guidance:[/B]
Just for clarification …
1 “Posterior”… so this has got something to do with the ass, right? Demons up it... that sort of thing?

2. Magnetism … how does that work? Does it suck out the Godliness?
3. Are refrigerator magnets safe?
Dear Pastor Bathfire,

Very good questions! Indeed. I can give you some preliminary answers. This is very technical and I suggest you refer to some texts of Creations Science if these concepts are difficult to grasp:

1. Posterior indeed means the rear parts of the brain, the rear of the front to be precise. Damage to this part of the brain causes impulsive behaviors, i.e., men begin to follow their sodomistic impulses.

2. Magnetism also gives impulses. Magnetism has North and South poles that attract each other but generally are repulsive within pole. This means that the male and the female are attracted as based on Creation...
Genesis 2:24
Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

...while two of the same magnetic poles should in normal circumstances repel one another (male repels other males). This also means that generally man is attracted to God but the extra magnetism resides and stays in the rear part of the front and messes things up with attraction and repulsion. What was previously attractive (women, Jesus) becomes repulsive (women, Jesus Christ); and what used to be repulsive (sodomy, Satan), becomes attractive (sodomy, Satan). I'm quite sure God did not have this in mind when He invented magnets.

3. No.


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Default Re: Mind Control: It IS Real and Makes You Lose Faith in Jesus! - 12-28-2015, 02:30 PM

OK, that seems clear enough: Magnets make you queer and godless.





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Default Re: Mind Control: It IS Real and Makes You Lose Faith in Jesus! - 12-29-2015, 06:02 AM

Does this have anything to do with the voices I hear that keep telling me to burn my house down? I'm not sure if it is the gov't or something else.


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Default Re: Mind Control: It IS Real and Makes You Lose Faith in Jesus! - 01-02-2016, 04:26 AM

While the discoveries of Mr. Faraday and his "Faraday Cage" are important and illuminating in protecting us from electromagnetic rays, the physics department at Landover Baptist University has uncovered some shortcomings of his invention.

Mr. Faraday's "Cage" is typically constructed of wire meshes, and derivatives of his invention typically have holes or other small openings in the "mesh" that can compromise the protection from these homer broadcasts (note the small openings in the photographs in this thread). The following chart reveals that the shielding is frequency dependant, and mesh type devices should be avoided.

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The only sure way of protecting from these rays is from devices constructed by uncompromised metal that affords complete shielding. You should seek out tin or aluminum foil devices with no holes in them. The MSM has tried to denigrate those wearing them, giving such names as "foil heads" in an attempt to embarrass them. The science behind aluminum foil is sound and the MSM knows it - they are secretly pushing the NWO agenda in order to corrupt True Christians™.


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Scared Re: Mind Control: It IS Real and Makes You Lose Faith in Jesus! - 01-02-2016, 05:40 AM

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While the discoveries of Mr. Faraday and his "Faraday Cage" are important and illuminating in protecting us from electromagnetic rays, the physics department at Landover Baptist University has uncovered some shortcomings of his invention.

Mr. Faraday's "Cage" is typically constructed of wire meshes, and derivatives of his invention typically have holes or other small openings in the "mesh" that can compromise the protection from these homer broadcasts (note the small openings in the photographs in this thread). The following chart reveals that the shielding is frequency dependant, and mesh type devices should be avoided.

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The only sure way of protecting from these rays is from devices constructed by uncompromised metal that affords complete shielding. You should seek out tin or aluminum foil devices with no holes in them. The MSM has tried to denigrate those wearing them, giving such names as "foil heads" in an attempt to embarrass them. The science behind aluminum foil is sound and the MSM knows it - they are secretly pushing the NWO agenda in order to corrupt True Christians™.
Brother William, this is excellent news and I am still worried.

I have absolutely no reason to doubt the efficacy of your invention, and aluminum foil seems both lightweight and impenetrable. However, it is possible that using it will make us trespass against the Commandments of Jesus Himself!



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Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head.

1 Corinthians 11:7
For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.


I do pray and have uttered an occasional prophecy also outdoors. In fact, as I have to pray for guidance and protection every time and continuously when I leave my house, I am worried that Jesus will not approve. Women have it easy, as always. They have absolutely no worries in this life, and also in this case they can simply adopt your invention:

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But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.


What about this nice invention from 1862? Could it be a reasonable compromise between total protection at the molecular level (aluminum foil) and inadequate prevention? Perhaps supplemented with prayers, it would also work?




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While the discoveries of Mr. Faraday and his "Faraday Cage" are important...
Whoa there Einstein... can you keep it simple? All this "cutting-edge" progress is fine up to a point, but I think we've had enough.





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