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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-22-2020, 04:45 AM
https://youtu.be/elzhb_LewJA
The Rev. J.M. Gates: Death's Black Train is Coming (1926)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-18-2020, 09:45 AM
Wave farewell to Dame Vera Lynn, who has finally fallen over the White Cliffs of Dover and taken the direct route to .
"We'll meet again", she sang. No, Vera, we of Landover won't be going where you've gone! Here is a cheerful song about you to while away Eternity.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-18-2020, 12:19 PM
I was looking for something nice to post, after all .. .. Then I found she sang a puff piece to THE ROSARY!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww!!!! I couldn't believe my ears
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-18-2020, 12:48 PM
I went to an Eskimo restaurant and asked the waiter about the specials.
He said: 'We've got whale meat, or whale meat, or whale meat or we've got the Vera Lynn.'
I said 'What's the Vera Lynn?'
He said 'Whale meat again.'
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-18-2020, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Wave farewell to Dame Vera Lynn, who has finally fallen over the White Cliffs of Dover and taken the direct route to .
"We'll meet again", she sang. No, Vera, we of Landover won't be going where you've gone! Here is a cheerful song about you to while away Eternity.
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The Lord doth indeed move in mysterious ways. . . I would have thought that He might have acted on the matter of Miss Lynn ages ago.
Still, it is possible that her death will have more of an impact on morale now than it would have had a few years before.
I suppose God knew the exact time to remove her from the scene in order to cause the exact amount of grief and discouragement needed to make people appreciate Him more deeply.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-18-2020, 03:55 PM
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I suppose God knew the exact time to remove her from the scene in order to cause the exact amount of grief and discouragement needed to make people appreciate Him more deeply.
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It seems to me that He waited until everyone who liked her particular brand of schmaltz was either already dead or so ancient and demented that they could no longer remember who they were, let alone who she was.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-18-2020, 05:44 PM
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It seems to me that He waited until everyone who liked her particular brand of schmaltz was either already dead or so ancient and demented that they could no longer remmber who they were, let alone who she was.
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"Schmaltz"? Why Sister Joanna, I did not realize that the Hebrew types and their Yiddish colloquiums had made such inroads where you are. I do hope the children aren't picking up such salty talk.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-18-2020, 06:52 PM
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"Schmaltz"? Why Sister Joanna, I did not realize that the Hebrew types and their Yiddish colloquiums had made such inroads where you are.
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Well, Sister, cultural appropriation is all the rage these days. Or do I mean that it causes all the rage? But it seemed appropriate for a woman born in the East End of London, with such a very "interesting" nose.
Miss Domgaard, I have looked up the word from your quaint language and yes, it captures the nauseating, glutinous sickliness. However, it is quite impossible to pronounce and this "helpful" guide is no help at all to True Christian™ folk.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-19-2020, 05:25 PM
I know no-one in this forums knows him but, i'll announce him anyway.
Carlos Ruiz Zafon, spanish author of the thriller book series The Shadow of the Wind, died today at the age of 55.
I've never read his book series, but i'll pray for him to reach Heaven safe and sound.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-20-2020, 04:51 AM
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no-one … knows him
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I looked him up. Apparently he died in L.A. The sorts of angels there are as unlikely to achieve your desired outcome as the ones (you think) you're praying to. If he's not alive on earth and, as you imply, not in Heaven either, where do you think he is now?
Luke 23:39-43 And one of the malefactors which were hanged railed on him, saying, If thou be Christ, save thyself and us. But the other answering rebuked him, saying, Dost not thou fear God, seeing thou art in the same condemnation? And we indeed justly; for we receive the due reward of our deeds: but this man hath done nothing amiss. And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom. And Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, To day shalt thou be with me in paradise.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-24-2020, 07:17 AM
Alex Zanardi... still alive, but almost dead... you know, that cripple who tried to drive car races.
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-24-2020, 09:51 AM
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Alex Zanardi... still alive, but almost dead... you know, that cripple who tried to drive car races.
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Well, as he's not dead yet and nobody's ever heard of him, I'm not sure why you bothered to post that. I looked him up though, and he seems to be some sort of trick-cyclist who pedals with his hands - like this:
They say he's brain-damaged, but anyone who rides a bike like that probably already was.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-24-2020, 02:03 PM
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Well, as he's not dead yet and nobody's ever heard of him, I'm not sure why you bothered to post that. I looked him up though, and he seems to be some sort of trick-cyclist who pedals with his hands - like this:
Attachment 29131
They say he's brain-damaged, but anyone who rides a bike like that probably already was.
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I think anyone has to be brain damaged to ride a bike in the first place.
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-25-2020, 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Well, as he's not dead yet and nobody's ever heard of him, I'm not sure why you bothered to post that. I looked him up though, and he seems to be some sort of trick-cyclist who pedals with his hands - like this:
Attachment 29131
They say he's brain-damaged, but anyone who rides a bike like that probably already was.
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The important question here though is: is that still a bike if it only has a single wheel?
Anyhow. That young man would look almost cute if he cleaned up and stopped monkeying around on a unicycle(?).
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-25-2020, 06:49 AM
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The important question here though is: is that still a bike if it only has a single wheel?
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You're right that it's a unicycle. How do you abbreviate that? Perhaps a unike.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-25-2020, 01:07 PM
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-25-2020, 05:31 PM
I confess to feeling a little frustrated by all this wheeled and pedaled vehicular talk. Has The Lord sent no one of consequence to Hell these past few days?
Yes, I know that unimportant people die everyday. But when God's Wrath brings down someone in the limelight who never bent their knee to Him, I feel a certain satisfaction.
It's such a wonderful opportunity to preach on His behalf, you know?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-28-2020, 10:49 AM
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-02-2020, 12:27 AM
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Reverend Georg Ratzinger has died; he was the brother of ex-Pope (or emeritus) Benedict.
How many boy rapes did he turn blindly from in his lifetime?
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They had more than one priest in the Rat-something family?! Were all the siblings raped as children? That would certainly explain it, with the victims turning into perpetrators ad adults.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-13-2020, 11:56 PM
Kelly Preston, Hellywood harlot, scientologist, and John Travolta's beard, punched a ticket on the Hell Train today. Praise Jesus!
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
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