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05-05-2014, 04:30 AM
Hello. My name is Pluto or Luna, whichever one you like better.
I was raised Baptist in Tuscon, Arizona. I apologize I don't remember what church I attended when I was younger, but my childhood was a terrible time for me. My father abused both me and my mother, until he kicked me out when I was 16.
I am born female, and identify as biromantic and asexual.
Please do not come at me with pitchforks.
I love to draw, swim, watch TV, see movies with my girlfriend, and volunteer at the Animal Shelter by where I live.
I consider myself to be a loose Christian. I love God and everything He stands for, and believe He loves everyone on this planet - gay people, lesbians, transgender people, asexual people, POC, everyone.
I am very much against any kind of corporal punishment or corrective rape. Children are meant to be loved, not hit.
I currently live in Sahuarita, Arizona, with my girlfriend Kayla.
I attend Sahuarita Baptist Church.
I support anyone and everyone different from me, and consider myself a feminist. In my eyes, God could be a He, but He could also be a She. We can never know until we die, right?
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Re: Introduction. -
05-05-2014, 05:11 AM
Why the heck would you capitalize the words "Animal Shelter"?
Let me paste the sentence you wrote: I love to draw, swim, watch TV, see movies with my girlfriend, and volunteer at the Animal Shelter by where I live.
If the name of the place you volunteer is literally called "the Animal Shelter" the word "the" should have been capitalized as it's part of the name.
If it's not, if it's just an animal shelter by any other name, then why would you do like I just did and not capitalize those two words?
Tell them you think animals have souls, might even be above those groups of people who you didn't capitalize and I'll bet your church would ex-communicate you and slap on a restraining order.
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Re: Introduction. -
05-05-2014, 06:30 AM
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God loves everyone equally - whether you are gay, straight, bisexual, transgender, asexual, or anything else, He loves you. I am a feminist. Please respect my beliefs. I do not agree with corporal punishment, domestic abuse, or sexism in the home. Children are to be loved, not hurt. Hate only breeds hate. No one religion is right or wrong. We're all God's children, so how can we be wrong?
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God does not love homosexuals Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
God does not love feminists Ephesians 5:22-23 22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
God believes that children should be punished Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: But he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Introduction. -
05-05-2014, 06:34 AM
Hi despair. I'm sorry to hear of your abusive past. Had your parents loved you truly, you would be a happy, True Christian™ wife and mother by now, then you wouldn't be scanning the internets for some community to welcome you and make you feel wanted. This is not the community for that, dear. We don't pander to your kind here.
If, on the other hand, you'd like to know how to give up your silly attempts at being a unique, special snowflake like everybody else, and instead learn your value loosing your autonomous identity (Matthew 16:24) and instead take up your duty as a servant of the LORD (Ecclesiastes 12:13), we can help.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Introduction. -
05-05-2014, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by despair-pluto
In my eyes, God could be a He, but He could also be a She. We can never know until we die, right?
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Wrong. Adam was made in God's image, was he not? And Adam was a man. Eve was created as nothing more than a helpmeet for Adam.
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Location: Geographical center of the Bible belt
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05-05-2014, 12:10 PM
Of all the pictures you have of yourself, do you consider the one you chose here 'a good one'? Were you possibly on an all night drinking binge the night before something like what Nick Nolte did once? I'm not judging, just inquisitive, I am aware that Jesus told us we all have painful crosses to bear, but I thought it was some kind of parable.
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
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Re: Introduction. -
05-05-2014, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by despair-pluto
I was raised Baptist in Tuscon, Arizona. I apologize I don't remember what church I attended when I was younger, but my childhood was a terrible time for me. My father abused both me and my mother, until he kicked me out when I was 16.
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How dare you criticise your father here among True Christians™. I'm willing to wager that your father had good reason to beat you and that your mother was the same sort of ungrateful harridan you seem to want to be. Think yourself lucky he didn't have you stoned to death at the gates of the city.
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I am born female, and identify as biromantic and asexual.
Please do not come at me with pitchforks.
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What does this even mean? The codewords the gaywise use for sodomy and perversion change daily. Repulsive and vile, I'm sure - probably involving munching on each other's lady parts.
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I love to draw, swim, watch TV, see movies with my girlfriend, and volunteer at the Animal Shelter by where I live.
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Bullets are much less expensive - why spend money you could have given to the Pastor Ezekiel Evangelical Jet Fuel Appeal on dumb critters? You should be killing your girlfriend and falling on your knees before Jesus begging for forgiveness. Blame secular laws that the killing has to be symbolic in these end times, but at least shun the filthy pervert!
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I consider myself to be a loose Christian. I love God and everything He stands for, and believe He loves everyone on this planet - gay people, lesbians, transgender people, asexual people, POC, everyone.
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God hates you and wants you dead!
Romans 1:24-26,32
24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections:or even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
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I am very much against any kind of corporal punishment or corrective rape. Children are meant to be loved, not hit.
I currently live in Sahuarita, Arizona, with my girlfriend Kayla.
I attend Sahuarita Baptist Church.
I support anyone and everyone different from me, and consider myself a feminist. In my eyes, God could be a He, but He could also be a She. We can never know until we die, right?
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Why you need to rub your filth into our eyes still further is beyond me. God tells us to hit children and that your filthy ways are worthy of your execution. Get with Jesus at once!
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True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Freehold, Iowa, God's Nation!
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Re: Introduction. -
05-06-2014, 12:00 AM
Jesus weeps at this self proclaimed "Christians". Especially at you, forsaking your God given duty to bear children who you shall beat, submitting to your husband, hating who God tells you to hate and following the Bible to the letter.
Why are you so sinful, despair?
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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