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Default Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-23-2013, 05:18 PM

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Illuminati will take over the world
It never ceases to amaze me how gullible people can be.

Did you read that somewhere dear?


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open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Default Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-23-2013, 07:18 PM

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Do you know what God means when He says "neighbor"? Do you think He intended for us to be sweet and nice to islamofascists who want nothing less than the destruction of America? Do you think He meant we should invite sodomites over for pink tea parties to celebrate their depravity and offer them our children to molest? Or maybe you think God intended us to "love" hook-nosed joos, you know, the ones who KILLED CHRIST OUR LORD?!

I think otherwise. I am quite certain that Jesus was admonishing us to love our fellow True Christians™, not unsaved scum such as yourself.

By the way; in the future, if you want to actually quote the Holy Bible rather than paraphrase from it like a half-wit, you might find that you get taken a bit more seriously. Also, don't bother quoting verses out of context. In order to understand the Word of God, you have to study it from cover to cover.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
when you say that the "joos killed our lord" you got to remember that Jesus when a Jew too.....actually Christianity is the only religion I can think of where you worship someone who was a different religion....
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Default Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-23-2013, 07:56 PM

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when you say that the "joos killed our lord" you got to remember that Jesus when a Jew too.....actually Christianity is the only religion I can think of where you worship someone who was a different religion....
Jesus Is Not A JEW!



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Default Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-07-2014, 03:32 PM

Again, an infiltration by Satan to distract our women and children from Jesus, the thing that matters, to the false Christmas of flawed goodwill that only attracts unsuspecting youthful young boys into associating sodomy with the déluge of inappropriate presents.

A sticker that combines almost all available abominations into one demonic message.



Santa: idolatry. No Jesus, no shepherd.
Zechariah 10:2
For the idols have spoken vanity, and the diviners have seen a lie, and have told false dreams; they comfort in vain: therefore they went their way as a flock, they were troubled, because there was no shepherd.


Rainbow. Twisted travesty of the Flood, of God's promise. Corrupted into glorifying sodomy. On Jesus' Birthday.
Deuteronomy 31:29
For I know that after my death ye will utterly corrupt yourselves, and turn aside from the way which I have commanded you; and evil will befall you in the latter days; because ye will do evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger through the work of your hands.


A stupid smilie instead of Jesus. Mocking openly the absence of our Savior. Inviting unsuspecting children to share the combination of idolatrous sodomy and fornication as if they were fun.
Proverbs 14:9
Fools make a mock at sin: but among the righteous there is favour.


The war is on. The enemy has the machinery of the homerconspiracy on its side. We have Jesus.

Actually, I'm not that worried after all...


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-09-2014, 05:04 PM

Is it true that Santa also died for our sins? If not, why do his reindeer have red noses?

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Default Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-09-2014, 05:09 PM

The vile atheists, those servants of Santa...um...Satan are waging a war of mockery against the baby Jesus, our lord and savory redeemer!

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I would smite them with righteous words, if the Lord would move me to do so!


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Default Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-24-2014, 04:00 PM

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Anyhow http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christm...ian_background should clear some things up.
Your fact is irrelevant, as it is from Wikipedia.
Anyone could come up to Wikipedia and write anything they wish, spreading lies and false prophecies.
The "landoverbaptist" website, which one of our True Christians sent is actually written BY True Christians, not some random joo or mooslim who wants to destroy the youth, and not follow the true word of Our Lord.


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I have served in the Army as a Radio Operator in the German and US army.
I believe in God, and I am highly against Communism, as I myself have experienced, and know it's true evil. Unlike those, who worship it, when they have not experienced it.
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Default Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-25-2014, 03:07 AM

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Is it true that Santa also died for our sins? If not, why do his reindeer have red noses?

Do you just believe something because it's written down in some old book friend?



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flag Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-06-2016, 03:56 PM

Christmas is for CHRIST! Unfortunately it has lost almost all its Christian Values, as the media ignores the true story of Christmas. I hope we can get it back to the good days, when we celebrated for Jesus, not Chris Cringle!
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Default Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-21-2016, 09:24 PM

Christmas is almost upon us, Keep fighting brave soldiers of God
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Christmas is almost upon us, Keep fighting brave soldiers of God
One thing that bugs me about atheists is their Christmas music. I was in the Mall yesterday and the tune, "Home for the Holidays" was playing.

Not only do the lyrics have nothing to do with the birth of Baby Jesus, they are revolting at every level. Mistletoe, what does place does romance play in the birthday of Jesus?

We True Christians™ need to fight back.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-24-2016, 08:28 PM

As Christmas is all but upon us, I feel it is time to take stock of the actual meaning of “Christianity”. We should start at the very beginning when Jesus was there making the Earth and all that is upon it (Joh:17:5).

Now let us imagine that Martians have landed like they did at Roswell, but that there are quite a few of them and it is our job to explain our God to them This assumes the scenario that they (a) speak American and (b) the more unlikely scenario that they are not Baptists and (c ) the near impossibility that they have never heard of God.

We hear the words of Mark:16:15 and know that unless they start kicking off with ray-guns, we are duty bound to give them the chance to hear the Word of God, but if they should reject it or pretend not to understand, then they are damned.

So we begin by saying that although Jesus is not mentioned in Genesis, the only reasonable explanation was that God was keeping Him secret and that, at that time, Jesus was not just a “Twinkle in God’s eye” but a real living (i.e. wholly human and wholly divine being).

God (although having read the whole story, we now know it was Jesus, made the earth) made man of mud and a woman from the man’s rib. Theses were the first beings. The Woman betrayed the man by eating something she shouldn’t have and then we were all in trouble and need God to forgive us. We can do this by being good, and “being good” means “doing what He says.”

Now at this point the man and the woman have two sons and one son kills the other. The remaining son then goes on to found the whole of the people of the world.

After some generations, God gets annoyed with the people on Earth and kills them all in a universal flood. When I say “all”, I mean all but 8 of them who were in a boat, captained by a guy called “Noah”, with all the animals from germs to elephants and from wasps to llamas and they didn’t eat one another and they didn’t fight and when the flood went down, they all got off and that is why there are lots of different people around today – like Darkies, Slants and Dagos (We’ll have to find out how the Martians came about… perhaps one of Noah’s sons sort of “got washed to Mars by the power of the Flood.”)

After some more generations, there was this woman called Mary and God “impregnated” her in a totally non-sexual way (God can do this) and so Jesus was born on Earth as a baby, and then He grew up and did lots of Miracles and good things and He talked a lot about what His Father (God) really meant – obviously the priests of the time (they were basically Catholics) didn’t like this so they had Him killed, but before He was Killed, He told us that His death would wipe out all the bad things that we had done if we worshiped Him. And when we started to worship Him, then we had a clean slate and all would be good and when we die we get to live in Heaven with Him.

As a consequence of this fabulous story, we are obliged to thank God for anything and everything on an at least daily basis, but particularly on Sundays. (I’m hopeful that the idea of the year being divided into 52 weeks each of 7 days, and being 365 days, will be far more intuitive to these Martians than whatever stupid system they have: they’ve got to earth and thus they will be able to divide by 7 and that is the way God likes it.)

It is blindingly obvious that the Martians will be grateful for this information and I doubt that they would have any questions – it’s all pretty much “straightforward logic”, even despite Christians never dying, a lot of them tend to try and avoid death. So it is at this point that we need to introduce these Martians to Landover and the Baptist Way of Worship.

It is therefore with such joy in our hearts that only The Truth can bring that we must address these new visitors. (As long as they are not telling us that our beliefs are not theirs and ours are wrong or they are trying to kill us.)

This is all in line with the idea of “love thy neighbour” (Mat:5:43) until he conforms to a stereotype (Mat:10:5)

So I urge you to go out into the world, knocking on the doors of strangers and telling them of the Love you have for Jesus – there is no greater service you can give.





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Default Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-02-2019, 10:48 PM

Good heavens, what is this world coming to? My sister Agatha just informed me of something that is most alarming, and I must share it with you. I'm sure my brothers and sisters here at will remember the fuss that those homersexualistic drag queen perverts have been making in the libraries across this great land of , with their storytime sessions for children. Is it not disgusting that they would go in a place that is considered safe for family members, and to be allowed to parade around in their outrageous attire, while pretending to care for the little kiddies? I'm sure I can hear a loud, collective "Amen!" to that.

Well, as if that is not bad enough, now those disgusting drag queens want to hold a "Drag Queen mas Show"! They are planning to have this at the Folly Theatre in Kansas City. While I have very rarely seen eye-to-eye with the Cathyolicks on anything, I must note that they have been quick to present a petition which protests the performances of this abominable travesty. I'm attaching a bit of an excerpt from their site, and I am also including the promotional poster that the perverts are using. Oh, how we need the more than ever, especially when glorious birthday is approaching! What else will these bound homersexualists do to further their participation in the War on mas?

A blessed day to all,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

https://www.returntoorder.org/petiti...een-christmas/

"A "Drag Queen Christmas" performance is scheduled to take place on December 17, at Folly Theater in Kansas City. Such performances feature men dressed in scanty "drag" and often performing immoral behavior. To make matters worse, while the performance warns of this "naughty" behavior, it also says "all ages welcome"! This is an insult to the birth of Christ and human dignity. It blurs the lines established by God regarding sexuality and is a danger to our children and society."






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Good heavens, what is this world coming to? My sister Agatha just informed me of something that is most alarming, and I must share it with you. I'm sure my brothers and sisters here at will remember the fuss that those homersexualistic drag queen perverts have been making in the libraries across this great land of , with their storytime sessions for children. Is it not disgusting that they would go in a place that is considered safe for family members, and to be allowed to parade around in their outrageous attire, while pretending to care for the little kiddies? I'm sure I can hear a loud, collective "Amen!" to that.

Well, as if that is not bad enough, now those disgusting drag queens want to hold a "Drag Queen mas Show"! They are planning to have this at the Folly Theatre in Kansas City. While I have very rarely seen eye-to-eye with the Cathyolicks on anything, I must note that they have been quick to present a petition which protests the performances of this abominable travesty. I'm attaching a bit of an excerpt from their site, and I am also including the promotional poster that the perverts are using. Oh, how we need the more than ever, especially when glorious birthday is approaching! What else will these bound homersexualists do to further their participation in the War on mas?

A blessed day to all,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

https://www.returntoorder.org/petiti...een-christmas/

"A "Drag Queen Christmas" performance is scheduled to take place on December 17, at Folly Theater in Kansas City. Such performances feature men dressed in scanty "drag" and often performing immoral behavior. To make matters worse, while the performance warns of this "naughty" behavior, it also says "all ages welcome"! This is an insult to the birth of Christ and human dignity. It blurs the lines established by God regarding sexuality and is a danger to our children and society."


A show clearly for adults—the kids are probably safe.
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A show clearly for adults—the kids are probably safe.
Dear Mr. Crackhead: I do not care if this "show" is for adults; that is not the point. It should NOT be allowed to take place in the first place! This is just another attack on the -- it is blatant mockery of the birth of the . Those horrid homersexualists will not be enjoying themselves when they get tossed into the Lake of Fire -- and neither will you!

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Default Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-03-2019, 06:00 PM

Mocking Jesus on his date of birth. No wonder we Christians continue to fight in the War on Christmas.

Make no mistake, in his second term, President Trump will join us by jailing the drag queens and Satanists.


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Rebuke Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-04-2019, 04:18 AM

The same pastor that told me we had to have parking for the sinning cripples announced that he accepted an invitation to speak at the NYC Unification Service this year. Muslims, Joos, Christians, papists, episcopal palians, and even wiccans “worship” during this event.

Disgusting.

He encouraged the congregation to attend to show our Christian love for all. Poppycock. We are in a war indeed.


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Default Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-11-2019, 09:54 PM

Oh, Dear , help us all! I've just had a call from my sister, Agatha. She was speaking with one of her friends (Victoria) in that bound nation of Canada. Victoria told Agatha about a public "mas" charity event that will be happening in -forsaken Toronto this coming weekend. As Aggie was chatting, I was envisioning a lovely nativity scene outside a local church, or something like that. Well, I couldn't have been further from the truth of the matter.

This so-called mas event will involve scantily-attired people, running through the streets of Toronto, putting on a shameless, brazen display for all to see! I'll include a little blurb about it, plus a video that I've found of last year's event. But please do not watch the video if you're feeling unwell or are about to eat. It shows men (mostly) wearing very skimpy bathing suits. To top it all off, they're all wearing a Santa hat and, as we all know so well, Santa is simply SATAN spelled incorrectly.

So, there you have it, Brothers & Sisters of -- yet another product of the LIE-beralism war on mas, thanks to that homer-loving Prime Minister Trudeau! Oh, how we must all pray that this never happens in this great land of !

A blessed day to all,
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Jesus Re: And it is a WAR! - 12-12-2019, 01:56 AM

Dearest Great Granny,

I have watched this several times and each time I focus on a different person so I can pray for them in the spirit of the season. While my busy schedule prevents me from attending this event in 2019, you can be sure I will attend next year if I can make it financially. I just don’t know where the funds will come from unless someone dear to me volunteers to send round trip airfare and money for luxury hotels and incidentals. But who’s that interested in supporting my work with the heathens? I just wish someone loved me that much. I guess I will just go to my prayer room and cry for a couple hours. But don’t you worry about me.


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