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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 08:20 PM
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The men who wrote the Bible said it was God's word. That doesn't make it true any more than Dr. Suess saying that the Sneetches frolicked on the beaches makes it true.
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Where did Dr. Seuss ever say that the Sneetches were real?
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 08:33 PM
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Where did Dr. Seuss ever say that the Sneetches were real?
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Dr. Suess says the Sneetches played on the beaches. John says that Jesus is coming with a flaming sword in his mouth. Neither is provable as real.
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Re: Spank Hard Spank Often -
07-19-2010, 08:44 PM
Would it be too much to ask for the title of this thread be changed to:
Spank Hard, Spank Often
The way that it is written now makes me think that the OP is suggesting that hard spanks should be used more often than soft spanks. If that's the case, then the title would be more clearly written this way: Spank Hard-Spank Often. But, that sounds really weird.
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
08-01-2010, 01:45 AM
I have not been spanked for over 21 years. My life since not being held responsible for my actions was a disaster. Who can I trust to spank me out of caring for my soul and not sexual lust?
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
08-01-2010, 01:55 AM
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I have not been spanked for over 21 years. My life since not being held responsible for my actions was a disaster. Who can I trust to spank me out of caring for my soul and not sexual lust?
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I might be willing to spank your sin away for a nominal donation.
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
09-20-2010, 12:20 AM
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I might be willing to spank your sin away for a nominal donation.
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For Some reason I found this post amusing. maybe you can spank the homer thoughts out of me.
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
09-20-2010, 12:26 AM
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For Some reason I found this post amusing. maybe you can spank the homer thoughts out of me.
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Oh there are several here I am sure would be only to happy to give it a go.
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
09-20-2010, 12:35 AM
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Oh there are several here I am sure would be only to happy to give it a go.
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Especially the way I've been acting lol! I am going to admit, I have been a bad boy! How many would be willing xD
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
09-20-2010, 12:38 AM
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For Some reason I found this post amusing. maybe you can spank the homer thoughts out of me.
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Listen Niko, this is not some Homer S&M site.
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
09-20-2010, 12:43 AM
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Especially the way I've been acting lol! I am going to admit, I have been a bad boy! How many would be willing xD
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Well I get the impression that Pastor Zekie, does like to "punish" naughty boys.
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
09-20-2010, 12:46 AM
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Well I get the impression that Pastor Zekie, does like to "punish" naughty boys.
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Quit projecting your fantasies on everyone else.
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09-20-2010, 01:01 AM
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Quit projecting your fantasies on everyone else.
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Oh I have no fantasies about Zekie Boy or anyone else in this place. I am not one of the ones here that projects their, what you would call deviant, thoughts onto others.
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
09-20-2010, 01:05 AM
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Especially the way I've been acting lol! I am going to admit, I have been a bad boy! How many would be willing xD
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I would consider beating you with one of these oars.
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
09-20-2010, 04:52 AM
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I would consider beating you with one of these oars.
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Ow that would be painful. Lol what about a belt. Paddling is painful
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
09-20-2010, 05:08 AM
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Ow that would be painful. Lol what about a belt. Paddling is painful
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That's the point.
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
09-20-2010, 05:41 AM
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That's the point.
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LOL.
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
10-08-2010, 10:00 PM
I have a hard time understanding why would some of you consider other objects to spank or beat your child with, than the one God prescribed in so many verses of the Bible: the rod.
Keep in mind, you still have a lot of variety at hand, tree branches, switches come in great variety, our all-knowing God took care of that: willow, hickory, birch, hazel and many others.
Spare the ROD spoil the child. Not the paddle, not the ruler, no nothing else!
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
10-09-2010, 12:02 AM
I use what is handy. A hickory axe handle, a switch, a leather belt with a heavy buckle, the butt of a .45 or even a nice copper grounding rod.
God does not require us to use a particular instrument. He does want us to groom and discipline out children.
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
10-09-2010, 09:39 PM
I hope you don´t mind me writing in this thread since the last posting is a while ago.
A few months ago I was telling our german community howI tried to spank my son (only 43 years old) with a chair in the face. He and my daughter in law invited me to dinner. In the resturant I was reading the bible to the people. We were kicked out of the building. I don`t know why.
My son drove me home and in the house he was talking about "putting me away". I raised a chair and tried to spank his face with it. Just a little bit.
I took it away from me and threatened me to stop paying the rent of my house and my female servant. I think I haven`t spanked him enough as he was still a little child.
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Re: Spank Hard, Spank Often -
09-02-2018, 01:44 AM
This is an excellent motto, one I abide by and even had stenciled on the back of my dress.
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