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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Now, who on Earth, in his or her right mind, would expose their children to this ungodliness?
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Well, Sister, in the spirit of True Christian™ scientific inquiry, I showed the photo of that demented abomination to all of my children aged 5 and under to gauge their reaction. I was quite confident that they are sufficiently robust to take it.
Hannah (12) was also present, in case any child should vomit. Here are the results:
Eliphelet (5) simply rolled his eyes, muttered something about not having time for this, and went off to spear-fish in the estuary. Simon and Andrew (4) said that Deuteronomy 22:5 is a very fine verse, but doesn't come anywhere close to covering
THAT. They then went to their room to scour the KJV(1611) for something that might. Thomas (just 3, bless him) appeared momentarily distressed - I think it was the horns - until he realized that Benjamin (2 next month) was unafraid. Baby Zeb (7 months) showed no interest whatsoever, being distracted by a young piglet which had somehow got into the garden.
I think this indicates that such people pose no serious danger to properly raised children. The only person who actually vomited was Hannah, who is sensitive to vulgarity and tattoos. But she had the presence of mind to do so out of the window, and the piglet cleared it up in no time.