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Default John Wayne Recited Poetry - 06-09-2011, 12:37 AM
The Sky
by John Wayne

The sky is blue
The grass is green
Get off your butts
And join the Marines

I need a Pastor's ruling on this one. Was John Wayne, a True American Icon, a poet for Jesus and all that is American? Should I curse those who say he is a pansy for reciting poetry, or just let them die in their sins?

I already know the answer but a Pastor's declaration is needed here on this Forum.

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Default Re: John Wayne Recited Poetry - 06-09-2011, 03:59 AM
I'm pretty sure he was a fag. His real name was "Marion." Plus he was a damned papist, so...There you go.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: John Wayne Recited Poetry - 06-09-2011, 04:58 PM
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I'm pretty sure he was a fag. His real name was "Marion." Plus he was a damned papist, so...There you go.
Thank you Pastor Ezekiel.
Since I am a lowly Reverend Doctor, your declarations carry more weight than mine.

Let this be a lesson for all you new comers to the Forum. A Pastor's word carries power. Always obey God's Word or you will burn like gasoline soaked rags double dipped in aluminum salts of napthenic and palmitic acids.

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Default Re: John Wayne Recited Poetry - 06-09-2011, 06:29 PM
has anybody seen the remake of The Duke's western, True Grits? I was thinking about renting it from the library this weekend.

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