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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 07-13-2011, 10:13 AM

These are some great cars!
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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 07-27-2011, 02:05 AM

I have been thinking about getting myself a second car. Something nice and special just for me. I thought about some small pickup like Chevrolet Avalanche here.



I'm not sure still. Is it too flashy and bold for humble man like me? Should I go for something more sensible for common man like this Ford Excursion instead?

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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 07-29-2011, 07:46 PM

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I'm not sure still. Is it too flashy and bold for humble man like me? Should I go for something more sensible for common man like this Ford Excursion instead?
Call me hippie tree hugging liebral, but I think you should think about environment and buy economic two-seater for own transportation purposes. Good one would be like ZR1



Then you should have the Chevrolet as second car if you have family.

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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 07-30-2011, 10:35 AM

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I thought about getting an electric car, though: some of them looked cool

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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 09-25-2012, 04:15 AM

Found it! This is the next car I will own.
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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 10-08-2012, 08:46 PM

I have spoken to (future) President-elect Romney at several private fundraisers, and he has promised to mandate that GM return to building the Hummer. To remain true to his promise to make America energy independent, he will require that GM produce a model that runs on coal.

See, it's this type of creative, entrepreneurial, outside-the-box thinking that is the hallmark of Republican leadership, and will shortly return America to its glorious prime-- like under George W. Bush.
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I have spoken to (future) President-elect Romney at several private fundraisers, and he has promised to mandate that GM return to building the Hummer. To remain true to his promise to make America energy independent, he will require that GM produce a model that runs on coal.
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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 11-18-2012, 12:00 PM


Lada is the best vehicle for the Americans.
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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 11-19-2012, 01:25 PM

Here is one for Pastor Ezekiel:

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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 11-20-2012, 11:37 AM

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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 12-05-2012, 05:16 PM

I own a 2006 Ford Mustang GT It's Automatic, with a 3995 Engine Size. My GT uses an aluminum block 4.6 L SOHC 3-Valve Modular V8 with variable camshaft timing (VCT) that produces 300 hp (224 kW; 304 PS). It also has a Full black leather interior, auto airconditioning,electric seats and comes with a complete car cover for storage if and when required.Thats what I call a good American car



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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 12-05-2012, 07:52 PM

You shouldn't be allowed to drive those in Ireland. Send it back.


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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 01-26-2013, 01:40 PM

A Firebird SE with a Knight Rider front end kit? John Smith, I hope you're aware that the SE model was only available with the LG4 V8, or worse yet, a 2.8 liter V6. You need a Firebird Formula or Trans Am with a high output motor.


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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 02-04-2013, 01:48 PM

Brothers and Sisters, given that my ministry schedule is at the level of high alert these days(emergency housecalls for deliverance from the oppressions of demons and all things lieberal), the Lord has moved upon me to purchase this fine automobile for His Glory.

Amen, the Lord solidified this witness by bringing this verse to my awareness, the Word© alludes to the fact that the Lord Blesses the production and use of High-PoweredHot Rods.

The Lord uses them Himself thus, it is Highly Appropriate and Highly Annointed® to possess and use such vehicles for His Glory.

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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 02-05-2013, 12:07 AM

I would love to own a Fury just like the one pictured here. I am sure it is the right choice for me, because there are a lot of Furys mentioned in the Bible. Even God had one and he didn't mind if you drank, when you were driving it. In fact sometimes, he even insisted on it. Isaiah 63:6



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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 02-05-2013, 12:28 AM

After watching this video, we're trading the old Ford in for a Dodge 3500, possibly Duely.



My only issue with the ad is that we all know that God did not create the farmer on the 8th day, he created the farmer after the fall. Cain and Abel to be specific.

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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 03-05-2013, 08:27 AM

As a former Chevy mechanic and then Chevrolet salesman I have to confess that I purchased a Hyundai. Really though, I support America more than one might know. Most Chevrolet parts are made over seas or down there in Mehoco. As you can see there are 20 inch rims, 750 watt stereo system to blast all unbelievers @ every intersection with bible thumping hymns. Praise Jesus! Mostly made here and put together here in America, I can at the same time support some of my relatives in Korea. Ten year warranty, ever wonder if other manufacturers were so confident in their product why they wouldn't offer the same? Speaking of imports, I'm certain everyone has catched onto the fad where all the youth install these giant muffler tailpipes onto their rice burners. The other day I saw a muffler driving down the road with a car in it. In all seriousness, here's my Hyundai. Support American workers and the plants they work at. Honda too, where I read that three out of five Hondas are assembled here in America!

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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 03-05-2013, 07:46 PM

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Default Re: Cars Americans Should Own - 03-06-2013, 07:26 AM

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