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04-25-2014, 05:02 PM
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Awwww! You actually included it! But seriously, this had better be a joke. In reality (but I'm sure you're going to deny it anyway) these animals aren't perverted. Its all you. Saying these animals are sinful. But wait, didn't God say that even thinking about sinning is a sin? Well, technically that makes you all sinners, doesn't it? They are just names. And again, the naked mole rat, its called that because it is naturally born without fur. Please get your facts straight.
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
04-27-2014, 02:24 AM
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Just looking at that made me feel sick. Can you imagine what must be involved in producing such a monstrosity given that the starting material looks like this?
I am certain that these compulsion people have are satanic. God did not make square poodles. Maniacs, on the other hand, can think of little else once they get going with the clippers. Having rejected God there is no reason for them not to, I suppose. But what on earth could inspire this?
You know, I try to look on the bright side, difficult though that is in these last days but when I come across stuff like this I really do despair for humanity.
No wonder Jesus will be killing so many when He returns as promised in Revelation.6.–.9 and yet even in the face of such righteous destruction will they give up their fornicating? The Bible says: " No" (Revelation.9:21)
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
04-27-2014, 07:19 AM
I can tell you Sister Mitza, just what it is that turns a dog into that - homers.
As an explanation, I suggest you attend a dog show. Take all precautions with you. 95% of the male dog owners at dog shows are raging queers. They love nothing better (other than anal sex) than grooming their dogs. Clipping and teasing hair and who knows what else. All the pretty breeds that need lots of work to get them ready for dog shows are owned by homers. The dogs that don't need to be clipped and preened tend not to be owned by homers.
Poodles in particular are probably the worst. They're not only clipped and shaved, but these homers then 'tease' the hair that is left and pour many cans of hairspray into the hair, to get it to stand 'just right'.
I once spotted a female poodle being paraded by a homer. It had a tampon string hanging out of its naughty bits! It was obviously 'in season' - what happens every 6 months when a female dog wants to bear young male puppies for Christ. But rather than let it bleed over its primped white coat, he shoved a tampon up the poor girl. The indignity for that dog - not only shaved within an inch of her life, but with a tampon in her!
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
04-27-2014, 08:22 AM
Secularists propagandise ruthlessly. "Humans," they prate (by which they mean some genus of animal) "are even worse." Atheistic nations such as The Vatican or Tadzhikistan sink low here.
That is the difference between True Christianity™ and religion. The historical reality we know is diametrically opposed to superstitious belief systems such as Roman Catholicism or Islam. Satan's tools introduce de facto godlessness at every opportunity. "Sure," he says "let them think they're worshipping Allah or Mary, who cares as long as they buy pet ‘humans’" and whether they shave them into rectangles or not, by my standard this is sin. Because I know what God's standard is. Where in The Bible does God command taking captive boys as pets?
Nowhere, Mrs Seven. Yet those Tajik dancings are pets by any definition I could manufacture. But I have no need to manufacture definitions because I have the Word© of the Living God. As humans we are always in season. The anus symbolises death and elimination. Did you notice the reference to unspeakable practices by the religious maniac in that clip? Google reveals many more. We would be locked in boxes but Jesus has set us free.
And that is the difference between "religion" and The Truth® where from Love our position is proscribed. God, paramount, directing husbands who in turn offer instruction what to do and when and how. Otherwise we might as well parade ourselves on the street corner in fluoro lycra blasted of toadstools how not unlike the brothers of those Godless wretches offering the whole family for sale as pets. Clipped or otherwise.
I am glad we have God's Inerrant Word to light what would otherwise be a dark journey leading to HELL FOREVER.
PSALM 119
103 How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
104 Through thy precepts I get understanding: therefore I hate every false way.
105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.
106 I have sworn, and I will perform it, that I will keep thy righteous judgments.
107 I am afflicted very much: quicken me, O LORD, according unto thy word.
108 Accept, I beseech thee, the freewill offerings of my mouth, O LORD, and teach me thy judgments.
109 My soul is continually in my hand: yet do I not forget thy law.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-14-2014, 09:25 PM
This sinister plot of Evilutionists to pervert God created animals goes even deeper than I ever could have imagined
These monkey-worshipers will stop at nothing, while pushing their disgusting sexual agenda at children.
Apparently Darwin did not only come up with perverted names, but he also taught some of there un-Christianized creatures to flaunt their perverted ways in your face, as Darwin made them dance to blood-hotting and over-sexual music in very suggestive ways
WARNING: Clip contains woodcock thrusting vigorously up and down. Not for the faint of heart!
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-15-2014, 01:23 PM
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-15-2014, 11:42 PM
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Lions are mentioned in the Bible.
Cats aren't.
Therefore, cats aren't lions.
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What about llamas?
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-16-2014, 02:10 AM
Even sodomites are convincing animals to be queer.
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05-16-2014, 02:14 AM
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Even sodomites are convincing animals to be queer.
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Indeed. Why, in England, not only are they forcing men to marry men, they're forcing the sodomite lifestyle on innocent animals!
Gay penguins forced to raise orphaned chick
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-16-2014, 02:20 AM
Only God knows what's taking place here.... these sodomite mallards will teach younger ducks homosexuality is ok and acceptable.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-16-2014, 08:24 AM
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What about llamas?
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That does it - I'm now convinced that all llamas are gay.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-16-2014, 09:50 AM
The platypus is a semi-marine mammal that lays eggs and lives in Austria, its clearly an abomination to God. I'm not exactly sure what they do or what they use that beak for, but I'm sure it has to be something perverted.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-16-2014, 10:28 AM
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The platypus is a semi-marine mammal that lays eggs and lives in Austria, its clearly an abomination to God. I'm not exactly sure what they do or what they use that beak for, but I'm sure it has to be something perverted.
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The beak thing detects electrical fields such as of moistureproof battery powered devices to which these creatures are attracted. Males are venomous (the venom being akin to snake venom) so we're not talking ideal pet material here.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-16-2014, 11:40 AM
What is particularly evil about this animal is that the first Europeans to see it took one back to England, where they thought it was a hoax, having a beaver tail, a duck's bill and webbed feet. It lays eggs (like a snake) but suckles its young. Evilutionists of course seize on it as proof of their satanic theories, thinking that it's half way between birds and mammals:
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The platypus' genes are a possible evolutionary link between the mammalian XY and bird/reptile ZW sex-determination systems because one of the platypus' five X chromosomes contains the DRMT1 gene, which birds possess on their Z chromosome. It lays one to three (usually two) small, leathery eggs (similar to those of reptiles), about 11 mm (0.43 in) in diameter and slightly rounder than bird eggs. ..... Although possessing mammary glands, the platypus lacks teats. Instead, milk is released through pores in the skin. The milk pools in grooves on her abdomen, allowing the young to lap it up.
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Of course it's no such thing, just an abomination that God created as a failed experiment. No doubt they snuck on board the ark without Noah noticing.
Sister Mitza, maybe they should use it to find that missing slant aircraft.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-16-2014, 06:38 PM
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I think I may have found the island where this hopefully soon to be exterminated species lives:
Seems to be not too far fom Austria. Perhaps our missionaries over there could make a hunting trip to take care of this abomination?
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-16-2014, 09:10 PM
A few more to stay away from:
I make a point of NEVER going anywhere near a beaver.
The titmouse. Not only is the name disgusting, but evolutionists are so stupid they CAN'T TELL THAT IT IS A BIRD, NOT A MOUSE!
Here's one that sounds bad, but actually isn't. After all, when Jesus entered Jerusalem, he rode two asses. If asses were good enough for Jesus, they're good enough for me.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-16-2014, 09:51 PM
Is it a spider or a scorpion? Who knows?
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-16-2014, 11:57 PM
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Is it a spider or a scorpion? Who knows?
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Does look different, but is a spider nonetheless.
And spiders, like so many of the various poisonous plants and animals God put on this earth, have a purpose in extracting revenge from the fallen Adamic race. Behold the glories of the different lethal spiders God gave to us...deadly, but divinely so...
With all of the different types of sinners that Jesus hates (Rev 21:7-8), Christians should be thankful for God's system of checks and balances to help weed them out for us.
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-17-2014, 12:34 AM
Speaking of spiders, Isaiah mentioned another animal that the so-called biologists have sexualized--the cockatrice.
They hatch cockatrice' eggs, and weave the spider's web: he that eateth of their eggs dieth, and that which is crushed breaketh out into a viper. Isaiah 59:5
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Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. -
05-17-2014, 04:39 AM
Yeah haters. i'm a christian evolutionist, and seriously its you the pervert the finds these names offensive, and plus biologist aren't all gay. If any actual christians find this website this is just satans little chocolate cake and guess what the cake is a lie.
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