Hallelujah! I've spent the last month away from this forum in steadfast prayer, and lo and behold, the
Lord delivered! Confirmed homosexual Pete Bootygay has dropped out of the running for the Democratic nomination. America is no longer under threat of being gripped in the limp wrist and iron fist of its first (openly - looking at you Obama) gay president. Truly, Pete Buttjizz is no more. Of course there are still many enemies of Jesus left in the running, and still Donald needs our prayers. However, the political collapse of Pete Buttcheek is far more satisfying than that of an Andrew Yang or a Tom Steyer because this man turned the great Republican state of Iowa queer.
I pray that Pete Boodajij will reflect on Christ's role in his downfall and that this will inspire him to walk in the light. After all, he's a veteran with wealthy parents and lots of bland rhetoric about patriotism. Just quit being a fag and "divorce" your "husband" and come over to the GOP where you belong, Pete (Luke 15:7). Donald will still have plenty of job openings in 2021!