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Nude Hannah Montana Pics! DISGUSTING! DO NOT LOOK! -
02-12-2009, 11:52 PM
I thought we could have some fun with this! I'll bake two dozen Snickerdoodles for the person who posts the most disgusting Sexually Transmitted Disease picture. I figure if even one person refuses to have sex, we have done the Lord's work! HOPEFUL MOTHER GLENDORA
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Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest! -
02-12-2009, 11:56 PM
I might have to turn off the images in my user options for the next week. That would be prudent in any case. Have you signed up for the pancake breakfast, yet?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest! -
02-13-2009, 12:12 AM
Here's what happens when you fornicate outside of marriage!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest! -
02-13-2009, 01:10 AM
Donovanosis - aka Granuloma Inguinale. Common amongst Indians (dot head flavour not the casino variety), some pacific islanders and aborigines who live in central Australia.
Oy vey!
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1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.
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Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest! -
02-13-2009, 01:33 AM
GLENDORA! YOU KNOW BETTER!
PUT A WARNING UP FOR THIS THREAD!
I heaved my carrot cake!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest! -
02-13-2009, 02:33 AM
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Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest! -
02-13-2009, 02:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
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I know. I am applying to the Board for special permission to issue an Infraction to Mother Glendora.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest! -
02-13-2009, 03:24 AM
The wages of sin are open, running painful sores.
Then Jesus kills you and you spend eternity in a lake of boiling sulfur, which makes your open sores hurt a lot more.
Is fornication worth it kids? A moment of satanic bliss is quite expensive.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar Biblical Black Belt Jr. Pastor
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Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest! -
02-13-2009, 06:05 AM
OH MY! Pictures of private parts on God's favorite forum?!
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Re: Nude Hannah Montana Pics! DISGUSTING! DO NOT LOOK! -
02-13-2009, 06:09 AM
NOT THAT KIND OF WARNING, GLENDORA!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Disgusting STD Photo Contest! -
02-13-2009, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
Here's what happens when you fornicate outside of marriage!
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Holy Crap, that a head of cauliflower on the end of his noodle?? I should never have looked -
Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Re: Nude Hannah Montana Pics! DISGUSTING! DO NOT LOOK! -
02-13-2009, 09:00 PM
Those snickerdoodles are mine!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Nude Hannah Montana Pics! DISGUSTING! DO NOT LOOK! -
02-14-2009, 01:12 AM
This poor gentleman was peacefully protesting a "gay" "marriage" "ceremony", and when he leaned in to the "groom's" face, merely so the sinner might hear the Word of the Lord better, some AIDS infected spittle flew onto his eye and forehead.
This picture was taken just 2 minutes later.
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