[Okugbe Edekie]

Dear Servants in His Countenance,

Out of much curiosities, please be telling me how the congregation's opines on this subject of controversy in USA history. Did the legacy of Godly leader Ronald Regan suffer from taint?

Yours in His service,
Okugbe Edekie

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Okugbe Edekie

Dear Servants in His Countenance,

Out of much curiosities, please be telling me how the congregation's opines on this subject of controversy in USA history. Did the legacy of Godly leader Ronald Regan suffer from taint?

Yours in His service,
Okugbe Edekie

Have some shiny infraction points for questioning the sanctity of Ronald Regan.

[Okugbe Edekie]

Dear Bobby-Joe,

Bless to you for issuance of credits, be rest assured all will be distributed to God's work within our ministry. If possible, please be sending them via Western Union due to strict financial transferrence laws in my country.

Kimchee Kamala,
Okugbe Edekie

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Don't you have an impala to stalk? Mormon missionaries to cook? Why are you here, boy?

[Buford T Scoggins]

Ronald Reagan is the father of our country, and it should be treason (punishable by death) to criticize Him. It's only because of Reagan's modesty (and the liberal media) that we don't yet have a Ronald Reagan Memorial Hall in Washington, DC, or His photo on the US$100 bill. However, there are plans afoot to build a statue of Him in front of the Capitol building - see prototype below:



As you know, Ronald Reagan, the ever brilliant military commander, personally led an invasion force to rescue the hostages that Jimmy Carter abandoned in Iran. And soon afterwards, Commander-in-Chief Reagaon fought a successful war against the communist super-power Nicaragua, utterly defeating them. Pictured below is a proposed monument to celebrate these brilliant victories:



There is growing evidence that God personally visited the mother of Great Leader Ronnie at the moment of His birth in Hollywood, California. One elderly woman who lived in Hollywood at the time recalls:

At the moment that He was born, there was a sudden flash of light in the sky and a rainbow appeared. Birds...white doves...magically appeared and started singing. The most beautiful clouds I've ever seen miraculously formed in what was moments before a cloudless sky. I knew that these were not simply clouds, but a physical form of The Lord himself. I fell to my knees in awe. Church bells all over town started ringing all by themselves. Not even the birth of Jesus was accompanied by such a spectacular display of Godly power.

Unfortunately, the 98-year-old elderly woman resides in the Pasadena Home for the Mentally Disturbed and cannot be interviewed. The good news is that there are private organizations quietly raising funds to build a monument in Hollywood on the sacred ground where Reagan was born (too bad about the hospital they'll have to tear down). Here is an artist's conception:



Right-thinking Americans all know that Reagan was a divinely blessed special president who can never be equaled, even though George W Bush came close.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

. . . Mormon missionaries to cook? . . .

I wonder if there are some recipes Okugbe Edekie could share with us ?

[Okugbe Edekie]

Dear Metatron13,

Mormon missionary is not ideal for tasting. Magic underwear is too stringy in texture, and bicycle parts get stuck in teeth in addition.

Yours in his blood from open wounds,
Okugbe Edekie

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

I had the impression Mormon might be pretty tasty with a nice mug of coffee and a good Cuban cigar . . .