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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: Underoos -
10-11-2007, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Baphomet
You guys are freakin me out with all this shrinkage stuff. I haven't worn briefs in ages because of that rumour (or fact)!
And I know this is a little off topic, but I imagine it goes along with soiling underoos... but are you guys having the Hell House this year? When is it? I seriously want to come. All the secular haunted houses aren't even scary!
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Friend,
You do know what The Bible says about homers and Freehold County has been under Biblical law since 1852?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Disgusting Unsaved Queer! Has hardened his heart against God. Refuses to give up his faggotry.
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Re: Underoos -
10-11-2007, 11:00 PM
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Friend,
You do know what The Bible says about homers and Freehold County has been under Biblical law since 1852?
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I'm a heterosexual. Since I was born. Until I die. And I thougth you let sinners come so you could scare them into joining your church and following Jesus.
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Location: I am glad I live in California where people are free to be themselves.
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Re: Underoos -
10-12-2007, 01:36 AM
i have a set of batman underoos
this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it
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Re: Underoos -
10-12-2007, 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by John Smith
i have a set of batman underoos
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SMITH! Are you trying to make me insane, Smith? Because it WILL NOT WORK, LAMER! Pastors are GOD's Drill Instructors, Smith! We pass the word down the line and YOU HAD BETTER BE LISTENING TO EVERY WORD OF IT! Because let me tell you, Smith, the word is NOT BATMAN UNDEROOS! When's the last time someone smacked you upside the head, Smith?
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Thank you Pastor Pistle!
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Location: bible belt land
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Re: Underoos -
10-12-2007, 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted by John Smith
i have a set of batman underoos
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I knew I was right about you!!!! You are a Mormon. You people even do some fun dance in your underwear. [sic]
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
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Re: Underoos -
10-12-2007, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
I visitied my daughter yesterday evening and performed my routine sin inspection, rummaging through closets and rifling through drawers. I came across a pair of Supergirl Underoos in my granddaughter's underthings drawer. Naturally I beat my daughter and granddaughter for this outrage and confiscated the vile underclothes.
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I have it on good authority that the Underoos Club is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Comintern.
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I would have thought people like yourselves would like underoos? They do, after all, cover more than your average set of underwear.
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No, they cover more than your average set of underwear. You haven't seen my average set of underwear.
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There's something very wrong about the phrase "lycra spandex leg openings." Very very wrong. It brings to mind that notorious scene from the evil secular pornography film Crash, (the David Cronenberg one, not the one with all the darkies in), where the Canadian pervert slides his tallywhacker into the "leg opening" of the cripple who has a gash torn open in his leg. Like that, but with more lycra and spandex. Is this really the sort of behaviour we want to be encouraging in our children?
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Originally Posted by Baphomet
And I know this is a little off topic, but I imagine it goes along with soiling underoos... but are you guys having the Hell House this year? When is it? I seriously want to come. All the secular haunted houses aren't even scary!
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Nonsense. What about the Clinton household, or the Vatican? Those are both very secular, and very scary.
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Originally Posted by Baphomet
And I thougth you let sinners come so you could scare them into joining your church and following Jesus.
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Yes, I can see how the massive "UNSAVED UNWELCOME" banner at the top of every page might give that impression.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Anvil of the Antipodes
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Location: policing mockery of the free internets
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Re: Underoos -
10-12-2007, 06:45 PM
Women look away now!
This is unbelievable filth.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Underoos -
10-12-2007, 09:07 PM
Brother Guy, this is the worst Filth I've come across since learning that an AWARD was actually given to ALGOR!!!
Is it almost Christmas yet? I just can't take much more of this. Pastor, won't you please, PLEASE just make it GO AWAY!!!
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Unsaved Trash, Queer, Rabid godmocker
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Re: Underoos -
06-29-2012, 12:44 AM
WOW!!! I think I’m going to be sick. You people need to ALL be shot in the head; the world would be a better place without you. May God smite you all!!!
"I visitied my daughter yesterday evening and performed my routine sin inspection, rummaging through closets and rifling through drawers. I came across a pair of Supergirl Underoos in my granddaughter's underthings drawer. Naturally I beat my daughter and granddaughter for this outrage and confiscated the vile underclothes." WTF is wrong with you???
When the day comes the last thing you will see is the whites of MY eyes!
piffle EVERYONE OF YOU!!! come try to beat me motherpiffleer.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Underoos -
06-29-2012, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by MarvinAndroid
WOW!!! I think I’m going to be sick. You people need to ALL be shot in the head; the world would be a better place without you. May God smite you all!!!
"I visitied my daughter yesterday evening and performed my routine sin inspection, rummaging through closets and rifling through drawers. I came across a pair of Supergirl Underoos in my granddaughter's underthings drawer. Naturally I beat my daughter and granddaughter for this outrage and confiscated the vile underclothes." WTF is wrong with you???
When the day comes the last thing you will see is the whites of MY eyes!
piffle EVERYONE OF YOU!!! come try to beat me motherpiffleer.
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Friend, you scoured the internet for information about 'Underoos' and then felt compelled to bring to life, a thread dead for over five years? What kind of a sick pervert are you?
God will smote you.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Christ's Love Messenger
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Re: Underoos -
06-29-2012, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by MarvinAndroid
come try to beat me motherpiffleer.
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Come and get us queer. You wouldn't get past the girls of Landover; um.. um... Marvin *snicker*.
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Unsaved Trash, Queer, Rabid godmocker
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Re: Underoos -
06-29-2012, 01:17 AM
James Hutchins: bring it on BITCH!! I'm going to piffle you hard!!!
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Underoos -
06-29-2012, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by MarvinAndroid
...piffle EVERYONE OF YOU!!! come try to beat me motherpiffleer.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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Originally Posted by MarvinAndroid
James Hutchins: bring it on BITCH!! I'm going to piffle you hard!!!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Underoos -
06-29-2012, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by MarvinAndroid
WOW!!! I think I’m going to be sick. You people need to ALL be shot in the head; the world would be a better place without you. May God smite you all!!!
"I visitied my daughter yesterday evening and performed my routine sin inspection, rummaging through closets and rifling through drawers. I came across a pair of Supergirl Underoos in my granddaughter's underthings drawer. Naturally I beat my daughter and granddaughter for this outrage and confiscated the vile underclothes." WTF is wrong with you???
When the day comes the last thing you will see is the whites of MY eyes!
piffle EVERYONE OF YOU!!! come try to beat me motherpiffleer.
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Dear Godmocking Maggot;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling narcotics to schoolchildren to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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