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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
09-30-2010, 09:45 PM
Oh my, this is truley horrifying. to think people actually partake in this horrendous activity. This needs to be stopped. Just think of the unimaginable evil this could release into the world.
It makes me sick.
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
09-30-2010, 09:56 PM
I have just discovered this website and all i can say is, are you kidding?
Is this website fake. If people are actually buying into this ridiculousness, then i guess the world has really gone downhill.
If you idiots actually believe that having sex with a pumpkin will
lead to human/pumpkin hybrids, then obviously GOD did not give you
the correct number of brain cells to differiantiate fantasy from reality.
I can't even begin to say how much i laughed at this. And if you people
are actually serious, then the hilarity of it just ups itself.
"humpkins?" really? im sorry but, this has to be fake.
unless the world is now full with christian dumbass's
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
09-30-2010, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by IDontBelieve
Is this website genuine.
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YES, homer! In fact, I give it 3 Snaps Up in a J-for-Jesus formation
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
10-01-2010, 05:05 AM
This new humpkin perversion is really getting popular. Why, even black people are humking the pumkins right in the front yard!!
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
10-01-2010, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Shela Tansper
This was discovered by the side of the road, and it looks someone has had their way with it and by it's reaction i would say by force.
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I guess this would be the Money Shot? Brings a new meaning to the word "PUNK-in" pie. And I WONDERED why the piece of pie I had at IHOP smelled faintly of bleach...
Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
10-01-2010, 08:24 PM
I used to relish warm pumpkin bread with pumpkin butter.
Now I'm concerned that they could be tainted with man yogurt. I long for a bygone era when you could trust that you were eating wholesome, jizz-free food.
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10-01-2010, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
I long for a bygone era when you could trust that you were eating wholesome, jizz-free food.
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But what about those "Fizzies" Brother? I always wondered about them
Not to mention...."Alka Seltzer"
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
10-03-2010, 05:58 AM
Brother Hatchet, the depravity seems to be much worse than you thought! Even dogs are getting into the humpkin action and it is creating animal/pumpkin hybrids! They look like vicious, blood thirsty demons!
Surely this means we are in The End of Days. These cross breads must be the beasts the Revelations speaks of.
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
09-20-2012, 11:37 PM
Make certain that you and your family steer clear of pumpkin carving this autumn. Pumpkin carving is messy, slippery, erotic, and easily leads to pumpkin @!%#ing.
A child lustfully probes a pumpkin hole.
If that sight doesn't make you sick, then you are a disgusting pervert who is probably @!%#ing a pumpkin this very minute.
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
09-21-2012, 12:17 AM
OMG....I was emailed this photo by the friend of a friend, whose son's classmate took this picture in the woods, where they'd heard the PUMPKIN PEOPLE were being born ! ! !
I didn't want to believe in this new threat/trend...but it's all true ! ! !
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
09-21-2012, 04:30 PM
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OMG
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You obviously intended to write OMH. I've noticed people writing "OMG" for years now, and it's clearly a reference to me, marred by a typo. It's a declaration, if you will, on par with "Oh, God," as I myself am nearly on par with God. The typo is understandable--the "G" and the "H" are side-by-side on the keyboard. Great. Now I'm going to have that despicable song "Ebony and Ivory" in my head for the duration of the day.
Negroes and whites living together in perfect harmony! The very idea!
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
09-21-2012, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
OMG....I was emailed this photo by the friend of a friend, whose son's classmate took this picture in the woods, where they'd heard the PUMPKIN PEOPLE were being born ! ! !
I didn't want to believe in this new threat/trend...but it's all true ! ! !
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Wow. So that's the result of a Pumpkin @!%#er.
Ew.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
09-21-2012, 10:07 PM
I think I killed one!
There was a cooing sound coming from the backyard of my neighbor, Old Mother Kringle, and I looked out the window and she was playing with something by the shrubs. When she ran inside to answer the phone, I scooted over there and found this ! ! !
I got in a bunch of good kicks around the eyes and into the ears with my high heels, but it make such loud shrieking sounds I had to run away.
There's a squad car outside her house now. I wonder if I should go tell them to drive a stake through its heart to make sure its dead?
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
09-22-2012, 04:37 AM
Is it just me, or do pumpkin patches make anyone else feel... unsafe?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
09-28-2012, 10:47 PM
if you people honestly believe that humping a pumpkin is to make some kind of hybrid you truly are stupid.
as far as your sandwich goes it's still perfectly safe to eat. They wouldn't use pumpkins that are that messed up.
Stop coming up with such bull.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
09-28-2012, 10:56 PM
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again thanks to the guy that changed my name to boob
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Are you sure your gay boyfriend roommate reads this forum?
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
10-02-2012, 11:06 PM
Whoa! Where do these people get the idea that it's okay to do this sort of Godless activity?!?!
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
10-02-2012, 11:20 PM
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Whoa! Where do these people get the idea that it's okay to do this sort of Godless activity?!?!
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Watching My Little Porny: Friendship is Magic, most likely.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
10-05-2012, 05:18 AM
So, you do know that humans can only impregnate other humans right? Are we clear that there is no such thing as half human, half pumpkin people?
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Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing -
10-05-2012, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Craig Christ
So, you do know that humans can only impregnate other humans right?
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Right. Then how do you explain goat-human hybrids?
Isaiah 13:21 "But wild beasts of the desert shall lie there; and their houses shall be full of doleful creatures; and owls shall dwell there, and satyrs shall dance there."
Satyrs are lustful, despicable monsters who, much like Negroes, are good at only two things--dancing and raping. And God did not create them. The Greeks did. FACT: The Greeks fornicated with goats, thereby creating satyrs. Here is photographic evidence of a satyr:
I believe you just got what the youngsters call "pwned."
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