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Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
06-25-2010, 06:49 PM
All loving parents know that you have to hit a child with a rod to properly raise it.
God is very clear about that:
- Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
- Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Less clear is the perfect age to start doing this. Fortunately True Christian™ science has now finally solved that mystery.
Using advanced ultrasound scans of a foetus, True Christian™ researchers have found that connections in the foetal brain are not fully formed before 24 weeks. In practical terms this means the best time to start hitting the child with a rod is about 16 weeks before it is born. Usually this is also a period in which your wife starts neglecting her duties so you can hit two birds with one stone by hitting hard with a rod on the belly of the pregnant woman. Make sure to be forceful enough, otherwise the child will not notice!
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
06-26-2010, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
All loving parents know that you have to hit a child with a rod to properly raise it. God is very clear about that:
Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Less clear is the perfect age to start doing this. Fortunately True Christian™ science has now finally solved that mystery.
Using advanced ultrasound scans of a foetus, True Christian™ researchers have found that connections in the foetal brain are not fully formed before 24 weeks. In practical terms this means the best time to start hitting the child with a rod is about 16 weeks before it is born. Usually this is also a period in which your wife starts neglecting her duties so you can hit two birds with one stone by hitting hard with a rod on the belly of the pregnant woman. Make sure to be forceful enough, otherwise the child will not notice!
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Now I understand why my children were rebelious in the past.....
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
07-18-2010, 09:30 PM
Children need to be nurtured, cared for, loved and protected.
Sociologists have proven that beating children can lead to several negative outcomes:
Rebellion
Suicide
Bullying
Violence
I'm sorry, but God does not want this. The bible was written by humans, and humans make errors.
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
07-18-2010, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by yourmother
Children need to be nurtured, cared for, loved and protected.
Sociologists have proven that beating children can lead to several negative outcomes:
Rebellion
Suicide
Bullying
Violence
I'm sorry, but God does not want this. The bible was written by humans, and humans make errors.
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Don't be so naive! This little brat wouldn't have done what he did if his parents had had the guts to lay into him with a rod now and then, I can tell you that!
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
07-18-2010, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by yourmother
Children need to be nurtured, cared for, loved and protected.
Sociologists have proven that beating children can lead to several negative outcomes:
Rebellion
Suicide
Bullying
Violence
I'm sorry, but God does not want this. The bible was written by humans, and humans make errors.
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Funny because the children that I know that are "beaten" are usually the most respectful and always eager to pitch a hand when needed.
It's the coddled little brats who wont lift a finger to help a group out and will mouth you off if you ask them to do their fair share.
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
07-18-2010, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by yourmother
Children need to be nurtured, cared for, loved and protected.
Sociologists have proven that beating children can lead to several negative outcomes:
Rebellion
Suicide
Bullying
Violence
I'm sorry, but God does not want this. The bible was written by humans, and humans make errors.
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The Bible was dictated by God Almighty, who doesn't make errors.
Your post was written by a witch, and they lie with every breath.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
06-26-2010, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
All loving parents know that you have to hit a child with a rod to properly raise it. God is very clear about that:
Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Less clear is the perfect age to start doing this. Fortunately True Christian™ science has now finally solved that mystery.
Using advanced ultrasound scans of a foetus, True Christian™ researchers have found that connections in the foetal brain are not fully formed before 24 weeks. In practical terms this means the best time to start hitting the child with a rod is about 16 weeks before it is born. Usually this is also a period in which your wife starts neglecting her duties so you can hit two birds with one stone by hitting hard with a rod on the belly of the pregnant woman. Make sure to be forceful enough, otherwise the child will not notice!
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Oh my gosh...
This HAS to be a joke. Please tell me you people don't really beat your wives and children. PLEASE. That's abusive and illegal. What's wrong with you? I'm literally crying at the moment because I'm terrified of you psychopaths.
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
06-26-2010, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Madison007
Oh my gosh...
This HAS to be a joke. Please tell me you people don't really beat your wives and children. PLEASE. That's abusive and illegal. What's wrong with you? I'm literally crying at the moment because I'm terrified of you psychopaths.
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Why would we joke about this? Raising your childeren is something serious.
I think the only thing we are trying to do is to prefend that our children are going to grow up as psychopaths. I don't really see the problem.
Is it illegal? There is no illegal for me, as no one stands above the law!
God is the law.
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
06-26-2010, 06:07 PM
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Please tell me you people don't really beat your wives and children. PLEASE. That's abusive and illegal. What's wrong with you? I'm literally crying at the moment because I'm terrified of you psychopaths.
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We have to beat our children! God demands this from us. If we don't hit our children they will burn in hell for all eternity!
Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
06-26-2010, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Madison007
Oh my gosh...
This HAS to be a joke. Please tell me you people don't really beat your wives and children. PLEASE. That's abusive and illegal. What's wrong with you? I'm literally crying at the moment because I'm terrified of you psychopaths.
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You are correct that abuse is illegal, however there is a huge difference between abuse and corrections.
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
06-26-2010, 09:41 PM
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You are correct that abuse is illegal, however there is a huge difference between abuse and corrections.
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Is it illegal? Yes it is.
Did god say it isn't allowed? No he didn't!
Nobody stands above the law!
And god is the law!
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
06-26-2010, 09:42 PM
I was spanked as a child and it didn't hurt me. I don't have any pre-natal memories of discipline, but I'm sure I deserved it.
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
06-26-2010, 10:22 PM
Discipline has only become an issue in the last 10 years or so, strangely enough morals have dropped ten fold as a result.....
This is the most sensible forum ever!
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
06-30-2010, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Madison007
Oh my gosh...
This HAS to be a joke. Please tell me you people don't really beat your wives and children. PLEASE. That's abusive and illegal. What's wrong with you? I'm literally crying at the moment because I'm terrified of you psychopaths.
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It's true
In Sweden we have a law that you can't hit your children cause it's abusive and illegal. Go beat up someone in your own size.
Beating women? ''You don't hit a girl'' it's simple as that!
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
06-30-2010, 12:13 PM
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Beating women? ''You don't hit a girl'' it's simple as that!
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A woman is not a girl, so your argument flaws!
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
06-30-2010, 02:52 PM
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Go beat up someone in your own size.
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That's illogical.
Once my children are my size, they'll have moved out and started their own families.
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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
06-30-2010, 08:20 PM
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In Sweden we have a law that you can't hit your children cause it's abusive and illegal.
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And look at what a godless hellhole Sweden is. Coincidence? I think not, you barely homonoid trash.
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
06-30-2010, 08:56 PM
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And look at what a godless hellhole Sweden is. Coincidence? I think not, you barely homonoid trash.
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
07-23-2010, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Madison007
Oh my gosh...
This HAS to be a joke. Please tell me you people don't really beat your wives and children. PLEASE. That's abusive and illegal. What's wrong with you? I'm literally crying at the moment because I'm terrified of you psychopaths.
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I totally agree with you Madison007. I hope that police will arrest them soon. Be afraid of these "Christians".
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Re: Start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth! -
07-23-2010, 07:41 PM
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I totally agree with you Madison007. I hope that police will arrest them soon. Be afraid of these "Christians".
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Since when was being a loving parent a crime? Since when was raising a child to give them the best possible chance of being granted Salvation© cause for arrest? I was beaten with a rod as a child but I turned out just fine.
The police wont arrest anyone because it's not wrong/against the law. It's like an atheist slapping a childs bottom, except it is better for discipline and not paedophilic.
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If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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