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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 02:15 PM

i'm sorry , it's because i went under treatment in one of those horrible hospitals in belgium .. they put me under an Functional Magnetic Ressonance Image ( FMRI) to scan my brain ...
now it's all scrambled , like those eggs . probably giving a lot of money to this site will help me ...
I see there are many beautifull blonde woman at your church , maybe I 'll join

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 02:18 PM

Never mind them, Lost Sheep McUinnean.

Lamentations 4, phrase 16: The anger of the LORD hath divided them; he will no more regard them: they respected not the persons of the priests, they favoured not the elders.

It is clear they do not see your way.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 02:20 PM

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@ Lost Sheep:
you do know he's talking about us being able to speak dutch/french/german ?
Why didn't he just say that?
But then again why would anyone admit to wanting to be able to do that anyway?


Psalms 78:36Neuerthelesse they did flatter him with their mouth: and they lyed vnto him with their TONGUES.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 02:21 PM

@ Johann

We have some of the best hospitals in the world!!!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 02:31 PM

Dear Landover Baptitst Church,

after receiving a mail from one of the Belgian forum members, I registered here. I think it is outragious that a country like the United states of America talks like this about our little country.


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Yves leterme


4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)


The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear? (Proverbs 18:14)





Allthough that is a very nice picture, I am not gay. Why did you think this? And still, if I would be. What is the problem with homosexuality?

Please, can someone explain why there is so much hate on our country? What did we ever did to you?

Greetings,
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 02:32 PM

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Why didn't he just say that?
But then again why would anyone admit to wanting to be able to do that anyway?
Probably because Belgarians think that speaking only one language is too stone age. Ow, wait, that's pretty much where you guys are stuck, right?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 02:33 PM

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Dear Landover Baptitst Church,

after receiving a mail from one of the Belgian forum members, I registered here. I think it is outragious that a country like the United states of America talks like this about our little country.



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Allthough that is a very nice picture, I am not gay. Why did you think this? And still, if I would be. What is the problem with homosexuality?

Please, can someone explain why there is so much hate on our country? What did we ever did to you?

Greetings,
Yves Leterme
Minister of Belgium.
If you're the king of Belgium, then my dog is the king of Portugal.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 02:35 PM

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Probably because Belgarians think that speaking only one language is too stone age. Ow, wait, that's pretty much where you guys are stuck, right?
Excuse me? I speak 8. 5 of them fluently.
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Default gieters ! - 12-21-2010, 02:36 PM

I'm the king of gieters !
I think belgium should free the people from my country who are enslaved by them . ( gieters is right next to Brussels , Spain )
I'd like to learn more about your religion pastor ...
i'm higly inspired by it
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 02:38 PM

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Excuse me? I speak 8. 5 of them fluently.
Be advised that American English, Canadian English and British English are considered only as one language.
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I'm the king of gieters !
I think belgium should free the people from my country who are enslaved by them . ( gieters is right next to Brussels , Spain )
I'd like to learn more about your religion pastor ...
i'm higly inspired by it
You're really very witty.


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13 liter grote zinken gieter met broes



Kamerplantengieter


Een gieter is een waterreservoir voorzien van een handvat, een vulopening en een tuit, bedoeld om de planten met water te begieten. De gieter bestaat ten minste al vanaf de zevende eeuw. Een gieter kan echter ook gebruikt worden om kunstmestkorrels tussen de planten aan te brengen, waardoor er minder kans op bladverbranding optreedt dan bij breedwerpig strooien.
Er bestaat zowel een kleine vorm voor binnenshuis, als een grotere die in de tuin wordt gebruikt. Gevuld met water kunnen de laatste bij vorst kapotvriezen.
De inhoud van de gieter kan variëren van 0,5 liter voor een kamerplantengieter tot 15 liter voor een tuingieter.
Net als bij een theepot moet het uiteinde van de tuit ten minste tot gelijke hoogte met de rand van het reservoir reiken. Anders zou in overeenstemming met de wet van de communicerende vaten een deel van de gieter spontaan leeglopen.
Op de tuit van de tuingieter kan een broes (vergelijkbaar met een douchekop) gezet worden om een fijnere straal en een betere verdeling te krijgen. De gieter komt voor in allerlei vormen, vaak variaties op ronde en ovale vormen. Tuingieters worden uit plastic of zink vervaardigd. Bij de kamerplantengieter wordt speciale aandacht besteed aan de vormgeving en afwerking. Deze gieters worden van plastic, metaal of zelfs glas gemaakt.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 02:40 PM

Well ,
as we are a small country ,
we can get our hands on personal contact data of ministers fairly easy.
(it's even on their website).

So , i e-mailed the link to this forum to him...
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Well ,
as we are a small country ,
we can get our hands on personal contact data of ministers fairly easy.
(it's even on their website).

So , i e-mailed the link to this forum to him...
You trilinguals are eager to get your hands on just about anything I'll bet.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 02:43 PM

Dear Ezekiel,

At first: A minister isn't the same as a king.
Secondly: I am the minister of Belgium, why don't you believe me? We, Belgians, are very close to each other. When someone tells me that there is a problem or a racist problem for this mather, I come to help.

You still didn't answer my previous question, why behave like this? Why are we such a bad country? Your facts are false..

Greetings,
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Dear Ezekiel,

At first: A minister isn't the same as a king.
Secondly: I am the minister of Belgium, why don't you believe me? We, Belgians, are very close to each other. When someone tells me that there is a problem or a racist problem for this mather, I come to help.

You still didn't answer my previous question, why behave like this? Why are we such a bad country? Your facts are false..

Greetings,
Yves
xoxo

As I said. You trilinguals...
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 02:44 PM

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Excuse me? I speak 8. 5 of them fluently.
Ow, I'm sorry, the Lord doesn't count hillbilly, gipsy, redneck, Californian, Spanglish, Chicano English, Pittsburghese or African American English as languages.

Praise the Lord! :-)
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Ow, I'm sorry, the Lord doesn't count hillbilly, gipsy, redneck, Californian, Spanglish, Chicano English, Pittsburghese or African American English as languages.

Praise the Lord! :-)

1) I am NOT American. Unfortunately.

2) I speak: English, ( and Lowland Scots dialect), Scottish Gaelic, Spanish (I am married to a Spaniard), Portuguese, and Catalan fluently.

My French and Italian are passable. My German is not so good but I can get by. They're generally very helpful people so, they make things easy.

I refuse to speak Phlegmish on the grounds that it aurally offensive and frightens the livestock.




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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 02:58 PM

God doesn't hate belgium, we're in pretty good financial position.

If Belgium would be so 'BAD', why is it full of people from other races who flee to Belgium to start a new better life..

Face it, Belgium is a pretty good country, we even have 3 diffrent languages in 1 country, and even though we are much much smaller than other countrys, Brussels is still the capital of Europe right?

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 03:02 PM

I'm not sure you're supposed to speak that many languages. I think God split us up for a reason.

Genesis 11:9 That is why it was called Babel —because there the LORD confused the language of the whole world. From there the LORD scattered them over the face of the whole earth
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM! - 12-21-2010, 03:05 PM

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I'm not sure you're supposed to speak that many languages. I think God split us up for a reason.

Genesis 11:9 That is why it was called Babel —because there the LORD confused the language of the whole world. From there the LORD scattered them over the face of the whole earth

Not at all. God has given me a gift of tongues. I have a mission here in Europe.

I'm currently learning Welsh and Swedish too. Just in case.


YIC, McUInnean of that Ilk.
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