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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
03-31-2015, 02:21 AM
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Pastor Ezekiel do you know any Pastors in Wisconsin that believe in Christian domestic discipline. May God Bless you
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Look here, woman. Do you not think it is rude to appear without the least introduction and ask for a list of Christians in an area where the population is primarily God hating atheists? We will not so easily put our Brothers in Christ in harms way. Who are you? Are you saved? Who is your Pastor? What is your congregation? Kindly make a complete introduction in the appropriate section.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
03-31-2015, 03:17 AM
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Pastor Ezekiel do you know any Pastors in Wisconsin that believe in Christian domestic discipline. May God Bless you
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Yes, of course I do. There are thousands of us.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
03-31-2015, 04:08 PM
Thank you Pastor Ezekiel. I have introduced myself, thank you for the link. I also sent you an email. I could use some private advice. Thank you again. May God bless
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
03-31-2015, 06:11 PM
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How can a good Christian woman get her husband to be a Christian, besides prayer
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
03-31-2015, 06:48 PM
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How can a good Christian woman get her husband to be a Christian, besides prayer
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The Holy Bible is full of wonderful things you can think and do in order to win over your husband to the glory of God. Proverbs 31:10–31 is a good starting list, in my opinion. Between rising before the sun to prepare meals for your house staff and buying farm land and planting vineyards, spinning wool and flax, figuring out how to wear tapestry without looking like Liberace, and making sure people who come into town know your husband, there isn't much time for sleep. The way I think about it, when you serve the LORD well in this life, you won't be complaining about the lack of sleep in the next life, lol! In my humble opinion, there is one person living on the planet today who knows what it takes to really be a True Christian™ wife more than any other on the planet:
Kirk Cameron!
He knows for example that we women are happier when we spend more time in the kitchen singing while serving others! And the busier you are, the more you should be serving others with joy! There's no excuse to not be busy, as you should be inviting the entire neighborhood to partake in joyous festivities with you and your family. Also, we'll feel better when we nurture and care for and serve our husbands above everyone else in the world, including our dependent, helpless children! Lastly, if you feel like your marriage is not working out, he suggests you watch his blockbuster movie, Fire[in-the-bedroom]starter.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
03-31-2015, 07:52 PM
I am sorry I meant no harm. I was surfingChristian sites and found this site. I was drawn to it through God. I then noticed Pastor Ezekiel, so I asked a simple question.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
03-31-2015, 08:28 PM
I keep seeing this verse and it keeps me believing I need to stand by my husbands side. I will continue to pray for him. 1 Corinthians 7:12-13 Paul writes, “If any brother has a wife who is not a believer and she is willing to live with him, he must not divorce her. And if a woman has a husband who is not a believer and he is willing to live with her, she must not divorce him” (1 Corinthians 7:12-13). There are many such marriages where a spouse is a believer and married to an unbeliever but this is not grounds for divorce. In fact, the believing spouse may lead such a life as to bring the unbelieving spouse to faith in Christ. First Corinthians chapter 7 is an excellent overview of marriage and sexual relationships for the single believer. Here Paul lays down the command “for all churches” to continue living and being married to the unbeliever. First Corinthians 7:17, 20 says, “Nevertheless, each person should live as a believer in whatever situation the Lord has assigned to them, just as God has called them. This is the rule I lay down in all the churches. Each person should remain in the situation they were in when God called them
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
03-31-2015, 08:34 PM
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I was surfing Christian sites and found this site. I was drawn to it through God. I then noticed Pastor Ezekiel, so I asked a simple question.
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It is actually surprisingly easy: all you have to do is surf the KJV 1611 Bible
The answers are all in there. Regarding your husband: while the recommendations given by others are excellent due to being based on the Bible, I have come into contact with atheists a lot myself and know a great deal about how they think.
Well, it is more indirect exposure to them. I work as a volunteer as a Christian center for rape victims and those victims tell me about their rapists who are, unsurprisingly, all followers of the Atheist religion. So forgive me Lord for being a little bit less optimistic, I know what atheists are capable of.
You should have heeded this one:
2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
03-31-2015, 08:40 PM
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I keep seeing this verse...
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I would like to let you know that I have formally disapproved of your message due to quoting from corrupted Bible versions. You may see a little red block where Christians see lots of green ones.
KJV does NOT speak of divorce, it says this:
12 But kto the rest speak I, unot the Lord: If any brother hath a wife that believeth not, and she be pleased to dwell with him, let him not put her away. 13 And the woman which hath an husband that believeth not, and if he be pleased to dwell with her, let her not leave him.
It is not clear to me which of you will win in the end. It might well be possible that your husbands convinces you that Jesus Christ is nothing more than an "imaginary friend".
Please, for the love of God, read this first:
http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
04-02-2015, 06:05 AM
Grandma,
Do not spare the rod. Use it with full force and the knowledge that God is your guide
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
04-02-2015, 03:08 PM
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I keep seeing this verse and it keeps me believing I need to stand by my husbands side. I will continue to pray for him. 1 Corinthians 7:12-13 Paul writes, “If any brother has a wife who is not a believer and she is willing to live with him, he must not divorce her. And if a woman has a husband who is not a believer and he is willing to live with her, she must not divorce him” (1 Corinthians 7:12-13). There are many such marriages where a spouse is a believer and married to an unbeliever but this is not grounds for divorce. In fact, the believing spouse may lead such a life as to bring the unbelieving spouse to faith in Christ. First Corinthians chapter 7 is an excellent overview of marriage and sexual relationships for the single believer. Here Paul lays down the command “for all churches” to continue living and being married to the unbeliever. First Corinthians 7:17, 20 says, “Nevertheless, each person should live as a believer in whatever situation the Lord has assigned to them, just as God has called them. This is the rule I lay down in all the churches. Each person should remain in the situation they were in when God called them
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Grandma, I'm glad you are trying to stay by your husband's side. However, I assure you that all the answers are in the KJV Bible and that any other questions (we are stupid girls after all) can be found if you search these forums. That way, we don't waste the men and TC's valuable and precious time, with our silly questions.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
04-03-2015, 04:22 PM
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Grandma, I'm glad you are trying to stay by your husband's side. However, I assure you that all the answers are in the KJV Bible and that any other questions (we are stupid girls after all) can be found if you search these forums. That way, we don't waste the men and TC's valuable and precious time, with our silly questions.
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Elizabeth,
One of these days we're going to have a longgggg talk.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
04-03-2015, 08:33 PM
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Elizabeth,
One of these days we're going to have a longgggg talk.
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Naomi, if only you came to California with your parents. However, I understand you are a busy woman.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
05-30-2015, 11:45 AM
I would like my wife to make these bloomers for quick and modest access to her nether regions. How do I get the directions? Thanks to all!
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
05-30-2015, 10:27 PM
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I would like my wife to make these bloomers for quick and modest access to her nether regions. How do I get the directions? Thanks to all!
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
06-06-2015, 06:04 PM
May I ask for clarification on one thing, please? I understand that it is wrong for a man to spill his seed into a woman's mouth, but is it ok for her to pleasure him that way so long as they complete the act at the other end?
After a spanking my HOH expects me to kneel and take his manhood in my mouth and pleasure him until he is ready. Then he orders me to rise and bend over, where he enters me from behind and completes the act. He says all of this is an important part of submission and knowing my place.
From what ive read on this site, nobody has directly said there's anything wrong with this but I just thought I'd ask...
Thanks in advance,
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
06-06-2015, 06:52 PM
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May I ask for clarification on one thing, please? I understand that it is wrong for a man to spill his seed into a woman's mouth, but is it ok for her to pleasure him that way so long as they complete the act at the other end?
After a spanking my HOH expects me to kneel and take his manhood in my mouth and pleasure him until he is ready. Then he orders me to rise and bend over, where he enters me from behind and completes the act. He says all of this is an important part of submission and knowing my place.
From what ive read on this site, nobody has directly said there's anything wrong with this but I just thought I'd ask...
Thanks in advance,
Carrie
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My good woman will you please remember that younger people come to this site to learn about Jesus and I do not expect that they will be interested in the kind of smut that you seem to be peddling.
Are you aware of how embarrassing it is to have to explain to my clean limbed, naive young nephews mother why he knows about oral sexualism?
Shame on you.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
06-06-2015, 07:40 PM
This creature is a divorced woman, Brother Dr. Niles, and so presumably knows no shame.
I have no idea who or what her "HOH" is. Can anyone enlighten me?
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
06-06-2015, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Carrieann
May I ask for clarification on one thing, please? I understand that it is wrong for a man to spill his seed into a woman's mouth, but is it ok for her to pleasure him that way so long as they complete the act at the other end?
After a spanking my HOH expects me to kneel and take his manhood in my mouth and pleasure him until he is ready. Then he orders me to rise and bend over, where he enters me from behind and completes the act. He says all of this is an important part of submission and knowing my place.
From what ive read on this site, nobody has directly said there's anything wrong with this but I just thought I'd ask...
Thanks in advance,
Carrie
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Ma'am, you are fundamentally correct, but at the same time you are clearly misguided. I would strongly urge you to click on the link at the bottom of my signature and contact me via email. I can offer my famous Pastoral counseling in complete privacy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Christian Domestic Discipline -
07-21-2015, 02:45 PM
Getting back to the original matter at hand, all of you who don't practice
CDD are really missing out. It very much helped our marriage.
Mrs Etherdela have you considered showing your husband the appropriate
bible versus and the CDD website?
Thank you
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