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Love Jesus Glory Glory Glory Glory Glory! - 01-28-2020, 07:50 AM

Praise Jesus! I have been asked to attend a Super Bowl party at Stonewall where I will give an invocation before the game. Famed queen Lady Bunny will be in attendance and who knows who else will be there. Souls will be scoring touchdowns for the Lord while that old serpent the devil will be getting drop kicked over the goal post thanks to the blood of our Savior. Feel free to drop by and say hello. I can’t wait to touch as many men as possible with love and compassion.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Glory Glory Glory Glory Glory! - 01-28-2020, 10:59 AM

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Praise Jesus! I have been asked to attend a Super Bowl party at Stonewall where I will give an invocation before the game. Famed queen Lady Bunny will be in attendance and who knows who else will be there. Souls will be scoring touchdowns for the Lord while that old serpent the devil will be getting drop kicked over the goal post thanks to the blood of our Savior. Feel free to drop by and say hello. I can’t wait to touch as many men as possible with love and compassion.
Oh, my! How this sounds so glorious, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry. I am so proud of you, carrying out your ministry so faithfully. The shall bless you mightily for your devotion and dedication -- of that I have no doubt!

Well, your party sounds most delightful, and very interesting, indeed. Agatha (my sister) and I will be in New York this coming weekend, as it turns out. Oh, we haven't been there in a few years, so we decided to spend a few days there doing some shopping and sight-seeing. I'm not sure if we will be near the location of your event, though, as we will be staying at the Pierre Hotel; is that anywhere close to where you will be? We do have an afternoon tea planned with other ladies at the hotel, but if we should have some spare time afterward, I suppose we could take a cab over to your lovely event. I don't believe I know of this Lady Bunny that you've mentioned. Is she from England? Anyway, if we do have sufficient time, we will be there, and I might even bring my tambourine for the glorious hymns that I'm sure will be part of your blessed outreach service.

May richly bless you for doing your best for , Dear,
Lovingly, Great-Granny Isabella


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Jesus Re: Glory Glory Glory Glory Glory! - 02-04-2020, 10:16 PM

Dearest Great Granny,

I hope you were able to stop by the party on Sunday. If you didn’t see me it was because I was in the back room ministering to hundreds of willing sinners the entire time. Did you meet Lady Bunny?


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Default Re: Glory Glory Glory Glory Glory! - 02-05-2020, 01:21 AM

Oh, goodness me, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry! Well, I am just now getting settled, after a very busy few days in your "village". Agatha and I arrived back last evening, after a thoroughly enjoyable time in New York. Gracious, it does do a person good to get away, does it not?

The only letdown was that I did not get to see you, let alone get to your club. You see, Dear, I had failed to look up your Stonewall place location before we left the hotel. I did, however, ask the bellhop about it, and he said there is a club known as the Stonewall Inn, but he advised that it would not be suitable for ladies of our age. So, we decided against venturing there; then, when Bobby quizzed around, he found that you must have meant another hotel, down on Stone Street.

Well, off we went, with the taxi driver saying he knew exactly where to go. But I must say, that driver must have been new to town because, for some reason or another, we went around the Chrysler Building at least three times, plus he insisted on stopping and showing us the Flatiron building. And did he really think that I care about where Chelsea Clinton lives? And, good grief, taxi fare is expensive in New York! My word! That trip, which seemed to go on forever, cost $171.00 plus tip.

Anyway, finally, we got to the Stone Street hotel, down near Battery Park, but the manager there said he knew of no Brother Larry evangelical crusade. I had no idea where else to look, which added only to the disappointment of not seeing you. But, all was not lost; Aggie and I strolled down to the park to see Lady Liberty in her glory off in the distance. There, we felt such pride and encouragement at what our -sent President Trump is doing for the glorious . After that, we took a taxi back to our hotel, freshened up, and then went across to the Palm Court for a light dinner.

But, enough about me, Dear. How did it all go with your crusade? Do tell, dear boy: were many souls won to the ? I have no doubt that there is joy in Heaven over your excellence in preaching and in the laying-on of hands during prayer. And how is Lady Bunny? I do so hope that we shall have the opportunity to meet at another time.

Blessings to you, dear Darling Great-Grandbaby Larry,


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