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Default Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???! - 01-30-2009, 05:39 AM

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Why does it matter so much, it's just a name.
If you really have to know, its one half of my favorite song, and half of a character from a game I play.
Yes, and I can see just how Christian you really are.


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Default Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???! - 01-30-2009, 05:41 AM

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Please post in this Godly forum as if you were writing a term paper. You will get respect if you show it. So far you've just been uppity.



Yes, that's right....because WE HAVE ASKED YOU REPEATEDLY AND YOU REFUSE TO ANSWER!
Uppity? I'm uppity by saying an Xbox isn't satanic?
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Default Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???! - 01-30-2009, 05:44 AM

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Yes, and I can see just how Christian you really are.


I think Shirley is a better fit for you.
Haha how can you see how Christian I am?
And if you calling me Shirley makes you feel better about yourself, then all by all means help yourself.
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Default Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???! - 01-30-2009, 05:49 AM

By they way, you spelled Shirley wrong.
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Default Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???! - 01-30-2009, 02:23 PM

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Default Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???! - 01-30-2009, 02:39 PM

I'M CONFUSED AS TO HOW THIS SITE COULD BE AT ALL FILLED WITH CHRIST FOLLOWERS!! I HAVE READ SEVERAL OF YOUR POSTS AND THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT YOU COULD EVERY CALL YOURSELF CHRISTIANS...... FIRST OFF IF YOU DON'T ALLOW THE UNSAVED TO JOIN YOUR GROUP THEN HOW WOULD YOU EVER BE ABLE TO PREACH THE GOSPEL TO THEM? WAS MARY MAGDOLIN UNSAVED TRASH? READ YOUR BIBLE!!!
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WAS MARY MAGDOLIN UNSAVED TRASH? READ YOUR BIBLE!!!
I have and I do read my Bible and I've never seen anyone named "Mary Magdolin" in it.

There is a Mary Magdalen mentioned, but you'd only know that if you'd ever read the Bible instead of just hearing bits of it mentioned.


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Default Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???! - 01-30-2009, 05:22 PM

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I'M CONFUSED AS TO HOW THIS SITE COULD BE AT ALL FILLED WITH CHRIST FOLLOWERS!! I HAVE READ SEVERAL OF YOUR POSTS AND THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT YOU COULD EVERY CALL YOURSELF CHRISTIANS...... FIRST OFF IF YOU DON'T ALLOW THE UNSAVED TO JOIN YOUR GROUP THEN HOW WOULD YOU EVER BE ABLE TO PREACH THE GOSPEL TO THEM? WAS MARY MAGDOLIN UNSAVED TRASH? READ YOUR BIBLE!!!
Why must you shout in every post? Are you one of those uppity jigaboo convicts? There are Baby Jesus loving women on this forum. Have some respect.
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Why must you shout in every post? Are you one of those uppity jigaboo convicts? There are Baby Jesus loving women on this forum. Have some respect.
Yeah, don't get the women up in arms against you. That's when they start changing your name for no reason.
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Default Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???! - 01-30-2009, 07:48 PM

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Yeah, don't get the women up in arms against you. That's when they start changing your name for no reason.
35 messages on this thread - the first 5 are actually ABOUT the X-Box 360 - the other 30 posts are mind-numbing babble from you - going "yappity yappity yap yap yap" .... Dear Lord!! Have you actually listened to yourself??? So you changed your name?? So you're dyslexic??? Who cares!

I assume you are purposefully trying to de-rail this thread, and I have to wonder what your agenda is??

So let me remind you, son, this thread is about how the Satanic X-Box is burning little babies to death! Have you ever seen a burned baby?? Have a look at THESE -





Not nice, is it?? Pretty horrific in fact.

SO, next time you think about de-railing a thread, just think about all the little children suffering because of it!

When we COULD be discussing ways to have this Demonic Gaming Console banned - BEFORE more babies die - we are instead forced to listen to your constant psycho-babble!

ENOUGH ALREADY!!

Now, let's start discussing how we can BAN this X-Box thing!
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Default Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???! - 01-30-2009, 08:09 PM

Brother Percy, I haven't heard of any such accounts from any of the people who received PS3 consoles thru the LBC membership offer. Is it possible that SONY has some kid of advantage over MICROSOFT?


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Default Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???! - 01-30-2009, 08:38 PM

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Is it possible that SONY has some kid of advantage over MICROSOFT?
give me break everybody is know Sony have much advantage because is run by Japanese. microsoft is run by lazy american who are only work 40 hour week. even microsoft spell check software is inferior! is not even catch mistake in your sentence!

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this is kid of advantage okay dummy

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Default Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???! - 01-30-2009, 08:41 PM

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Brother Percy, I haven't heard of any such accounts from any of the people who received PS3 consoles thru the LBC membership offer. Is it possible that SONY has some kid of advantage over MICROSOFT?
That's because the Godly Playstation 3 isn't infested with Demons, Brother Nobar. Remember, the Playstation is the ONLY Landover-Approved True Christian™ Gaming Console.

On the other hand, the X-Box is the gaming equivalent of the Satanic Bible!!! But then, we ARE talking about Microsoft here - a fag-enabling Satanic Corporation, run my the Anti-Christ himself - Bill Gates.

Did you know they actually allow RETARDS to work in their factories???! Disgusting!! Yes, they have some sort of Un-equal opportunities program in place, which allows them to employ all sorts of stuttering staggering vegetables. Who knows what these dumb spastics are putting into these machines, apart from their drool and spit, that is??

How could we expect ANYTHING that comes out of that Microsoft Hell-hole to be child-safe??
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Default Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???! - 01-30-2009, 09:52 PM

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That's because the Godly Playstation 3 isn't infested with Demons, Brother Nobar. Remember, the Playstation is the ONLY Landover-Approved True Christian™ Gaming Console.

On the other hand, the X-Box is the gaming equivalent of the Satanic Bible!!! But then, we ARE talking about Microsoft here - a fag-enabling Satanic Corporation, run my the Anti-Christ himself - Bill Gates.

Did you know they actually allow RETARDS to work in their factories???! Disgusting!! Yes, they have some sort of Un-equal opportunities program in place, which allows them to employ all sorts of stuttering staggering vegetables. Who knows what these dumb spastics are putting into these machines, apart from their drool and spit, that is??

How could we expect ANYTHING that comes out of that Microsoft Hell-hole to be child-safe??
I find it Ironic that Landover approved the Playstation 3, seeing has how it was developed and made by the Japanese, and I thought yall were All-American. And Hitoshi is right, it's superior because the Japanese actually take time on their products, and the Xbox was so rushed just to try to beat Sony they messed up the design, hence the thing overheats. So it's not "demons", its just a crappy design that is prone to overheating, that's why it's smart to unplug the thing after you play.
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Default Re: Is the "XBox 360" Satanic ???! - 01-30-2009, 10:10 PM

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35 messages on this thread - the first 5 are actually ABOUT the X-Box 360 - the other 30 posts are mind-numbing babble from you - going "yappity yappity yap yap yap" .... Dear Lord!! Have you actually listened to yourself??? So you changed your name?? So you're dyslexic??? Who cares!

I assume you are purposefully trying to de-rail this thread, and I have to wonder what your agenda is??

So let me remind you, son, this thread is about how the Satanic X-Box is burning little babies to death! Have you ever seen a burned baby?? Have a look at THESE -





Not nice, is it?? Pretty horrific in fact.

SO, next time you think about de-railing a thread, just think about all the little children suffering because of it!

When we COULD be discussing ways to have this Demonic Gaming Console banned - BEFORE more babies die - we are instead forced to listen to your constant psycho-babble!

ENOUGH ALREADY!!

Now, let's start discussing how we can BAN this X-Box thing!
Oh and by the way, my first comment on this thread was about the Xbox, it was your people that derailed it.
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