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Default Re: TOYS FOR TOTS: Jesus-hating program that needs to be STOPPED! - 12-16-2011, 08:35 PM

Toys for Tots sounds like another front group for the anti-christian, creeping socialist, materialist agenda.

What the poor need, is Jesus. All this humanistic trash-talk of aching bellies panders to the trivial distraction that is this life, and avoids the necessary talk of spiritually force-feeding the godless with the Holy Spirit, betrays the message of True Christianity™.

"For you always have the poor with you, but you will not always have me." Matthew 26:11.

"For the poor always ye have with you..." John 12:8.

"You will always have the poor among you" Mark 14:7


We will always have poor people, so this whole demon-fueled jihad to shower the slothful with gifts and things which improve their quality of life is a vain and godless act.

“The sluggard's craving will be the death of him, because his hands refuse to work” (Proverbs 21:25)

Poor folks just don't like working, so they go hungry. By feeding them and giving their children playthings, we're just encouraging this sinful behavior.


Not money, toys, food, or material things which will divert their attention to this sin-sick world and away from the things that are HOLY.
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Default Re: TOYS FOR TOTS: Jesus-hating program that needs to be STOPPED! - 12-23-2011, 07:29 AM

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Sure! thanks for asking

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
KJV John 3:16


You failed to highlight the bolded and underlined part, He doesn't love EVERYONE, just those who BELIEVE in him and follow the KJV1611 Bible to the letter. What part of that do you not understand? I suggest you pick up a copy for CHRISTmas and read it from cover to cover instead of picking out the fluffy parts you want to and leaving the rest you do not like out. Christ and God hate when sinners do that.
Where does it say in the LORD's word that He only loves those who follow KJV1611 to the letter? I have the ESV, and while I miss the whispers of scripture (still wondering why I was hearing that after reading in my KJV), I've read that the ESV is considered the best combination of translational accuracy and 'intended message' of all the translations. I apologize for derailing the thread, but the above-quoted post only brought up something that's bothered me for awhile.
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Default Re: TOYS FOR TOTS: Jesus-hating program that needs to be STOPPED! - 12-23-2011, 07:53 AM

I want you to look up two verses in your "bible" for me:

1. Revelation 22:19

2. Matthew 18:11

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Default Re: TOYS FOR TOTS: Jesus-hating program that needs to be STOPPED! - 12-24-2011, 12:21 PM

At last some State action is taken. Santa Claus is nothing more than a distraction and a pagan symbol of evil and false gods. Here the army is called in to restore Christianity and ensure Salvation:

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Default Re: TOYS FOR TOTS: Jesus-hating program that needs to be STOPPED! - 01-04-2012, 07:20 PM

<- a little bit sarcasm! ))


My opinion is same. If Jesus really hateing something reason, to some program. This program is imiditly stopped, because the Jesus is our god and he is right all the time!

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Default Re: TOYS FOR TOTS: Jesus-hating program that needs to be STOPPED! - 01-07-2012, 07:39 PM

Thats just redicoulus he was a saint who helped the poor Now hes just and Exuse that parents use to make their kids listen Ps you should see Germanys version of sanat and hear their lulabys. Its a wonder their kids dont have nightmares every night


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Default Re: TOYS FOR TOTS: Jesus-hating program that needs to be STOPPED! - 01-12-2012, 03:54 PM

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Only the ones that call Obama their commander-in-chief.
Of course they call him that you stupid piffle, he's the chief and he gives them their commands! wtf is wrong with you people?

Your not a marine if you don't obey the orders of you country, and Obama gives those orders. Dumb piffle
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Default Re: TOYS FOR TOTS: Jesus-hating program that needs to be STOPPED! - 01-12-2012, 04:00 PM

scallywags removed my swearing!

piffle & another piffle!

Now we're even!
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Default Re: TOYS FOR TOTS: Jesus-hating program that needs to be STOPPED! - 01-12-2012, 05:15 PM

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piffle & another piffle!

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I should ban you behind for not knowing the difference between a vulgarity and a profanity.



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Angry Re: TOYS FOR TOTS: Jesus-hating program that needs to be STOPPED! - 01-17-2012, 02:28 AM

This Santa Claus is just a god-hating socialist. A true Christian would never turn the birth of our savior into some sort of materialistic, pagan ritual!
This is disgusting.
Satan is running rampant in our country, atheists are outnumbering the True Believers, and no one seems to care.


"If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:13)
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Default Re: TOYS FOR TOTS: Jesus-hating program that needs to be STOPPED! - 12-20-2015, 08:23 PM

GLORY!!!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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