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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
08-29-2011, 12:50 AM
Atheists Know There's A God by Billy Bob Jenkins © 2011
Lyrics:
Atheists know there's a God
they just need an excuse to sin
though they rape the baby Jesus
the King of Kings will always win
atheists know there's a God
they just need an excuse to kill
though they heil to their Hitler
Jesus wins and always will
atheists know there's a God
but they reject His forgiveness
Satan makes them hate themselves
and play with eachother's penises
atheists know there's a God
but they're too hungover on Sunday
they snort the weed and shoot the coke
and often choose to be gay
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
08-29-2011, 02:20 AM
SHOUT GLORY, these songs are moving my heart! It's such a pleasant surprise to hear the power of music harnessed and used as a force for good!
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
08-29-2011, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Lyrics:
Atheists know there's a God
© Billy Bob Jenkins 2011
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Another inspiring song Mr Jenkins.
Here's a quote I happened across
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
08-29-2011, 07:19 AM
Your music is undoubtedly divinely inspired, Brother Billy Bob!
How about a song dedicated to all hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), the unforgiving (Mark 11:26), homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), fornicators, wicked, covetous, the malicious, envious, murderers, deceitful (Romans 1:29), backbiters, haters of god, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), covenant breakers, unmerciful, implacable (Romans 1:31), the unrighteous, idolaters, adulterers, the effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), thieves, drunkards, reviler, extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), the fearful, unbelieving, abominable, whoremongers, sorcerers and liars (Revelation 21:8)?
I’d suggest a title God's Gonna Cut You Down (with the forester’s axe)
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
08-29-2011, 07:32 PM
well, that's some real fine guit-fiddlin' brother billbbob!
My daddy (RIP) once had an electric guit-fiddle and a big ol box what made it real loud? he got them at the pawn shop with gramma's (RIP) weddin ring. Daddy had to dig up grammas grave to get that ring, on account she insisted on bein buried with it. daddy promised he'd buy the ring back once his songs was on the m-tv? he said he was gonna play some rock and roll songs like Leonard Skimmer, who ever he is. trouble is, when his band come over to practice, they'd just sit around huff Raid, and drink Pine Sol. they aint never even played no shows! Daddy got into a big fight with the drummer one day and stabbed him in the eye with a back scratcher, and the band broke up. daddy started usin the electric guit-fiddle to catch catfish. He would plug it in to the electrical socket, then throw it in the bog. Dem catfish would just float to the surface all dead like. that guit-fiddle sure helped us eat nice that week, but daddy aint never got grammas ring back.
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
08-29-2011, 10:07 PM
Make a song about George W. Bush!
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
08-30-2011, 04:37 AM
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well, that's some real fine guit-fiddlin' brother billbbob!
My daddy (RIP) once had an electric guit-fiddle and a big ol box what made it real loud? he got them at the pawn shop with gramma's (RIP) weddin ring. Daddy had to dig up grammas grave to get that ring, on account she insisted on bein buried with it. daddy promised he'd buy the ring back once his songs was on the m-tv? he said he was gonna play some rock and roll songs like Leonard Skimmer, who ever he is. trouble is, when his band come over to practice, they'd just sit around huff Raid, and drink Pine Sol. they aint never even played no shows! Daddy got into a big fight with the drummer one day and stabbed him in the eye with a back scratcher, and the band broke up. daddy started usin the electric guit-fiddle to catch catfish. He would plug it in to the electrical socket, then throw it in the bog. Dem catfish would just float to the surface all dead like. that guit-fiddle sure helped us eat nice that week, but daddy aint never got grammas ring back.
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Humungous, I think I found an interview with your daddy or one of his band-mates:
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
08-30-2011, 12:44 PM
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Humungous, I think I found an interview with your daddy or one of his band-mates:
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well, hoowee! ol' jesco he is a sight for sour eyes! sure jesco would come aroun the bog back when daddy (RIP) was still livin. he loved gettin into daddy's freon. they would giigle and drool til the opossums came home to roost! Ol' jesco stop comin around when daddy says he got all hollywood.
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
08-30-2011, 08:18 PM
I'm sorry to hear Jesco's putting on airs like that. It's a shame he doesn't take a cure from Billy Bob and use his talents to praise the Lord!
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
09-01-2011, 12:15 AM
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Make a song about George W. Bush!
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George W. Bush was a Godly Godly Man by Billy Bob Jenkins © 2011
He prayed to the Lord for wisdom
and ignored secular sources
did God's will in the holy land
by introducing American forces
he searched for WMDs
as a mere formality
in truth his Godly mission
was to spread democracy
Chorus:
George W. Bush
was a Godly Godly man
a hero to the folk of Iraq
and the folk of Afghanistan
thanks to his faith in Jesus
there have been no more terror attacks
he did what Jesus would do
when he invaded Iraq
Condy, Dick, and Rummy
functioned much like the Apostles
those WMDs are somewhere
with Noah's Ark becoming fossils
Repeat Chorus twice
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
09-03-2011, 12:25 AM
Well, I give it a 3 cause it got no beat and lawd knows we colored folks cain't dance to it
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
09-03-2011, 02:45 AM
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Well, I give it a 3 cause it got no beat and lawd knows we colored folks cain't dance to it
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I think it's in 4's; there is a 3 time signature called "round time" but I don't think it's a round. Perhaps one or two others could try singing it as a round? It might work out quite well.
But if anyone was going to sing it in Church I'd hope that there would be minimal hand clapping, subject to approval from Mr Jenkins.
I went to a Methodist turnout in a town hall recently where there was quite a lot of hand-clapping going on and they all stood up and they all started wobbling their buttocks I can't tell you how revolted I was and none of them could dance anyway and then a stray dog got in from somewhere & probably thought it was in Heaven but I thought I was in Hell & started feeling quite ill so tried to leave but they were all bumping their hips onto me and I fell over and then the dog pounced on me it was a standard poodle and looked like it'd escaped from a dog show so good move by the dog but minus several million for winding up with a load of gyrating Methodists.
I know no such thing would ever occur at Landover Baptist.
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
09-03-2011, 02:50 AM
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Well, I give it a 3 cause it got no beat and lawd knows we colored folks cain't dance to it
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It's not race music, girl. Those twitchy muscles the Lord cursed you jigs with just don't react to White music.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
09-03-2011, 11:48 PM
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I think it's in 4's; there is a 3 time signature called "round time" but I don't think it's a round. Perhaps one or two others could try singing it as a round? It might work out quite well.
But if anyone was going to sing it in Church I'd hope that there would be minimal hand clapping, subject to approval from Mr Jenkins.
I went to a Methodist turnout in a town hall recently where there was quite a lot of hand-clapping going on and they all stood up and they all started wobbling their buttocks I can't tell you how revolted I was and none of them could dance anyway and then a stray dog got in from somewhere & probably thought it was in Heaven but I thought I was in Hell & started feeling quite ill so tried to leave but they were all bumping their hips onto me and I fell over and then the dog pounced on me it was a standard poodle and looked like it'd escaped from a dog show so good move by the dog but minus several million for winding up with a load of gyrating Methodists.
I know no such thing would ever occur at Landover Baptist.
Praise Him!
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I played this here song ober at the African Zionist Church on University Dr, a church what is both Black n Jooish an da coloreds hated it and I done figured them Joos would like it as they ain't got no style oh rhythm but they dint like it neither
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
09-03-2011, 11:58 PM
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Well, I give it a 3 cause it got no beat and lawd knows we colored folks cain't dance to it
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With all due respect Ms. Johnson; could the reason be that you can't dance to it is because nobody is playing harmonica and throwing nickels at you?
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
09-04-2011, 12:13 AM
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With all due respect Ms. Johnson; could the reason be that you can't dance to it is because nobody is playing harmonica and throwing nickels at you?
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Now this here be the answer I would expect from a true white Christian boy! praise!
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
09-04-2011, 11:29 AM
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I played this here song ober at the African Zionist Church on University Dr, a church what is both Black n Jooish an da coloreds hated it and I done figured them Joos would like it as they ain't got no style oh rhythm but they dint like it neither
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We don't seem to have any African Zionist congregations around here. There are some Jewish aborigines (apparently)
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
09-04-2011, 04:58 PM
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We don't seem to have any African Zionist congregations around here. There are some Jewish aborigines (apparently)
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Well Miz Eliszabet Taylor, we got ourselves a couple o colored Joo men right here. They wearing fancy sheets and chefs hats and they be preachin over on University right now.
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Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins -
09-04-2011, 11:09 PM
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colored Joo men right here. They wearing fancy sheets and chefs hats
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They're very dark aren't they. Perhaps Mr Jenkins has a song about that? He has a lovely voice, especially in the higher registers.
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