[Elmer G. White]

Picture this: A regular normal day in Hell. Satan and demons are just starting their daily routines of torture, tungsten enemas and barbed-wire rectal rape. Mr. Darwin and Mr. Dawkins - afters years or centuries or torture - have gotten used to the anal aggression and are starting to crave for it. They remain unrepenting as they "know" that they were right, that life developed from primitive simple forms into Caucasian heterosexual males. Nothing can turn their mind and that helps them withstand the worst Jesus has to offer.

A sad but admittedly True® image - until now! For once and all evolution has been cancelled!

Woman finds dinosaur claw in her garden

In the words of the woman who found the claw, the event left her in shock because in appearance, the limb found had the appearance of a somewhat "alive" remains of an extinct species or one of those that appear in the famous movie saga "Jurassic Park".

"It looks prehistoric to us: a scaly lizard-like claw," she said.

"We're big fans of Jurassic Park, so we instantly thought it was from a dinosaur."

Here's the fresh sample of an actual dinosaur that_was_alive_today!



And there's MORE:

The woman and her husband decided to take the claw to a veterinary specialist at a local zoo so that he could give them some reason as to what it was. However, they too could not give her any certainty as to what species the claw's owner was. "One said it was like a pheasant and the other a turkey, so we still don't know anything."

Of course the atheist astrologists would claim that it would have been a turkey or a chicken but they are NOT dinosaur experts. The woman's husband (and to a lesser degree, perhaps the female herself) ARE experts as they have seen the dinosaur documentaries called the "Jurassic parks". But. This is not quite enough for us. We need external evidence and of course the Bible is the best evidence available.

Job 40:15-16
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.

In addition, we have pictorial evidence that this claw belongs to a velociraptor, one of God's Creations (Genesis 1:24)! Atheist astrologers have been trying to mock us by depicting Jesus together with raptors as if that were a ridiculous idea.




Now we know that these pictures are accurate depictions of Jesus' era. Now we also know that these God-Created macro-orgasms are still alive and well on the Welsh mountains and beaches. I urge all True Christians™ to protect these wonderful Creatures great and small as they are in grave danger. The Welsh are well-known for their unnatural fornicatory coital colonic intercourse with ruminant ovine sheep. After having learned about these animals they will probably try to anally rape them to extinction. To conclude. Dinosaurs are alive. They did not die 70 trillion years ago unlike the atheists claim. That would be ridiculous as the Earth is only about 6500 years old.



Picture this: Hell. Mr. Darwin and Mr. Dawkins are receiving their Nth tungsten enema of the day when suddenly God's angel appears and tells them the news that evolution is over. Dinosaurs are alive. They devised their evil theories (and it was always only a theory) in vain. Darwin and Dawkins cry out in desperate anguish that is smooth music to True Christian™ ears! A great celebration takes place in Heaven and soon we shall all join Jesus!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Unfalsifiable]

When it comes to atheists and dinosaurs, think about when you drop a toy castle into your fish bowl, are you intending for the fish to make up some far fetched story about it's history, like there used to be knights and horses riding around in it?



So do you think God expects us to believe in something as crazy as giant, four-storey quadruped, egg laying, fire-breathing "dinosaurs" running around our planet, just because he put in some pretty rocks? I mean, the fossil records have so many gaps; the atheist believes that fish bowl castle is real.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Undoubtedly, some Welshman cut off it's claw so that he could safely rape the poor thing.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Given that it was found in Wales, I am surprised that nobody seems to have suggested that it could be a Satanic dragon claw. Revelation 12:3-4 mentions this creature:

3 And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.

4 And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.

As is clearly explained later in the chapter, the matter did not end well for the dragon. But as we approach End Times, it should not surprise any True Christian™ to see the Beast return.

[MitzaLizalor]

I'm a bit out of touch – is the beast going to be Welsh?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Well, Sister, I have always assumed that Satan was a Welsh name. So many Welsh boys' names are bisyllabic (or, for the etymology pedants, disyllabic) and end with an "n".

[MitzaLizalor]

Such as Mer_lin.

And various translations into non-languages such as Cornish get nearer to the original the further back one goes. He was an outright witch and said to live backwards through time.

Perhaps he's the baby in Revelation 12:1-2 ?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

The flag of Wales:

and throughout the Bible from Deuteronomy to Micah:

De:32:33: Their wine is the poison of dragons, and the cruel venom of asps.
Mal:1:3: And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

Yea even unto the New Testament

Re:16:13: And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.

The origin is obvious.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Such as Mer_lin.

I was thinking more along the lines of Owain, Ifan, Dylan, Evan and the like - names that rhyme with Satan. And of course there are female names too, like Megan - Americans who add a redundant "h" after the "g" fool nobody.

Pastor Bathfire, Sir, I have always been a little confused by Deuteronomy 32:33. Does it mean that Welsh wine (something nobody in his right mind would sample) is made from the poison of dragons and the venom of asps, or that it is poisonous to dragons and venomous to asps?