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Vegetarian Recipes -
12-05-2008, 05:55 PM
I came across a recipe for oven roast Brussels sprouts seasoned with salt and black pepper the other day, so I called Mrs Bathfire and pointed this out. I told her in no uncertain terms that if ever these abominations reach the table whilst I am in the house, she will remain in her day room for at least 5 years.
Is it not written that I am to be treated as Christ by my wife? And is not Christ God? And did not God reject an handful of weeds and roots as an offering by Abel? And did this not lead directly to the first murder ever in the history of the world?
We now see the insidious ways of Satan; slowly turning people against meat to annoy God. Old Nick is recruiting a whole army of self-righteous tree-huggers via a diet of tofu, soya, and veggieburgers, etc., an army that will march upon sandals handcrafted from old copies of the Joo York Times to tear down the bastions of Christianity.
I say to you Brethren and Sistern, reject vegetarians with your heart and soul! Force feed them meat - regale them with tales of bacon, waft your pork chops under their noses, pour weedkiller on their radishes!
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Re: Vegetarian Recipes -
12-05-2008, 06:12 PM
Vegetarianism is Satanism, only spelled differently.
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Re: Vegetarian Recipes -
12-05-2008, 06:35 PM
I didn't even realize it was legal to eat a Vegetarian.
I'll go look for a good Recipe
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Vegetarian Recipes -
12-05-2008, 07:54 PM
Take REAL Food, like chunks of Pig Roast, and coat 'em with that to-fooey stuff. Invite the homer!s over and watch them 'hurl'
when they bite into it.
Nice & rare is best
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Re: Vegetarian Recipes -
12-05-2008, 10:05 PM
This is disgusting!
Vegetables are for rabbits, not True Christians!
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Re: Vegetarian Recipes -
12-05-2008, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob4God
This is disgusting!
Vegetables are for rabbits, not True Christians!
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Rabbits and dot-heads Brother
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Vegetarian Recipes -
12-06-2008, 12:18 AM
Animals are supposed to eat the vegetables, and then we eat the animals. It's simple division of labor.
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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Vegetarian Recipes -
12-06-2008, 12:38 AM
God would not have created so much grass if he did not want cows to eat the grass and turn it into delicious beef! It's so obvious even an atheist could see the beauty of the Lord's plan!
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Re: Vegetarian Recipes -
12-06-2008, 12:49 AM
It's also true that many veals and chickens and lickestocks are raised in cruel conditions....so we are doing them a mercy by killing and eating them.
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Re: Vegetarian Recipes -
12-06-2008, 01:05 AM
I would remind you all that Brother Hardwick has waxed poetic on the subject of vegetarianism many times in the past. I have reprinted one of his best sermons on the subject below. We must never let our vigil down when battling satan on Christ's behalf! Beware that plate of buttered asparagus!
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VEGANS: Modern Day Witches
Sermon by Brother Harry Hardwick,
11:00 A.M., Gold-Star Members Service, Main Sanctuary
Friends, you needn’t be nostalgic for your mind to occasionally wander back to a better time - a time when the world was far less complicated, when morality reigned supreme, when life was just a whole lot easier and more care-free. I am, of course, referring to the late 1600’s. Lucifer was easier to spot back in those days even though the people were simple-minded - even more simple-minded than the current American public when it comes to justifications for war. Satan’s minions were easy to locate. They looked, acted and spoke differently than anyone else. Their slimy, pickle-colored, wart-ridden skin, enormous noses and jutting chins, web-like, matted hair and sickly demeanor led folks to know instantly what they were -- witches! Front porch cauldrons of bubbling fluid containing the most disgusting insects and rodents imaginable made the home of a witch easy to locate. And the incessant rhyming of incantations made the voice of a witch easy to identify, particularly since there were no rap singers back then. A True Christian™ could spot a witch a mile away. An even better Christian could strike one with a flaming arrow from the same distance. All it took was a few wooden stakes, some rope and a torch, and the devil was defeated for yet another day.
Things aren’t so simple any more. Witches have learned a lot since the days of the Puritans. They’ve learned that if they show their hideous faces in public, it won’t just be their warts we burn off. So, they’ve had to go undercover in their efforts to recruit the weak-willed to the service of their master in Hell. To induce these naïve innocents to join their filthy cult, they have been forced to come up with a politically correct justification for their association. They have had to conceal the real purpose of their late-night meetings, when they cast spells on the vulnerable, brew hideous potions, and sacrifice infants to the devil. They have had to come up with a modern message that will be attractive to the weak-kneed while not raising the ire of True Christians™ that much. That message is called “vegetarianism.” Today’s witches are called “vegans.”
One needn’t look any further than Christ’s words to see that so-called “vegans” are nothing more than sorcerers and demons, mocking God while spitting on His Son’s final supper. They know God loves meat and has ordered us to eat as much of it as we can. So they poke fun at the Lord with slogans like “Meat is murder” and by insisting their members abstain from consuming anything that comes from an animal. Jesus warned us about these diabolical cretins. Turn your Bibles to First Timothy, chapter 4, verses 1 through 3 and recite along with me:
Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth.
I don’t know how Jesus could have warned us any more directly about these devils. They try to hide behind phrases like “animal lover” and “animal rights advocate.” That is devil-speak if I ever heard it! The Bible makes clear that God created animals for one purpose only - our nutritional and intestinal satisfaction. Just as God created woman solely to be the servant of man, meaning women are to obey their husbands at all times, keep their mouths shut in church and never teach (1 Timothy 2:11-15; Ephesians 5:22-24), so, too, God created animals so we would have something to fill our stomachs with after a hard day’s work. God told us long before He used Mary to incubate His son: “Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you” (Genesis 9:3). Every moving thing - not just the ugly ones, not just the dumb ones, like chickens and fish. Every living thing. The most beautiful fawn, the most prized heifer, the most graceful swan, the cutest bunny rabbit. According to God, they’re all nothing more than sausage fodder!
When the apostle, Peter, woke up hungry, what did God give him to eat? Not a pansy platter of carrot sticks, lettuce leaves and orange slices. He gave him every type of four-footed beast on the earth and every fowl of the air, telling him, “Rise, Peter, kill, and eat” (Acts 10:9-13). When Cain and Abel offered gifts to the Lord, Abel gave the Lord the fat he cut off the hides of his flock whereas Cain gave the Lord a fruit and vegetable tray. The Lord loved Abel’s offering of something that would stick to His holy ribs and despised Cain’s lesser offering of mere produce. Cain became jealous and murdered the brother with the superior gift-giving eye (Genesis 4:3-8) . This was the first, but my no means the last, human murder committed by these vegans a/k/a witches a/k/a wiccans.
But add another a/k/a to that list - homos. You see, veganism offers a place of solace for sodomites every bit as attractive as a Catholic confessional. Fruits and vegetables are what housewives and sissies on Weight Watchers eat, whereas meat, cheese and butter are what real men eat. If every meal you eat doesn’t contain something that lives in, or comes out of something that lives in, a barn, you aren’t a real man. Jesus warned us that the men who would one day call themselves “vegans” are nothing more than nancy-boys looking for refuge somewhere. “For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs” (Romans 14:2) . Just take a look at these losers - thin as a rail, pale as a ghost. The kind of men we used to beat up every day at school. If you asked any one of them, he would probably admit he supports feminism. The only protein these marys consume was created for a completely different purpose, the misuse of which is precisely what got Onan struck dead by God.
Watch out for these witches and fairies, my friends, for in today’s world of ailing morality, they are everywhere. They protest outside leather shops. They ruin other people’s valuable winter coats by hurling buckets of blood on unsuspecting ladies. And they try to destroy the cattle industry with their left-wing talk shows. If you spot one of these demons, detain it and, when you’re through roasting that side of beef you’re having for dinner, replace that meat on the skewer with the heathen, and help restore a long-missed moral tradition.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Vegetarian Recipes -
12-06-2008, 01:43 AM
I am proud to say that the corn I grow goes to an ethanol production plant. Not only does this line my pockets, but it ensures that the corn goes into our cars and not into the mouth of some heathen foreigner!
A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
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Re: Vegetarian Recipes -
12-06-2008, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Eugene Hackwith
I am proud to say that the corn I grow goes to an ethanol production plant. Not only does this line my pockets, but it ensures that the corn goes into our cars and not into the mouth of some heathen foreigner!
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Brother Eugene, you are a True American™ Hero. And Jesus appeciates the extra Tithes you send in every season. Glory!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Vegetarian Recipes -
12-06-2008, 03:41 AM
Amen brother Bathfire, my Daddy done said that if myself or my Momma were ever to cook him a meal that don't include a steak on the side, it'd be the worse for us. And rightly so! A Godly person just don't eat that vegetarian nonsense. Praise!
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Re: Vegetarian Recipes -
04-30-2023, 01:25 PM
Well, it's been a while and, speaking generally and in the Spirit, the trend towards vegetarianism is dying a natural death as more and more people come to God. They realize that His Word (eat animals) is The Truth.
This video below is therefore mainly to say "Keep up the Good Work" and perhaps give an insight into why vegetarianism - especially "veggie-burgers" is so wrong:
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