[upchucker67]

I recently cried this morning when I learned my 80-year old Jewish neighbor across the street had been fighting to keep away the corona virus, and after witnessing this admirable strife of resilience, learned she fell and twisted her neck 90 degrees, dying instantly.



Just joking, I didn't shed a tear.That's what the jooess hag gets for calling me a "miserable bagel".

[Dennis Lukes]

When you strike at a king, you must kill him. That's why the Holocaust is the greatest tragedy in human history, because it failed.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

When you strike at a king, you must kill him. That's why the Holocaust is the greatest tragedy in human history, because it failed.

Aw Brother Lukes, don't be sad. We didn't fail, we found 6 million ways that don't work. There are positives - look at the Bohemian Romani for example. Well you can't, because they were all exterminated *ba dam tsh*

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Aw Brother Lukes, don't be sad. We didn't fail, we found 6 million ways that don't work. There are positives - look at the Bohemian Romani for example. Well you can't, because they were all exterminated *ba dam tsh*

Thank you Bro. Dr. Toole, as always your bedside manner is cheerful and kind. The problem is that now the Jews have more power than ever before. Not even the degenerate Judaized Weimar Republic had drag queen story hours or Negro politicians. I don't know how we'll ever achieve a Final Solution at this point.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Thank you Bro. Dr. Toole, as always your bedside manner is cheerful and kind. The problem is that now the Jews have more power than ever before. Not even the degenerate Judaized Weimar Republic had drag queen story hours or Negro politicians. I don't know how we'll ever achieve a Final Solution at this point.

You're very welcome. It sounds to me like a case of the Mondays, easily treated with pharmaceuticals. I would order a 2-4 week supply of Oxys online and gradually increase the dose by 1 tab a day to build up tolerance. Compared to patients with back surgery (who are screwed lol) that ought to sort things out nicely. If only we could solve the Jewish question as easily...

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

You're very welcome. It sounds to me like a case of the Mondays, easily treated with pharmaceuticals. I would order a 2-4 week supply of Oxys online and gradually increase the dose by 1 tab a day to build up tolerance. Compared to patients with back surgery (who are screwed lol) that ought to sort things out nicely. If only we could solve the Jewish question as easily...

It is important to appreciate why this problem exists. Fortunately God Almighty Himself has recorded when culpability was taken on together with the reasons. Well, primarily one reason in this case; longstanding grievances were addressed by God (acting through The Romans) when He demolished their temple. No doubt that was a surprise at the time, despite the opportunity to resume worship as God liked it rather than whatever they'd come up with. In a way it's like prayer. God wants to help BUT needs to be asked in an appropriate way, using the right form of words DEFINITELY NOT: “Hey big fella giz Lamborghini, innit.” And especially not by tricking Him into feeling obligated such as: “Yesterday I complied with Galatians 5:14 even though he smells and doesn't know what he's doing so now it's your turn to hand over that cliffside beachfront property with landscaped bowling green and ∞ pool, sorted.”

Eventually understandably He gets sick of it. And to those who say no such event ever took place, by rejecting Matthew's account (as would be necessary) just remember that together with Mark, and Luke's review of all the material available combined with his own experience, there is no other record of Jesus at all. If you don't agree with God, how can you call yourselves Christians?

Matthew 27:22-25 Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified. And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified. When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it. Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

[Dennis Lukes]

What do you call a female Jew?
A Shebrew.


Why don't Jews use bar soap?
Because nobody wants to shower with their grandma.


How do you get a bunch of Jews to run into a gas chamber?
Throw a penny inside.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

That's the spirit, Brother D. Great to see you back on form!

[WWJDnow]

I don't have much to say about the Holocaust, other than it was the first step God's plan to reunite the Jews in Israel. I do know a few Holocaust jokes, however:

Q: What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?
A: The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: Somebody showed him the gas bill.

Q: Why do all German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Because Jews have ten fingers.

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A: The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

[Dennis Lukes]

The greatest Holocaust film is The Penis (2002), directed by Jewish pedophile Roman Polanski. Highly recommend it, laughed the whole time.