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Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods. -
03-20-2014, 02:29 PM
Finally, another Chrisitian college has joined Landover Baptist University and told people the truth. Yoga is about worshipping fake Hindu gods.
The sooner yoga is banned in this country the better.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...p_ref=religion
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
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Re: Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods. -
03-20-2014, 02:41 PM
Amen! I can't tell you how much I hate this green hindu freak.
Sooner he is banned, the better!
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Re: Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods. -
03-20-2014, 03:57 PM
I put this note in a free newsrack to let people know how I feel about yoga:
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods. -
03-21-2014, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
Amen! I can't tell you how much I hate this green hindu freak.
Sooner he is banned, the better!
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You can't tell the difference between letters D and G, can you? That's too bad.
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Re: Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods. -
03-21-2014, 02:22 AM
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You can't tell the difference between letters D and G, can you? That's too bad.
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Great, another Star Trek nerd coming to defend their precious Yoga with some nonsense
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Re: Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods. -
03-21-2014, 02:43 AM
Hello Johny Joe Hold.
There are some women in my neighborhood who take yoga classes together and they walk down the street with very tight britches on it is very hard not to think about the things that Jesus tells you not to think about I am doing my best.
When I saw them today I went outside and said if they kept doing yoga they were going to start worshiping Hindu gods like the elephant one and the cheetah one and the lady with too many arms.
The one with red hair said Hahaha Mr. Holbeck you crack me up but I was looking very closely at her and she was still in one piece maybe the Hindu has already started affecting her mind.
I tried to think about the Bible verse that talks about renewing your mind but I could not remember it then later it popped in to my head Romans 12:2 I wrote it in Sharpie under the brim of my hat so I am ready for next time.
Thank you.
Rusty
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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Re: Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods. -
03-21-2014, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Yoga is about worshipping fake Hindu gods.
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Brother Mayor, very few things leave me in a rage, but spitting in the face of Himself is one of them!
"Yoga" is a word that means "union," and the goal is to unite one's body with the Hindu Cow god. First, can you imagine anything so offensive as to elevate a stinky, poop-flailing, fly-ridden, COW as a god?!?
Yoga leaders come up with the most sexually explosive postures, breathing exercises, and meditation fantasies to corrupt the minds of their foolish followers. Yoga originated with a blatantly anti-Christian philosophy, and that philosophy has not changed. It teaches one to believe cows are divine, and they can become a god, instead of learning to fear and obey the one true God (Ecclesiastes 12:13). It encourages its participants to seek the answers to life's difficult questions with logic and social empathy, instead of in the Word of God. It also invites demonic attack from God's enemy, who searches for victims that turn away from God (1 Peter 5:8).
Whatever we do should be done for God's glory (1 Corinthians 10:31), and we would be wise to heed the words of the apostle Paul to fix our thoughts on what is true and honorable and right. To think about things that are pure and lovely and admirable. To think about things that are excellent and worthy of praise (Philippians 4:8).
Can anyone really argue that this yogi, indoctrinating this young baby into the ways of lesbian whoredom, is honorable, pure, or lovely?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods. -
03-21-2014, 04:36 AM
The yogis are all addicted to niggerweed. How can they know God?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Yoga is a Link to Demonic Hindu Gods. -
03-24-2014, 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The yogis are all addicted to niggerweed. How can they know God?
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Yogis are known to use hookah devices to get loose for sex parties. I was tempted by a chink yogi once but I left once I figured out where those tubes went...
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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