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Trump-Putin Summit in Helsinki: AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN! -
07-17-2018, 06:18 AM
Praise Jesus! I did it. We had only a few hours to prepare the agenda for the Donald-Vlad Summit and I did it! During the Demoncrat era it could take months to prepare for a summit but we did it in the blink of an eye! Ha! Here are the greatest moments and results of our trip to godless Europe. It's a nasty little place.
First we met with the uppity female Prime Minister of England, Teresa May. Jesus instructed the Donald to show this woman her place and oh boy, did he! Well yes, he did!
Here we are going to the discussions. The Donald told Teresa to stop the useless Brexit talks and just sue them. Thereafter, the UK can become our vassal state as it should be.
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Revealing it for the first time, May said: “He told me I should sue the EU.” After being prompted by a surprised Marr, May repeated: “Sue the EU, not go into negotiations with them, sue them.”
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Then we met the Queen. She's old, you know, must be close to one hundred or so. Is that possible without a pact with the devil, dunno. Anyway, Donald followed the royal protocol closely.
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No one walks in front of the Queen. It’s just common sense and, actually, royal protocol. But Donald Trump clearly DGAF as he was seen walking directly in front of her as they inspected the guard at Windsor Castle.
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(DGAF means Did God A Favor) Of course the Godless Brits did not get that an emperor comes first and a mere queen second. I was keeping close eye on Donnie in case of attacks. Of course I successfully prevented any violence against my protegé.
On to Scotland. A nasty useless place. I have no pics of me from there because I was busy inspecting the Scottish guard for proper kilt attire. Some huge experiences there. But the Donald was busy making us great again. He listed our greatest enemies.
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“Well, I think we have a lot of foes,” Trump told CBS News at his Turnberry golf resort in Scotland. “I think the European Union is a foe, what they do to us in trade. Now you wouldn’t think of the European Union but they’re a foe.”
Trump insisted: “EU is very difficult. I respect the leaders of those countries. But – in a trade sense, they’ve really taken advantage of us.”
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Our foes: - The allies who constantly take advantage of us.
- The EU.
- China.
- Russia until yesterday. No longer.
Then we went to Hellsinki. It's the capital of Sweden or Switzerland or something. A nasty little shantytown. One of the shithole countries. Here you can see the Donald disembarking. The local photographers are useless and half of my face is hidden.
We met with the local president King Carl Gustaf and his wife Sylvia or Silvia or whatever. Nasty little people and they belong to Putin's sphere of influence anyway. On to negotiations with Vlad. Always hilarious, a real show-stopper but still a strong and manly impaler. I instantly related to him.
I had to stand guard during the talks. The Donald followed my (and Jesus') agenda closely.
You all have seen the press conference that made America great again. Four hours before that conference the US-Russia relations had hit rock bottom and it was the fault of the Domoncrats, the FBI, the House of Representatives, the CIA etc. Here's the pivotal tweet by us!
And we reached an agreement! Praise Jesus!
The press conference. Such a triumph! Again Donnie followed our script meticulously. The main issue was the rigged witch hunt. Based on hearsay, the anti-Americans are accusing Putin for rigging our election, the election that was the fairest evah as it resulted in the election of the Donald.
But the Donald was steadfast as we had agreed with Vlad. We trust Mr. Putin more than those institutions that try to impeach Donnie.
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Asked if he believed US intelligence agencies, which concluded that Russia interfered in the 2016 election to help him defeat Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton, Mr Trump said he was not convinced."I don't see any reason why it would be [Russia]," Mr Trump said."President Putin was extremely strong and powerful in his denial today."
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Yay! Mr. Putin is the eyewitness we need. And he promised to questions those accused if they're sent back to Russia. We skipped the peripheral issues of Syria (a nasty little place) and Crimea, the home of criminals, I suppose (nastier and even smaller). A great summit (except of having to fly Air Force one and not my OWN JET!). We'll keep up the good work to fulfill the prophecy that is all about the Donald.
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Revelation 18:8
Therefore shall her plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterly burned with fire: for strong is the Lord God who judgeth her.
Revelation 18:8
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Ha!
Don't forget the extra tithes. YIC etc.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Trump-Putin Summit in Helsinki: AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN! -
07-17-2018, 02:34 PM
Thank you Pastor Ezekiel!
I think we can all sleep soundly tonight, knowing that we can trust Putin more than our intelligence agencies. Just like President Bush (doesn't he look like a great president now in the perspective of time!), Donald Trump ( ) looked deep into Putin's eyes and saw a great, sincere, Slavic soul inside.
Praise for giving the power over the world to two such great leaders as Trump and Putin!
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Re: Trump-Putin Summit in Helsinki: AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN! -
07-17-2018, 08:47 PM
Well done, Pastor Zeke.
Through President Trump, you are changing the world. Here we have leaders Putin and Trump moving forward with the same agenda. It is to serve there respective publics by forming coalitions of Godly minded people and leaving the rest to wallow in their self pity. Praise Jesus.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Trump-Putin Summit in Helsinki: AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN! -
07-18-2018, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Well done, Pastor Zeke.
Through President Trump, you are changing the world. Here we have leaders Putin and Trump moving forward with the same agenda. It is to serve there respective publics by forming coalitions of Godly minded people and leaving the rest to wallow in their self pity. Praise Jesus.
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Thank you also to our Mayor Mr. Hold for the pivotal work he's performed behind the veil of the ignorant masses, advising and guiding the secular hands of our Pastor. This is indeed excellent news for us, for the world and especially for those living in the sin-ridden countries of Swedish descent. Earlier this year our Department of Creation Science dealt the World between Mr. Putin, Mr. Kim Jong-Un and our own Sweet President Trump. I attach here the detailed plan of the New, Godly, World order that will now finally become a short-lived reality until Jesus returns (Praise Him, Revelation 22:20).
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
World Political Map AD 2022
Notes about the future United States:- Obviously, the Americas remain the principal economic and military training ground of this great nation.
- Europe is mostly pagan or liberal. We'll only take the United Kingdom and Norway, as we need more Norwegians. The others can take the cesspithole countries.
- Exceptions in Europe: Monaco (needed as a holiday destination), Cyprus (naval base) and Australia (we are generous enough to take both Australias).
- Africa: the regions of origin of our own Hamites included as well as the Caucasian parts of Suid Afrika (or whatever).
- Pacific: taking the other Austria and New Zealand as they already speak a corrupted version of American.
- Asia: Oil, obviously, as well as some holiday destinations (Hong Kong, Singapore, and Thailand for fun as well as the Philippines by special request of Pastor Ezekiel). Japan, as we need the high-quality electronics and their more reliable cars.
Notes about the future Godly Russia:- Putin can manage Europe with an iron fist. This includes Ireland. Please.
- The spin-offs of the Soviet Union are ready to return home.
- Adequate holiday destinations include the Mediterranean and the beaches of Tanzania and Kenya, hunting permits to the other leaders must be included in the deal. The Serengeti needs to be culled of its dangerous wildlife. Praise Jesus.
- Paraguay goes to Putin as the emergency exit in case of a revolution (see also the Third Reich for reference).
Notes about the future North Korea:- Unification of the Nation with South Korea will be President Trump's greatest achievement. Standing ovation.
- The former commie nations (China, Vietnam, Laos, Myanmar) can best be managed by Mr. Kim.
- The Muslim nations - no-one wants them, do they? The culture of obedience is, however, strong in them and Kim will probably be the most skilled to keep them in line. This gives Kim the holiday resorts of the South Coast of the Mediterranean.
- Venezuela, a commie nation, gives Kim some much-needed oil. We'll take the oil in the Middle East and Putin has his own.
- Some strongholds in Europe are needed so we'll give Kim the Muslim countries of Bosnia, Kosovo, and Albania. He'll most probably nuke them before giving up his arsenal.
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This was but a distant dream and after the Ultimate Summit it will soon be reality. Some souls can still be won over to Jesus before He slays the sinners under our watchful eyes (1 Thessalonians 4:17). Jesus is not going to be lenient!
Revelation 19:15
And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Trump-Putin Summit in Helsinki: AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN! -
07-18-2018, 01:24 PM
I noticed that the French department of Guiana is American whilst being Putistani (in the minds of the French) at the same time. Is this due to the imminent launch of James Webb's firmament microscope? From such a heighth no doubt fairly detailed comparisons are possible between, say, Mars and Andromeda - both being so much nearer the instrument.
The Putin it seemed had a peculiarly downturned mouth, as though Donald were declining an invitation to treat. Perhaps in other circumstances..
If only more would listen to God, to what He teaches and commands us to understand, if only they saw what's being lost I know they would turn away from error and seek Reality once more. It happened before. It can happen again.
..Thank you Jesus
Thank you Lord
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Re: Trump-Putin Summit in Helsinki: AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN! -
12-23-2018, 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
But the Donald was steadfast as we had agreed with Vlad. We trust Mr. Putin more than those institutions that try to impeach Donnie. Yay! Mr. Putin is the eyewitness we need.
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I wanted to revisit this thread, for those skeptical of Brother Putin who might believe our malicious so-called "intelligence" agencies by noting a propaganda peace released by 13 federal agencies and 300 climate change scientists. The left, as usual, promoting the Chinese hoax of climate change designed to make us less competitive. What more evidence do you need that our federal intelligence agencies are nothing more than propaganda for the left wing thugs? Fortunately, The Donald is not fooled.
These agencies include: - Department of Agriculture
- U.S. Agency for International Development
- Smithsonian Institution
- National Science Foundation
- National Aeronautics and Space Administration
- Environmental Protection Agency
- Department of Transportation
- Department of State
- Department of the Interior
- Department of Health and Human Services
- Department of Energy
- Department of Defense
- Department of Commerce
Trump's response? "I don't believe it". What a thought out and careful response. Why even waste time refuting such gobbly-gook?
https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/26/polit...nge/index.html
If they wanted to get Donald Trump's attention they should have made their tweet-sized, or at most a single page, but our intelligence agencies can't even get that much right.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...=.85acb350da1e
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When he took office, Trump signaled to his national security team that he favors concise points boiled down to a single page.
“I like bullets or I like as little as possible,” he said in a pre-inaugural interview with Axios. “I don’t need, you know, 200-page reports on something that can be handled on a page.”
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