[ex-estonian]

Dear friends, honorary servants of God.

Today is great day. I have found a place, where my heart feels God's presence. This community is the place. Im thankful for that.

Im from Estonia, a wicked place where people dont want to know God; where they think Human is the greatest. But this is wrong. Your message about estonians is awakening call. I hope true worshipers of God will hear the call and join the forum here.

Unfortunately I am not member of any church in Estonia. Because they all have failed to do God's work on earth. This is sad, and thats why I am a sinner also.

My favorite ideas in Bible are Moses ten commandments. Especially "I am the Lord thy God" - in those words I feel great power, godly power. Such power which can create World, Sund, Moon and Light.
10 commandments may seem simplistic, but for me those guidelines are the core of the Bible. For most of the Gods cheeps can be only very clear answers. For advanced God's soldiers - of course - the God's wisdom and message is much, much bigger world. And this is absolutely wonderful, that God has given us opportunity to get to know his wisdom and greatness. This makes us better persons.

[Alvin Moss]

Welcome, friend. You are the first Christian we have found in Estonia. We were of the opinion that godless communists had massacred them all. We are thrilled by your appearance and await more of your testimony. Are there other Christians in your vicinity?

[James Hutchins]

I'll pray ISIS does not machine gun you into shredded wheat.

[ex-estonian]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

Welcome, friend. You are the first Christian we have found in Estonia. We were of the opinion that godless communists had massacred them all. We are thrilled by your appearance and await more of your testimony. Are there other Christians in your vicinity?

Unfortunately no. I have seen two swedish mormon missionaries lurking in the neighbourhood, but they vanished soon.
Yes, there are people who visit churches, but some of them are tourists, other visit only some atheistic concerts in churches, and some visit also mass, but mostly they sing only a bit and pray seldom.
Oh, yes, we have one local celebrity who claims to be a christian. But I think he only makes himself special this way and seduces women after speaking of God.
We have one muslim too. He is studing now in Medina. Unfortunately he looks smart and foxy.

[Cranky Old Man]

Welcome to God's favorite forum!

How many gays did you kill for Jesus?

[ex-estonian]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Welcome to God's favorite forum!

How many gays did you kill for Jesus?

Physically, none. But I have killed thousands of times their intensions. God gave me good look and sometimes it kills me.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! What shall we call you, friend? When I read your posts, the voice in my head sounds like Boris from Rocky and Bullwinkle. It's awfully cute though, because in my head it sounds like a 17 year old version of Boris. Can I call you Boris?

So Boris, you must have a lovely mother to have raised you to recognize the Light of Christ in the midst of the darkness of your desperate nation. How wonderful! Have you a wife yet, yourself? Any children? How do you like to spread the Good News in your desperate, depressing land?

[Basilissa]

Hello dear, and to 's favorite forum!

We are very glad to hear that there is a Godly person in Estonia! You must be the reason why God hasn't smashed yet Estonia wit brimstone and fire! You know, like He said He would not destroy Sodom if he found ten decent people in it (Genesis 18:32). Unfortunately for Sodom, even their newborn babies were awful sinners, so God decided to apply an ultimate solution to their problem (Genesis 19:24-25).

Praise the !

[ex-estonian]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! What shall we call you, friend? When I read your posts, the voice in my head sounds like Boris from Rocky and Bullwinkle. It's awfully cute though, because in my head it sounds like a 17 year old version of Boris. Can I call you Boris?

So Boris, you must have a lovely mother to have raised you to recognize the Light of Christ in the midst of the darkness of your desperate nation. How wonderful! Have you a wife yet, yourself? Any children? How do you like to spread the Good News in your desperate, depressing land?

Dear Mary,
first I was sceptical about your wish to call me Boris. It didnt sound christian enough. But after short research, Boris is honorary name. According to Wikipedia (is Wiki evil? Or is it righteous enough?): Boris is first found in written records in the case of the Bulgarian ruler Prince Boris I (852-889), who adopted Christianity in 864 AD and imposed it on his people.

So you can call me Boris.

PS. My voice sounds similar like Boris from Rocky and Bullwinkle

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by ex-estonian

Dear Mary,
first I was sceptical about your wish to call me Boris. It didnt sound christian enough. But after short research, Boris is honorary name. According to Wikipedia (is Wiki evil? Or is it righteous enough?): Boris is first found in written records in the case of the Bulgarian ruler Prince Boris I (852-889), who adopted Christianity in 864 AD and imposed it on his people.

So you can call me Boris.

PS. My voice sounds similar like Boris from Rocky and Bullwinkle

Hello again, Mr. Boris,

The question about Wikipedia is very important. The answer is certainly "no". There might be some data that are reasonably well harmonized with the Truth™ that carries the name the Bible, but there are also fatal mistakes, e.g., regarding the theory of evil lotion.

May I recommend you a much better alternative: Conservapedia! An encyclopedia based on the Biblical truths first and foremost; the actual content is written after carefully fitting scientific observations to the literal reading of the Bible. Highly recommended!



John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[ex-estonian]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Hello again, Mr. Boris,

The question about Wikipedia is very important. The answer is certainly "no".

Good to know. I had doubts about Wikipedia and turns out my intuition was right. Thank you Elmer for showing the right path!

[BrotherLarry]

Originally Posted by ex-estonian

Good to know. I had doubts about Wikipedia and turns out my intuition was right. Thank you Elmer for showing the right path!

I would like to welcome you, Boris, with a little humor.

A woman was walking in the small village with her daughter when the daughter asked, "Mother, if I were to commit adultery, what would be my fate?"

The woman looked at her daughter and said, "I suspect they would Estonia."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I always think we should use the sense of humor our GOD gave us. He is good all the time. On another note, you will find Brother Elmer to be a storehouse of knowledge for the Christian man. His dedication to studying God's Word, led by the power of the Holy Ghost, is a real gift to those of us seeking to no longer be babes in Christ, but to take on the whole armor of God. Sometimes I think Elmer knows more than Pastor Ezekiel, but that's just not possible, so I stop thinking it almost as soon as I think it.

I'm not the smoothest gear in the crayon box sometimes.