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Default Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness - 03-24-2020, 08:27 PM

Buonasera America.


Here we go again. Japan, one of God's most hated country, is the home of a videogame company in Tokyo, named Nintendo (but i guess you've already know them). Nintendo is a very "conservative" company, in a way the term "conservative" is described in Japan, so no surprise that most of their games promotes sin. And one of their most known product of sinning is the Animal Crossing game series.

In this game series, your kids go to a village full of anthrophorpical animals, and lives to them. In a few words, the zoophile heaven, something that horrifies even God: (Leviticus 20:15-16)
And all those animals are able to even talk, like the donkey in the story of the false prophet Balaam.

And what activities you do there? Decorating your home is an example, but there is not even a sign of a Christian Cross in the game, instead you have alot of pagan elements like this:



Or this one:





And the worst thing of decorating your home in Animal Crossing? Is that the game also promotes the Taoist Feng Shui, a doctrine very common in the sinful Japan.


The game also gives you a museum, but when i checked i've discovered that instead of teaching kids Creation True Science, they chose Evilutionsm with Dinosaurs "fossils".


And the characters even celebrate holidays, such as Christmas and Easter, but all in a full secular way and lacking any Jesus reference at all.


And the latest game in the franchise is on a deserted island that your kids can turn into their town, but not a Christian one, since all of its citizen are likely atheists. And to enrich it, you are encouraged by a greedy joo-like raccoon to steal your resources from neighbour islands, a violation of the 7th and 10th commandaments. And if things couldn't get any worse, male characters can dress like female and viceversa. Another abomination in the eyes of God. (Deuteronomy 22:5)


We would expect that the Coronavirus that Chinese sent to the world would keep people at home and preventing them from buying it. Unfortunately, alot of kids have the game and they are spending the whole day wasting their life when they could live like a Saint. And they are likely not gonna come out of their home when Jesus will decide that humanity suffered enough under Coronavirus. I really hope that even in their world, like in the Minecraft one, there are Christians who are spreading the Gospel to those Godless basement dweller.
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Default Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness - 03-28-2020, 04:47 AM

This is a bad time for your anti-Chinese racism, and all forms of sinusphobia.

Just think of the miserable people-of-sortof-color, stuck at home, nothing to eat but stockpiled rice. Go ahead, just try to find a food delivery service that sells bats or penguins.


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Gun Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness - 03-28-2020, 01:56 PM

I believe Animal Crossing needs to be banned by President Trump. It is not only lazy, but even satanic occult pagan nazi propaganda.


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Default Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness - 03-28-2020, 02:50 PM

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Just think of the miserable people-of-sortof-color, stuck at home, nothing to eat but stockpiled rice. Go ahead, just try to find a food delivery service that sells bats or penguins.
Mr or Mrs (i don't know what your gender is) are you implying that eating everything (including cats, dogs and even other humans) is a better solution than repenting from your sin of worshipping Mao and Winnie the Pooh?
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Default Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness - 03-28-2020, 05:42 PM

I'm a busy man and married. I don't have time for silly games like Animal Crossing.
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Default Re: Animal Crossing: New Horizons of Lazyness - 03-28-2020, 09:08 PM

Not too familiar with Nintendo. Then again I am too involved in my Bible studies to care really.


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I just pooped myself. That's all I need to say.


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Not too familiar with Nintendo. Then again I am too involved in my Bible studies to care really.
Apparently there's a trend for "real life" fur suit versions of the game. It also involves mime. I've decided to include some evidence for my claim — but still have 25 seconds to watch (it's rather heavy going so I've paused for some coffee) — because not everyone does that and if I post something they will at least get to see what evidence looks like.

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