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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 01-17-2011, 12:43 PM

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You and everyone else here should be ashamed of yourselves. i mean look at you. You call yourselves "True Christians" and yet you preach hate like this? Why don't you do us all a favor and actually practice your commandments. You just broke about half of them with your hate and violence. You are all hypocrites. And BTW...your son should have been arrested. Not only that, people like you should not be allowed to have kids. Someone should call Child Services on you. To even condone such behavior is abuse in itself. You are in America...the land of the FREE. If you don't like homosexuals, or agree that ALL Americans should have EQUAL rights, then get the hell out of the country. It's an open door policy here...just don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out.
You're not some Norwegian looking for a Green Card are you?
I would have expected better manners when addressing people for the first time. I do understand your Viking past but please take the first longboat out and make a proper polite introduction in the introduction forum instead of bursting in here to verbally pillage us.

Thank you.
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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 01-17-2011, 12:47 PM

You sit here and "verbally pillage" homosexuals. In America that is a HATE CRIME. I would expect better manners from an adult like yourself and most others on this thread. I see you are American too. Same goes for you...don't want equal rights for all Americans, you are more than welcome to leave the country...perhaps on the same boat I rode in on.
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You sit here and "verbally pillage" homosexuals. In America that is a HATE CRIME. I would expect better manners from an adult like yourself and most others on this thread. I see you are American too. Same goes for you...don't want equal rights for all Americans, you are more than welcome to leave the country...perhaps on the same boat I rode in on.
How can you 'see' I'm American? I'm not, unfortunately. And I'm not IN America. Are you one of those Californian liberal part time semi-agnostic 'let's be nice to everybody' wishy washy poolside part time Christian with special gifts for ESP who can 'know' what I am and who I am?
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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 01-17-2011, 01:08 PM

I don't care whether you welcome me or not to be honest. I came here on my own accord. Last I checked, God nor Jesus hated anyone. In fact he preached love and peace. I guess you forgot he was rejected too? Like I said...if you are going to preach Christianity, how about you do it according to your own commandments. Seems like all you and the original poster are doing is sinning...by spewing hate and violence, a Hypocrisy of your own religion. I hope you enjoy your time in hell.
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I don't care whether you welcome me or not to be honest. I came here on my own accord. Last I checked, God nor Jesus hated anyone. In fact he preached love and peace. I guess you forgot he was rejected too? Like I said...if you are going to preach Christianity, how about you do it according to your own commandments. Seems like all you and the original poster are doing is sinning...by spewing hate and violence, a Hypocrisy of your own religion. I hope you enjoy your time in hell.
So you claim God preaches love and peace and one second later you sent us all to Hell? How is that love or peace?

And you are completely and utterly wrong. You cannot pretend to be a Christian and then ignore what is in the Holy Bible.

People God hates:
  • Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
  • Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."
  • Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

God kills those who do not believe in Him and then sends them to hell:
  • 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
  • Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
  • Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
  • John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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I never pretended to be anyone or anything. YOU are labeling me falsely. You are putting yourself in hell with the garbage in this tread.
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I never pretended to be anyone or anything. YOU are labeling me falsely. You are putting yourself in hell with the garbage in this tread.
So you are sending people to Hell and claiming to know what God and Jesus want and at the same time you claim not to be a Christian? And then to top it off, you say you are not pretending? Well if you are pretending to be a retard, you are very good at it.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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I never pretended to be anyone or anything. YOU are labeling me falsely.
YOU labelled US. Fact.


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You are doing a good enough job of sending yourself to hell.
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I just punched a Queer Today too!
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Why?

And why do you capitalize the word "queer?"


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I don't speech english well i am from Germany
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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 01-17-2011, 08:06 PM

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It's rhetorical. Jesus did not punch anyone.
Jesus never owned any slaves, either, but he told us that slaves should obey their masters. Ephesians 6:5 What's your point?

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I don't speech english well i am from Germany
While Lancaster, PA is full of krauts, you are NOT from germany, you lying atheist!


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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 01-17-2011, 11:31 PM

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Hey everyone, I can hardly contain my excitement considering what just happened today! My son, Aaron, who's just turned 6 years old has already punched his first homer! It was a complete bloodbath, Aaron had to punch him 11 times before the little rat got the message. Aaron's tiny hands are covered in bruises and cuts but as always... you should have seen the OTHER GUY! Praise GOD that he is big and strong for his age! The little homer kid, also 6, minced into my chosen CHRISTIAN private school sporting a yellow bag on his first day back from half term - yellow! probably a homer, I had to alert my brave little warrior. Just before I bid my little hero farewell for the day, I pulled him close to me and whispered in his ear "Aaron son, you see him, over there? He is an abomination like in Leviticus 18:22. Stay far away from him, but if he approaches you, then punch him for hating Jesus" "Okay father, I love you, bye" he replied with a smile.



Let me tell you my eyes were filled with the tears of joy for Jesus when I picked him up from school and heard about what had happened - little Aaron attacked without mercy, Shout GLORY! The suspension Aaron received was a small price to pay (apparently whilst being pounded to the ground homerboy hit his head on the corner of a table and cracked it open, little sissy ). A teacher came in and under the schools rules and regulations was forced by law to punish my God fearing little soldier, ridiculous but there you go - that's what happens when liberal obama gets into the whitehouse.

So he's punched his first queer, but certainly not his last! Praise!
I thought the way I handled this and the way I talked my son into fighting for GOD really worked a treat, and would be an example to others who don't have the time to homeschool the children.
The fruit of your loins is a shining example to us all Brother.

This reminds me of the first time I had the chance to punch a queer after having my eyes opened to the Lord. Passing home after being out for an evening constitutional I was confronted by the most foul and disgusting site of two homers kissing in the street.

I, of course, took the chance to punch the larger one right in the face a couple of times. It felt so wonderful bring the righteous vengeance of the Lord to bear on such an unrepentant sinner. The smaller one of course ran away like a total pansy before I could open a can of whoop ass on him.

As others have suggested please make this a most enjoyable and memorable moment for your son so that he knows to do this every chance he gets.


If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 01-18-2011, 12:44 AM

I am a queer and I'd love for you to come and try to punch me. I could certainly show you some 'righteous vengeance' and it would have nothing to do with god. You and your church are an embarrassment to humanity, by living with 2000 year old 'values' it's hard to see how you manage in modern society. While you cling on your idea of a sky-god modern society is rapidly moving on and leaving you behind. Finally It's so nice to see Christian compassionate values in action.
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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 01-18-2011, 01:00 AM

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I am a queer and I'd love for you to come and try to punch me. I could certainly show you some 'righteous vengeance' and it would have nothing to do with god. You and your church are an embarrassment to humanity, by living with 2000 year old 'values' it's hard to see how you manage in modern society. While you cling on your idea of a sky-god modern society is rapidly moving on and leaving you behind. Finally It's so nice to see Christian compassionate values in action.
I would not punch you son. I've been there as a queer and was also consumed with the shame, despair, hatred of my Creator and self-pity.

But your punishment awaits as long as you spend your days in wicked copulation with strange men and defilement of your God-given body.

Genesis 19:24 "Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;"

1 Corinthians 3:16-17 "Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?"

"If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are."

Give your rectum some rest and Jesus a chance to save your filthy soul? Everything you need to escape the gayness can be found here.

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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 01-18-2011, 01:21 AM

Er. Thanks for that. I'd like to remind you that you know nothing about me other than the fact that I'm gay, which isn't a choice by the way. My rectum doesn't need a rest, I'm not sure why you're talking about my rectum??? It really isn't any of you business is it?
I find it hard to believe that you guys are serious but it seems you are.
If you do now deny that you are gay I feel sorry for you because you've chosen a life of denial. But that's your choice just as being unapologetic for the way I am is my choice. It's good that you wouldn't punch me but there are people who would, all in the name of 'god'. I believe in humanity rather than god but people who believe in god make it hard to have faith in humanity as, "it takes religion for good people to do evil things".
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Default Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud! - 01-18-2011, 01:28 AM

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Er. Thanks for that. I'd like to remind you that you know nothing about me other than the fact that I'm gay, which isn't a choice by the way. My rectum doesn't need a rest, I'm not sure why you're talking about my rectum??? It really isn't any of you business is it?
I find it hard to believe that you guys are serious but it seems you are.
If you do now deny that you are gay I feel sorry for you because you've chosen a life of denial. But that's your choice just as being unapologetic for the way I am is my choice. It's good that you wouldn't punch me but there are people who would, all in the name of 'god'. I believe in humanity rather than god but people who believe in god make it hard to have faith in humanity as, "it takes religion for good people to do evil things".
It is your choice to be a HOMER! You cant choose your eye color, or hair color. BUT you sure as hell can choose to have butt sex! What the hell is the matter with you? You are a sick twisted excuse for a man. God hates Fags, he smote you with the AID, isn't that proof enough? Your father is to blame just as much as you are. He should have beat the GAY out of you.
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