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Black-robed tyrants have undone whatever was left of constitutionally limited government in the People's Republic of Commiefornicatia.

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Court Strikes Down Ban on Gay Marriage in California

LOS ANGELES – A federal appeals court panel ruled on Tuesday that a voter-approved ban on same-sex marriage in California violated the Constitution, all but ensuring that the case will proceed to the United States Supreme Court.

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“Although the Constitution permits communities to enact most laws they believe to be desirable, it requires that there be at least a legitimate reason for the passage of a law that treats different people differently,” Judge Stephen Reinhardt wrote in the decision. “There was no such reason that Proposition 8 could have been enacted.”
Isn't God's will a legitimate enough reason? The next time an earthquake hits Sin Francrisco or Lotus-Land, we'll know why.


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Default Re: 9th Circuit abolishes mariage! Prayer warriors, to your stations! - 02-07-2012, 08:50 PM

I have taken to my bed, I am so upset by this. Now every Tom and Harry will think he can marry Dick, with Open Arms.

We need a movement to cut ALL wages of the Homogays and Lesbians. If they have no money, no one will want to marry them...as all the Homogays have big bills for their crack cocaine, whips and chains, and treatment for the Aids.

"Marriage" is all about stealing "advantages" for them, so if we take away the "benefits", they'll look elsewhere (maybe in other countries?) for their unholy sugar daddies/mamas.
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Default Re: 9th Circuit abolishes mariage! Prayer warriors, to your stations! - 02-07-2012, 09:00 PM

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they'll look elsewhere (maybe in other countries?)
What a wonderful idea. Maybe they can all go to Belgistan and the Netherregions, so that when those countries slide off into the North Sea, they'll take all of the queers and queeresses with them.


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Default Re: 9th Circuit abolishes mariage! Prayer warriors, to your stations! - 02-07-2012, 09:37 PM

When I think about the fact that some of the disgusting sodomites with whom I used to willingly fornicate now have the right to insult God by legally sanctifying their unholy couplings, I am filled with a deep and profound sense of both shame and rage.

With this ruling, these judges have figuratively anally raped the holy institution of heterosexual marriage. I am beside myself with grief.


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Default Re: 9th Circuit abolishes mariage! Prayer warriors, to your stations! - 02-07-2012, 10:12 PM

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With this ruling, these judges have figuratively anally raped the holy institution of heterosexual marriage.
Please....no more! I simply can't tolerate any more images of the violent homogay sex acts this decision now rams down our throughts, and enforces in our schools before Little Ones.

Why is it NEVER ENOUGH for those people??
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Isn't God's will a legitimate enough reason? The next time an earthquake hits Sin Francrisco or Lotus-Land, we'll know why.
Glory Pastor!

California has a lot coming with it gay marriage, nature worship, socialism, Hollywood, porn industry, hippies, unions, Berkly, avocados (more nature worship) illegal immigrants (home to Spanglish) Stenbeck, pot legalization, Apple Computer (gay electronics) and Jerry Brown. The wonder is why California hasn't collapsed strait into Hell by now. No man less than Ronald Regan reminded us that only gay loony liberals come out of California.



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only gay loony liberals come out of California.
Gay looney liberals and the quasi-gay metrosexual looney liberals who worship them like gods and have anal sex in an attempt to catch full blown AIDS and become fully qualified homosexuals.

I think we should do a mission to California. Along with Iceland, California may be one of the last places on Earth where the gospel has yet to be preached. That is why Jesus hasn't returned yet.

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Gay looney liberals and the quasi-gay metrosexual looney liberals who worship them like gods and have anal sex in an attempt to catch full blown AIDS and become fully qualified homosexuals.

I think we should do a mission to California. Along with Iceland, California may be one of the last places on Earth where the gospel has yet to be preached. That is why Jesus hasn't returned yet.

Of course, only those with the most formidably well plated Christian armor (particularly in the buttock area) should undertake such an expedition.
You would think Californians were all tree worshiping Satanists (that is homosexual) but it is not so! I my self wrestled with the gay demon in California during my missionary days by witnessing the World of the Lord in the very heart of Sissy Fransisco. We in the BASH mission had the the biggest sound system available to preach the word to those reprobates weather they liked it or not. And what did they do?

Called us racists and complained our hood didn't match our robes.

That and the cops fined us for disturbing the peace and broken windows.

Small wonder that is ground zero for the gay marriage disaster that is overtaking our Great but no longer Godly country.



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We all know the Activist Judges will be allowing interracial marriage next.
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Once again, Jesus comes to the rescue – smiting California with a financial crisis. Glory!

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California at Risk of Running Out of Money by March
Published: Tuesday, 31 Jan 2012 7:53 PM ET

California needs to come up with more than $3 billion to avoid burning through its cash by March, according to the state controller, who urged borrowing and delaying some payments.

"Assuming no additional revenue loss, erosion of borrowable internal funds, or significant spikes in spending, $3.3 billion of cash solutions are needed to address California's liquidity needs during this period," State Controller John Chiang said in a letter to the chairman and vice chairman of the Joint Legislative Budget Committee released on Tuesday.

Chiang noted California's dwindling cash reflects revenue coming in below forecast in the state's budget and spending exceeding expectations.

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We all know the Activist Judges will be allowing interracial marriage next.
Ah, sweet Sister Cookie, I do not want to be the one that furthers dampens your already soggy spirits, but interracial marriage was decriminalized in most of our once proud nation some time ago. Only small enclaves of reason such as Freehold still cling valiantly to laws of God as laid down by Him in the King James Bible.

What I fear will happen next is that this will open the floodgates for other unclean unions. In no time, we can expect human animal marriages, plural animal marriages, marriages between humans and inanimate objects such as toasters, avocados, or lumps of coal. The list is endless! If a man can marry another man, whey can he not marry a goat, a tire iron, a six pack of Shasta Diet Chocolate Soda, three used band aids and a hive of bees!


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