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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 06-08-2020, 12:16 PM

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Hi there --

If you can wait bit, I'd be happy to ship you some homemade dung bread.


Ezekiel 4:12

And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.



It may bit a wee nutty, I hope you're ain't allergic. I call it my homemade huckernickel bread.
This person is a clear example of those who pluck through the Bible without seeking any real understanding.


Dung of different sorts has been used as fuel for fires in many cultures. Granted, this practice has normally been limited to the use of grass-eating animals' dung. This is because their droppings, when dried, burn rather like burnt grass--the grass being"fuel" which the animals use for their own "engines".


The former Mr. Upchucker, in his general ignorance and specific insincerity to really know the Bible, has equated the word "bake" with the word "make". (In more ways than one.)


He has even left out the entire part of the verse which makes specific reference to the use of ashes in the normal baking process.


Mr. Unchucker was rightfully banned, because his intent and efforts were all on behalf of the Deceiver. He had no desire to enlighten anyone about True Christianity™.


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 06-12-2020, 09:08 PM

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Mr. Unchucker was rightfully banned, because his intent and efforts were all on behalf of the Deceiver. He had no desire to enlighten anyone about True Christianity™.
This Mr. Upchucker sounds like a highly unattractive nor clever individual. I dread to think what sort of visage he presented on this forum before he was cast to Hellfire.




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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 06-18-2020, 08:58 PM

I wish Trump's administration wasn't giving so much free advertising to John Bolton's book - there's so much fuss about it that now even I want to read it.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 06-18-2020, 09:23 PM

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I wish Trump's administration wasn't giving so much free advertising to John Bolton's book - there's so much fuss about it that now even I want to read it.
And, they kept putting Bolton's ugly mustache on the front of every newspaper and news site. If he cries, a tear comes down for a look and runs right back up.


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I wish Trump's administration wasn't giving so much free advertising to John Bolton's book - there's so much fuss about it that now even I want to read it.
I know! Right?


Even though Bolton is probably the most unworthy scum that has ever lived, the fact that he even got that close to Trump's inner circle has me fascinated.


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 07-09-2020, 06:09 AM

Something that offends me about this country of mine is nearly all the men are homosexual. It's caused many women here to become lesbians. They all listen to Lana Del Rey whose name spelt backwards reads, "Yer Led Anal."

That's right. Listening to her music, you'll be lead to the black of hole of no return which is anal sex. :*(

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 07-17-2020, 12:01 PM

Can anyone explain the paradox of this BLM and ACAB movement? I can see it's an American matter, and quite perplexing to me, but I understand your country does have nigra cops, yes? And they arrest other nigras.

So, to me, what I find offensive is this brand of racism that by liberals claiming all cops are bad, they are lumping in the black lives they also claim matter. Seems a strain on one's intelligence contemplating it.




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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 07-23-2020, 11:09 PM

I am greatly saddened and deeply offended that a LIBERAL HOAX, a.k.a. a mild flu which will magically disappear any day now, has caused our beloved President to cancel the Republican Convention.

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President Donald Trump announced Thursday that Republicans have scrapped plans to hold convention activities in Jacksonville, Florida...
Trump was closely watching as several Republican lawmakers said they weren't going to Jacksonville or were considering not going, a person familiar said. Trump was wary of having sparse attendance at the convention. Just a month ago, the Trump campaign was playing up expectations for a massive crowd at the President's first rally since the pandemic began, but those crowds in Tulsa, Oklahoma, were much smaller than expected.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 07-25-2020, 10:59 AM

I am offended by what's happening in the world, this virus and race problems, why it is in 2020. I had plans to have naked dirty sex in Spain soon, but everybody should sit at home and wait.
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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 07-25-2020, 04:31 PM

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I am offended by what's happening in the world, this virus and race problems, why it is in 2020. I had plans to have naked dirty sex in Spain soon, but everybody should sit at home and wait.
The biggest problem is not dying from a germ or an angry negro, but dying without Christ in your heart. Christians should not sit at home and wait. We've been called to evangelize (Matthew 28:19-20), to the four corners of the earth (Matthew 24:14), and then Jesus will come in a Blaze of Glory (Revelation 19:11-13)! He'll be accompanied by an entire cavalry of ancient warriors from outer space, with swords and bows and arrows and angry horses ready to trample on the Jews and Muslims and Feminists and Liberals and Vegans and everyone else in the Whole World who opposes Him and His Rule! (Revelation 19:14-16) Glory! The blood of the enemies will reach the height of the horses bridles (Revelation 14:19-20), as if space horses wouldn't be enough to scare the living daylights out of the heathens, the sloshing of blood making The Shining Elevator Scene look like a diorama!





We will know it is Jesus because, well, besides flying horses appearing from outer space, he will have a sword in his mouth and his name written on his thigh. Not that the True Christian™ will need to confirm this, it's not like a passport that needs to be checked before coming into Earth's Atmosphere or anything so hopelessly mundane like that.

We will praise Jesus and we will be watching for New Jerusalem to descend from the sky, dressed as a beautiful bride (Revelation 21:2)! Glory!

I don't know how this could be offensive to anyone, frankly. I cannot wait and I do my part to bring Christ to this world every single day!


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 07-26-2020, 09:41 PM

By the way, if someone stuck in the situation like me who would also wanted to [SEXED UP GAY PROSTITUTION ADVERTISING REMOVED BY MODERATOR] so we could be offended together. If we would be together it is easier to handle it

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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 07-31-2020, 04:42 PM

I get accused of pushing my religion on people, but the religion of Satanism is pushed on the masses daily, especially with games and children's toys. It's their best way of indoctrinating the kids into the occult (Magic Eight Ball).

Satanists love to do things in reverse, like Alistair Crowley said. SEGA = AGES. Ages of Genesis, Ages of Saturn (SATAN), Master System (a master is someone who has people doing their bidding, ie, Satan), Ages of Dream Casting (spells, hexes), Sonic (maSONIC).

But I'm the crazy one screaming into the wind. I'm being unfair raising my children to hold and defend my beliefs.


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But I'm the crazy one screaming into the wind. I'm being unfair raising my children to hold and defend my beliefs.
It's been going on ever since America went Communist under FDR. We have to fight constantly to keep the science out of our schools, to keep family values such as flogging homosexuals at the center of American political life, to keep women and minorities and foreigners in the places God assigned to them, to spread the good word that President Trump has made America great again with his fabulous policies, and to be able to stand up and say "I'm not wearing a COVID death mask or getting microchipped by Bill Gates' vaccine and neither are my children."

The liberals don't have the facts on their side, so they result to name-calling and say that we're the crazy ones. What could be crazier than that?


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 08-08-2020, 10:30 AM

I am offended by all this politicizing of President Trump's every move. Every single thing that the man does is scrutinized through some political lens.

The man is our Blessed Leader. We know that God, Himself sets those in authority over us.

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Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

So if God has ordained Trump's presidency, how can people insist that Trump is "just playing politics" when he makes decisions and signs executive orders that express his will?

It makes me so angry to read about things that Trump is doing being described as "political" when the simple fact is that what he is doing is governing. It is the people who oppose him who are doing all the political maneuvering.


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 08-08-2020, 03:55 PM

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So if God has ordained Trump's presidency, how can people insist that Trump is "just playing politics" when he makes decisions and signs executive orders that express his will?

It makes me so angry to read about things that Trump is doing being described as "political" when the simple fact is that what he is doing is governing. It is the people who oppose him who are doing all the political maneuvering.
Agreed. Also, we need to contrast Obama with Trump here. When Obama was issuing executive orders, that was an example of authoritarianism, dismissing the role of congress, and ignoring the will of the people. When Trump is issuing executive orders, that's the opposite of what Obama did.
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Agreed. Also, we need to contrast Obama with Trump here. When Obama was issuing executive orders, that was an example of authoritarianism, dismissing the role of congress, and ignoring the will of the people. When Trump is issuing executive orders, that's the opposite of what Obama did.
Contrasting Trump against Obama is so very easy to do, n'est-ce pas?


One example that comes to mind is that Obama is left-handed. That right* there is an offense to God and therefore, an offense to me.




*Does anyone ever say "that left there"?


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 08-09-2020, 02:48 AM

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Contrasting Trump against Obama is so very easy to do, n'est-ce pas?
I think the phrase we're all looking for here is "public interest." When Obama issued an executive order he was helping himself. When our wonderful President Trump issues and executive order it is in the public interest.

When, for example, Trump ordered the Federal Reserve to lower interest rates to zero, it had nothing to do with the mortgages on Trump Hotels, Inc. He did it because he does not like bankers. No one likes bankers. That is what political scientists call the public interest.


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I think the phrase we're all looking for here is "public interest." When Obama issued an executive order he was helping himself. When our wonderful President Trump issues and executive order it is in the public interest.
Yes. This is why Fox News and the Conservative collective criticized him roundly.

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When, for example, Trump ordered the Federal Reserve to lower interest rates to zero, it had nothing to do with the mortgages on Trump Hotels, Inc. He did it because he does not like bankers. No one likes bankers. That is what political scientists call the public interest.
Exactly. Trump does nothing to enrich himself. He gives and gives and gives to the most vulnerable of American people--White, working Americans.


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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 08-10-2020, 04:25 PM

Sporks. Sporks offend me because the spork is the devil's utensil. It is the amalgamation of the masculine fork and the feminine spoon and is trying to blur gender lines in society.



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Default Re: What are you offended by right now? - 08-21-2020, 03:13 AM

I'm offended by the Democratic Convention. I don't like to see people on my TV screen that are not glamorous. Ordinary run of the mill "citizens" and working stiffs are usually overweight and the men bald.

So much better was Trumps family appearances in 2016. Blonde and glamorous is always better.


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