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Mooselimb Lebanon Goes Boooom: Act of GOD? YES! - 08-04-2020, 07:09 PM

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It seems Lord Jesus has brought thy will upon the nation of Lebanon in the form of a big, beautiful MUSHROOM CLOUD!!





What has this nation done to stoke God's wrath?

Well, I understand the Lebanese were a bi-faithful country, yes? Filled with false Christians, and Muslims alike. This must been displeasing to the Lord, Jesus Christ, who wrinkled in disgust at their poor attempts to reflect the Western image in a Middle Eastern land.

Note. Lesbianese women don't wear hijabs and niqabs, therefore resisting Muslim efforts to bend them slaves to Coronavirus. This may seem a valiant effort, if they didn't appear to look like such whores with bee-stung lips.




(I don't know this woman personally, or anything about her. Ps 139:7-16)



Who is behind the explosion? The liberals blame fireworks and freak-accident. There are no accidents! The Bible tells me so.

Isaiah 46:9-10

9 Remember the former things of old: for I am God, and there is none else; I am God, and there is none like me,
10 Declaring the end from the beginning, and from ancient times the things that are not yet done, saying, My counsel shall stand, and I will do all my pleasure:


Thank you LORD JESUS, for smiting Lebanon, be it Muslim, gentile or joo. I thank YOU for your beautiful gift.

Romans 13:1, KJV: "Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God."





Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Default Re: Lebanon Goes Boooom: Act of GOD? YES! - 08-04-2020, 07:18 PM

I have no idea why it is that Jesus has spoken to me and caused me to agree, in broad terms, with your assessment of the situation.

God moves in a mysterious way: In the early days, He would send an army to defeat the Philistines or wipe out the Moabites; today, He appears to be using Ammonium Nitrate to smite a population divided between Satan's philosophies of Islam and Catholicism.





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Default Re: Lebanon Goes Boooom: Act of GOD? YES! - 08-05-2020, 03:59 AM

The information I have received leads me to the conclusion that the explosion took place at a bomb store. Lebanon is a place where a lot of things get blown up and there is a high demand for bombs. We don't have bomb stores here in America just yet, but it is easy to see why such a store would succeed in Beirut. When you get a lot of bombs all together in one place, a defective fuse or timer could cause real problems. It is also possible that the local people were trying to figure out how to work the detonators or something like that. I believe that may be what happened here.

Also, I can't discount the Jews. They like to blow things up, too and they may have blown the place up and made it look like an accident caused by Arabs monkeying around with bombs.


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Default Re: Lebanon Goes Boooom: Act of GOD? YES! - 08-05-2020, 06:48 AM

Few remember when Lebanon used to be a nice place to live - but that was when the mooselimbs were less than 20% of the population.

By recent reports there were 2,750 tons of Ammonium Nitrate that went up in the explosion. Now that's a lot of fertilizer, and Lebanon is known for growing agricultural products - including hashish (and drugs have been known to upset Jesus).

On the other hand, I think we can thank God that a shortage of virgins has been averted from the followers of the "religion of peace".


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Default Re: Lebanon Goes Boooom: Act of GOD? YES! - 08-05-2020, 06:57 AM

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Few remember when Lebanon used to be a nice place to live - but that was when the mooselimbs were less than 20% of the population.


I remember. I did a photoshoot there years ago -- of course, this benchmarks my age, somewhat. However it was the 70's and I was a mere child. (But there were very few Mooslimbs, so I was relatively safe.)



This explosion is a thing of beauty....just watch GOD smite the snobby abode of the Catholic ritual mid-session - Extra points for rubble fallen uponth the boy pedo in a robe!








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